final lolution

Three things happen in that gif, but i can't tell what the third is...

1. "Ow my balls!"
2. "Hey, fuck you"
3. ?

4. Profit.

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omg

bwahah

i lol'd

i didn't vote in this one. i didn't have the heart.

-- gff, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:21 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i don't think i voted in this one either

-- n/a, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:23 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh i voted

-- chaki, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:32 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Isn't some brave soul going to defend dog fighting as a vital aspect of inner city African-American culture?

-- dally, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 12:52 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8nfZORaYIPc

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old news, chaki!

:(

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Drive Someone Insane with Postcards

Current bid: US $190.50

Description

You are bidding on a rare chance to traumatize a treasured friend or relative with baffling, mind-numbing, mystery correspondence from abroad.

Here is the arrangement:

I will be spending the Christmas holiday in Poland in a tiny village that has one church with no bell because angry Germans stole it. Aside from vodka, there is not a lot for me to do.

During the course of my holiday I will send three postcards to one person of your choosing.

These postcards will be rant-ravingly insane, yet they will be peppered with unmistakable personal details about the addressee. Details you will provide me.

The postcards will not be coherently signed, leaving your mark confused, guessing wildly, crying out in anguish.

"How do I know this person? And how does he know I had a ferret named Goliath?"

Your beloved friend or relative will try in vain to figure out who it is. Best of all, it can't possibly be you because you'll have the perfect alibi: you're not in Poland. You're home, wherever that is, doing whatever it is you do when not driving your friends loopy with international prankery.

Your target will rack their brains in the shower. At dinner. During long drives. At work. On the golf course.

"Who did I tell about the time I got fired by a note on my chair?" they'll ponder, "And where the hell is Szczeczinek?"

But wait, there's more.

To add to the sheer confusion and genuine discomfort, one missive will be on an original promotional postcard announcing the 1995 television premiere of Central Park West on CBS.

Another will be a postcard celebrating Atlanta's disastrous hosting of the 1996 summer Olympic games.

Your mark will be at a complete loss, desperate for answers, debating contacting people he or she hasn't talked to in years.

"I know this will sound weird," they'll say, "but by any chance were you in Eastern Europe ranting about cantaloupe... twelve years ago... right before some show with Mariel Hemingway debuted?"

When you decide to end the torment is completely up to you. If you can, I recommend owning up on 1 April 2008 - giving you nearly half a year of joy and a George Clooney-esque level of prankage. If you can't hold it in that long, I totally understand.

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U.P.:up.

that is the best idea ever

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"Hi yall! we are in Istanbul and someone just showed me this pitchfork interview i did, i stoped reading at the "Mel gibsons amazing film" part , i just want to clarify something that would have , unless the writer had taken the very simple technique of parenthesis (sarcastic) , not come across the way it was said, im a little jet lagged right now so i apologize for the roundabout here, anywhoooooo, the Mel gibsons fantasic film comment was said with COMPLETE sarcasm. now, i get missquoted all the time and this may seem super duper petty , but that movie was sooooooooooooooooo unbeleivably offensive that i have to write a little note explainin how i meant it! truly, with all of my heart, i thank you for your time, Devendra."

How the feck does sewage water end up in a washing machine ewww :|

-- Trayce, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

it was a metaphor for someone's intense dislike of toploader

-- electricsound, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

oh fuck I was born on the same day as donald trump

danbunny, WAHT

ban banhart

What, you've never seen interviews with "he said sarcastically" parentheticals before?

i voted for enrique b/c he was a dick to me in some movie thread ages ago.

-- bnw, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 11:14 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

that must feel so sweet.

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 11:17 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Whoah: Bearded Ladies of Space Station 11 = The State reference, no?

I feel David Banner showed us the way with his invention of a sympathetic rapper, a rapper not totally obsessed with "pussy" and "bling," a rapper willing to experiment with SOUNDS (slowing his music down, "Screwed and Chopped"). I also appreciate the street sounds of Paul Wall and Jim Jones and DFL, bass heavy neo-krunk tracks that I can really nod my head to. I think their LANGUAGE is just so amazing, irregardless of what they're SAYING. Girl, shake that Laughy Taffy, shake that Laughy Taffy.

I think rap needs to reach out to DJs and writers like Lemon Red and Emynd and the Fader Crew. Their writing about hip-hop is actual WRITING, not just scanned press releases like The Source or XXXL or Pounds. I think those guys getting rappers like Bun Bee to "collabo" with rappers like MIA and TTC created the most interesting music of the last little while-- to my ears, anyways. Groups like The Fiery Furnaces and Sufjan should be reaching out to fellow artists from the Southern and Bay rap scene.

I'd be willing to place a wager that a lot of people on this thread haven't been following the music close enough to have heard a lot of it. Dem Franchize Boyz, Marc Decoca, Pimp C, Trae, Pastor Troy, Lil Keke.

-- 3333333, Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:01 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.poundforpound.blogspot.com/ is a good place to stay up on things. I love how eclectic it is: Lady Sovereign, DJ Screw, Blood on the Wall, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I'm having wet dreams while awake at the thought of those four groups collaborating on one heat rock. Breaking down walls is NEVER bad for music.

-- 3333333333, Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

o canada

David Banner ... a rapper not totally obsessed with "pussy"

wha-huh?

i loved that bun bee CD

Whoah: Bearded Ladies of Space Station 11 = The State reference, no?

-- nabisco, Friday, December 21, 2007 1:55 AM (21 hours ago) Bookmark Link

WHOAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Now, as you all know, you are the Bearded Men of Space Station 11. And as we all know, beards do not grow in space. As such, it is my belief that you five men, from now on I will refer to as the Bearded Men of Space Station 11, are actually aliens, and as such, should be committed to life imprisonment in space jail. Are there any questions?

i for one would like to see a bearded ladies/the state ill "collabo"

and the two women who founded the city were lesbians?

-- milo z, Friday, 21 December 2007 20:50 (Yesterday) Link

gay lesbians.

-- s1ocki, Friday, 21 December 2007 23:53 (Yesterday) Link

dally is a total dickweed but I actually haven't seen him do anything banworthy recently

-- HI DERE, Thursday, December 20, 2007 4:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

well he's been banned from ILE, that may be why

-- El Tomboto, Thursday, December 20, 2007 10:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I never knew what Paul looked like before this campaign. I always figured he'd be a big fat guy, rather than a creepier version of My Favorite Martian.

-- milo z, Friday, December 21, 2007 11:41 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

"Human beards cannot grow in space."
"But I have a beard."
"Well, then, you're an alien."
"He's not. He's from Pittsburgh."

^^^about me

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mmmm HOT CHOCOLATE

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um

That late-shift can kinda get to you.

Might as well put these here:

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maria wouldn't believe me that rufus came up with this on his own, but i swear all i did was write it down. made my day. and it is proudly hanging on the wall by the christmas tree:

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We Put Up Our Decorative Christmas Pictures!

That is awesome!

i also recommend that you consider changing your name from Blood Bitch to something less aggressive sounding. It may help, you never know.

-- C J (C J), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:13 (11 months ago) Link

how about 'Genghis Von Ripperpimp'

-- vita susicivus (blueski), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 17:22 (11 months ago) Link

Playing a lot of R&B and hip-hop will ruin any party.
A good party doesn't have a dancefloor!

-- Geir Hongro, Tuesday, 25 December 2007 11:28 (3 hours ago) Link

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Why would a hamburglar concern himself with fries and shakes? Wouldn't that just make him a burglar with a more general specialty?

-- Pleasant Plains, Friday, March 23, 2007 11:42 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Link