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i don't think it matters

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

thank god i quit drinking...

― Matt P, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:37 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

fwiw i'm 3 months sober

xpost LOL!!

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

So yr follow-libcrypt-around-to-bitch-about-him work is strictly for charity, eh?

libcrypt, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

yes

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

liberatin' dat crypt

Dr. Phil, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

vendetta

maybe u should tell that to your laughing vagina (HI DERE), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

matt p, libcrypt, and jaymc all v much in character

The-Reverend (rev), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble.

― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, April 13, 2009 9:34 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

not possible

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

lol "matt p drinks a lot" doesnt make that post any less zingworth, buttcrypt

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 April 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

he's like a politician trying to deflect a zing with a smear campaign

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

itt add butt to people's names

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

buttofu

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

do you one better:

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

forkslovebutt

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

J0rdan B.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

fartsclovebuttocks

and twat lavey (Dr. Phil), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, you can keep that one.

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

I know, butt?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

Hiney B. Buttgarten

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

did you guys read about the dream I had about you on the ILX dreams thread on ILE?

― Take The Gothheads Bowling (Bimble), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:39 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no i've never looked at that thread

― lorax enforcement officer (electricsound), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:43 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rio (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:16 (seventeen years ago)

I just went and read the dreams thread and that exchange gets even better

Bostin' Legal (sic), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:13 (seventeen years ago)

Q: Who's Whiney's favorite No Limit rap artist?
A: Sea-Murder

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, April 14, 2009 3:21 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

i know i'm the zingee on that one, but
http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

:D probably more a lol than a zing but yeah A+

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

maybe even a vendetta?

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

no

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

clearly not LJ, stfu

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

aw just playin' folks

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

dyson with sb

estela, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

caek, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

fuck me if there's a more useless word than "overrated" - it's like a t-shirt saying "I have run out of interesting things to say"

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so you're saying overrated is overrated

― (ooo)genesis (k3vin k.), Sunday, April 19, 2009 1:07 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Bald, optimistic, spirited. (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:06 (seventeen years ago)

i am going to make a shirt that says that

tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:10 (seventeen years ago)

sorry that u guys still cant get over ur stunted childhoods? but maybe? deal w the fact that u will never be as happy as ur were in 1985 jackin off w ur friends watchin et?

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whoa dude i was just making a joke - didnt mean to trigger any traumatic flashbacks

― s1ocki, Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:12 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

EDUARDO MANOSPENES (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 05:06 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahaha where is that from?

goddam seals get SO much pussy (stevie), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 08:21 (seventeen years ago)

the 1985 comedy thread

cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:45 (seventeen years ago)

wasn't max born in 1985?

ian, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

very likely he was being conceived while i was watching back to the future

cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

born from a puddle of sperm found inside on a ET VHS clamshell

all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

and was named after the hit 1985 movie Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

very likely he was being conceived while i was watching back to the future

― cutty, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cutty has to go back in time next week and make sure max is born or all his posts will be erased

all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

lol

SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

you're my noise bro....and you're peeing on me

Young Chizzy (country matters), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

Odd years vs even years (in terms of which produce better music)

I think this thread has lived out its potential and purpose now.

― Sickamous Mouthall (Scik Mouthy), Monday, April 27, 2009 10:33 AM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

It'll be a great thread next year.

― Mark G, Monday, April 27, 2009 10:33 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

just being playful and friendly (some dude), Monday, 27 April 2009 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

well, when 36K die each year from plain ole flu, why the fuck are people freaking out about a tiny number of deaths? i actually know the reason. ratings, clicks, money. media outlets are pushing this story to drive traffic and viewers. call me when 37K are dead.

― brotherlovesdub, Monday, 27 April 2009 23:35 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

retarded

― "buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:37 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

When even someone going by "buttz" finds your three sentence brainshit irredeemably stupid, it's time to reassess.

― "buttz" (Z S), Monday, 27 April 2009 23:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What an ego stroke that would be! (stevie), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 09:06 (seventeen years ago)

re asses

GOON carter cash (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 28 April 2009 09:08 (seventeen years ago)

Hi. I've tried to clean up my act, and in spite of the occasional grievous error (which I've profusely apologised for) such as JFC.jpg, I think I'm largely succeeding. Whether this is a sign of belated maturity or a reaction to the sword of Damocles imminently pendant over my very ILX existence remains to be seen; I'd rather hope to think it's the former, but if SB has had a positive effect, it HAS been to impress the value of thinking before posting with somewhat more assiduousness than I'd been exercising beforehand. 3 SBs gained in the past 4 months (at last count; can this please be updated in case I've caused any significant offence in the past few days), as opposed to 90 in the previous half-year, bears testament to this. I'm seriously trying to stave off the remaining nine, even indefinitely, if I can.

Anyhow, enough of the self promotion. I've been banned from 77 since before my temp ban, following an offence that although serious (reposting a non-77 user to 77) I think I've served enough time for. I maintain I was made something of an example of, and also maintain that my offence was borne out of stupidity rather than malice, stupidity which I am slowly weaning out of my system. This sort of self-analysis can come over a bit jerkish so I won't press my case any further, but it'd be cool if you could let me back onto 77 kthx :)

― sorry for british (country matters), Tuesday, April 28, 2009 8:34 PM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

tl;sb

― estela, Tuesday, April 28, 2009 8:44 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 29 April 2009 01:00 (seventeen years ago)

her gossamer light rapier thrusts, which are like being impaled by a summer breeze

- colin s barrow esquire

sorry for british (country matters), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 01:06 (seventeen years ago)

this is as lollsy as balls imo: big haha and egg on face for the reynolds stans imo. rave is some reactionary tory-boy shit.

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:36 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I thought you weren't that into it?

― Enormous Epic (Matt DC), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:40 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

What an ego stroke that would be! (stevie), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:06 (seventeen years ago)

lol

babyface (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 April 2009 11:32 (seventeen years ago)


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