you just freaked out our director of LOLs

ok the dude GOES IN to "the whisper song"

serious lolz at his wifebeater. i like to imagine he's not really 6, but a midget NJ guido

wow

YES!!!!!!

A buddy of mine somehow had that video on VHS like 5 years ago. THE best!

that's even better than staplerfahrer klaus!

WOW, superhardcor3! Lots of anus clenching unpleasantness, but the "trapped in a forklift" repetition is extra uncomfortable.

anus clenching unpleasantness?

you're going to goodbye depression if you keep that up

i love the fruity roland 505 drum beat in that video!

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gas tank torpedo A+++

^^ serious, actual lols for that & dude w/ pissed-off no-overtime mangled hand dude.

key lesson: don't take that job at the warehouse from hell

"Okay, everybody enjoy the movie? Back to work with the razors and forklifts and deathtraps."

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LOL that someone who screwed up their life from violent crime is trying to keep other people from making the same mistakes?

or is this just more residual ironic internet non-rap fan lols part 9876498765 that someone named C-Murder was accused of murder

i'm getting all ethan about this, forget it

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We know that the tragedies suffered by New Orleans must occupy a special place in your heart, Whiney.

Whiney G. Weingarten to host anti-whine press conference

amazing comments there as expected

what those people did to the Superdome...

Posted by JUJUBABE on 04/14/09 at 8:10AM
IN the minds of the people, there is no room for change of hearts. Cease Murder tries to do a good thing and he's ridiculed by the people. Well, the people are fickle. I'm so glad that the Lord says that He will remember our sins no more, because people never forget. So glad that people don't hold the keys to heaven and hell, and life and death.

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Posted by mzcoconut on 04/14/09 at 8:11AM
Take a good long look at the obligatory stooped shoulders, the hands held down in front of the crotch and the dopey look on this guy's face (in photo with this story) and you can see why he attracts such a mega following of equally mentally incapacitated blacks who have mastered the savage art of dope pushin' and murder!

I'm still laughing at this.

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the savage art of dope pushing and murder

c-murder more like c-rap! as in crap!

or is this just more residual ironic internet non-rap fan lols part 9876498765 that someone named C-Murder was accused of murder

rap fans gunning for the #1 spot previously held by humorless feminists, I see

i was also feeling the "Savage Art of Dope Pushing and Murder" line; that would've been an awesome name for the fifth Body Count album.

J0hn, weren't you like big dick mcgee in the pissing match to see who could be the most somber after big moe's death?

rip big dick mcgee

Big Dick McGee to host anti-girth press conference

savage art of dick pushin' and erection

rip his wife ;_(

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(unless i've skipped a meta step somewhere) genuinely shocked to see the phrase 'humorless feminist' come from j0hn d

'Tho lost to sight, her vagina savaged by BD'

J0hn, weren't you like big dick mcgee in the pissing match to see who could be the most somber after big moe's death?

I was big dick mcgee long before that, it was the name my mother gave me and I sign it in big letters wherever I go

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genuinely shocked to see the phrase 'humorless feminist' come from j0hn d

you didn't miss anything yo, surprise shocker, even admitted feminists know there're humorless feminists

rap stans don't know that they're the hard-posing music board equivalent of same, but that's another question

'how many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?'

'how many guys named c-murder does it take to get convicted of murder?"

but I guess in the latter case there are REAL LIVES AT STAKE AND GUYS WHO ARE TRYING TO PREVENT OTHERS FROM MAKING THE SAME MISTAKES

how many raps does it take to rap

times like this when i miss ethan the most

j0hn, I wouldn't call myself a "rap stan" and more of "guys not making the same boring, hacky rap jokes all day" stan. Making fun of c-murder is like worse than a "wolf band" joke at this point unless there's some layer to this hilarious link that I'm missing

where are all the c-murder jokes

Q: Who's Whiney's favorite No Limit rap artist?
A: Sea-Murder

whiney quit being so exasperated all the time. isn't it exhausting?

A+ zing, Dr. Phil