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as a fully grown man with a wife, don't you have better things to do than to shit on a story about someone's roommate who made a big bong, related on the fucking internet? every time you post it's like here comes a whiff of internet b.o. sorry, but it had to be said.

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, April 13, 2009 4:43 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mmmm space tang (stevie), Monday, 13 April 2009 13:40 (seventeen years ago)

damn who was that directed at? where?

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 13 April 2009 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=71577#unread

caek, Monday, 13 April 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble. Sorry, but it had to be said.

Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, 13 April 2009 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

but he was right about you

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

on Monday, April 13, 2009 4:43 AM

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

stevie is british

taddletail (country matters), Monday, 13 April 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

as a fully grown man with a wife, don't you have better things to do than to shit on a story about someone's roommate who made a big bong, related on the fucking internet? every time you post it's like here comes a whiff of internet b.o. sorry, but it had to be said.

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Pacific time here, FYI.)

the bible sure is weird (libcrypt), Monday, 13 April 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

i don't think it matters

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

thank god i quit drinking...

― Matt P, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:37 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

fwiw i'm 3 months sober

xpost LOL!!

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

So yr follow-libcrypt-around-to-bitch-about-him work is strictly for charity, eh?

libcrypt, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

yes

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

liberatin' dat crypt

Dr. Phil, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

vendetta

maybe u should tell that to your laughing vagina (HI DERE), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

matt p, libcrypt, and jaymc all v much in character

The-Reverend (rev), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble.

― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, April 13, 2009 9:34 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

not possible

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

lol "matt p drinks a lot" doesnt make that post any less zingworth, buttcrypt

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 April 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

he's like a politician trying to deflect a zing with a smear campaign

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

itt add butt to people's names

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

buttofu

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

do you one better:

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

forkslovebutt

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

J0rdan B.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

fartsclovebuttocks

and twat lavey (Dr. Phil), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, you can keep that one.

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

I know, butt?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

Hiney B. Buttgarten

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

did you guys read about the dream I had about you on the ILX dreams thread on ILE?

― Take The Gothheads Bowling (Bimble), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:39 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no i've never looked at that thread

― lorax enforcement officer (electricsound), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:43 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rio (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:16 (seventeen years ago)

I just went and read the dreams thread and that exchange gets even better

Bostin' Legal (sic), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:13 (seventeen years ago)

Q: Who's Whiney's favorite No Limit rap artist?
A: Sea-Murder

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, April 14, 2009 3:21 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

i know i'm the zingee on that one, but
http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

:D probably more a lol than a zing but yeah A+

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

maybe even a vendetta?

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

no

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

clearly not LJ, stfu

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

aw just playin' folks

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)

dyson with sb

estela, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

caek, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:51 (seventeen years ago)

fuck me if there's a more useless word than "overrated" - it's like a t-shirt saying "I have run out of interesting things to say"

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so you're saying overrated is overrated

― (ooo)genesis (k3vin k.), Sunday, April 19, 2009 1:07 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Bald, optimistic, spirited. (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:06 (seventeen years ago)

i am going to make a shirt that says that

tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:10 (seventeen years ago)

sorry that u guys still cant get over ur stunted childhoods? but maybe? deal w the fact that u will never be as happy as ur were in 1985 jackin off w ur friends watchin et?

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whoa dude i was just making a joke - didnt mean to trigger any traumatic flashbacks

― s1ocki, Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:12 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

EDUARDO MANOSPENES (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 05:06 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahaha where is that from?

goddam seals get SO much pussy (stevie), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 08:21 (seventeen years ago)

the 1985 comedy thread

cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:45 (seventeen years ago)

wasn't max born in 1985?

ian, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

very likely he was being conceived while i was watching back to the future

cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

born from a puddle of sperm found inside on a ET VHS clamshell

all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:15 (seventeen years ago)

and was named after the hit 1985 movie Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

very likely he was being conceived while i was watching back to the future

― cutty, Tuesday, April 21, 2009 10:14 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cutty has to go back in time next week and make sure max is born or all his posts will be erased

all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

lol

SORCEROUSES..roll on stage! (Pillbox), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:52 (seventeen years ago)


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