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i should have included the headline:

He's Serious: Texas Stoner Says He Had A Good Reason On Why He Fled From The Cops!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh92ZnfO22ogxjcyMt

― scott seward, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:19 (ten years ago)

sorry to get political in the LOLZ thread but that link made me sad because i kept on thinking what might have happened if he hadn't been a white kid

― 龜, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:42 (ten years ago)

TBF they shot up his car and made him crash, so...

― schwantz, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:44 (ten years ago)

that inside edition thing is quite funny; when their dumb granny sting operation didn't pay off, they bushwhacked him in front of his home in a dumb granny outfit. For no discernible reason! And they got no proof or change in the outcome! Journalism!

― ulysses, Thursday, 18 February 2016 17:51 (ten years ago)

Yeah, that was the amazing part. What did they think they were accomplishing by showing up at his house and immediately taking off the disguise??

― jmm, Thursday, 18 February 2016 22:52 (ten years ago)

confusing him into thinking she was a stripper?

― Οὖτις, Thursday, 18 February 2016 22:56 (ten years ago)

lamest scooby doo episode ever

― ulysses, Thursday, 18 February 2016 23:10 (ten years ago)

Hooooly shit, the granny reporter makeup fx dude is my best friend from high school! Not using his real name, it should be noted.

― maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 February 2016 00:05 (ten years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/7fntYnk.gif

― pplains, Sunday, 21 February 2016 04:12 (ten years ago)

hahahahaha outstanding

― get a long, little doggy (m bison), Sunday, 21 February 2016 04:28 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOjUL8LwUsE

― 龜, Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:06 (ten years ago)

Shocking amount of these seem to be precipitated by blue compacts and white vans.

― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:42 (ten years ago)

"white van man" is a thing in the UK, meaning in its narrow sense a bad, entitled, dangerous driver

― Gaz upon my works ye mighty, and despair (Neil S), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:43 (ten years ago)

my reaction is 'arent all of yall required to go to driving school for 2 years'

― 龜, Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:44 (ten years ago)

i've never seen driving as bad as i see every day in new york fwiw

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:52 (ten years ago)

it's an excellent video though, makes me homesick

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 28 February 2016 14:52 (ten years ago)

Holy shit I had no idea:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_van_man

This is not a thing in the US.

― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 29 February 2016 01:19 (ten years ago)

In the US: Pickups and Pontiacs

― Dan I., Monday, 29 February 2016 01:39 (ten years ago)

dodge chargers

― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Monday, 29 February 2016 01:53 (ten years ago)

This was hanging in a kids' art room at the Brooklyn Museum:

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-0/p296x100/1287_10156495785575304_759936621326101549_n.jpg?oh=52b4eb0129bcf04adf70ab83d6d07fa0&oe=57599C9B

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 29 February 2016 02:02 (ten years ago)

Shocking amount of these seem to be precipitated by blue compacts and white vans.

welcome to england

― pantsuit aficionado (stevie), Monday, 29 February 2016 09:11 (ten years ago)

Time to resurrect this display name.

― Wolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Monday, 29 February 2016 12:48 (ten years ago)

Wait that wasn't it

― Steppenwolf in white van speaker scam (ledge), Monday, 29 February 2016 12:49 (ten years ago)

I am in awe of that clip of British swearing.

― its subtle brume (DJP), Monday, 29 February 2016 22:05 (ten years ago)

i like the weary ones best

― mookieproof, Monday, 29 February 2016 22:39 (ten years ago)

They p much sound like me when I'm driving alone, other than the accents.

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 04:33 (ten years ago)

I sometimes have anxiety flashbacks about my 20-something road rage moments though, like as in what could have happened if I had just met the wrong driver.

― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 04:34 (ten years ago)

https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JJAz1QMzMVgG4bS/giphy.gif

― scott seward, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:11 (ten years ago)

"heeeeeeeey you stupid tosser! fuckin' indicate!"

― crüt, Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:31 (ten years ago)

From the tumblr Object Dreams, which collects "impressions and excerpts" written using a predictive text imitator and certain sources, in this case all 1- and 2-star yelp reviews of the Statue of Liberty:

http://40.media.tumblr.com/f79415aba7ccf253af2f9d7eb47dc79d/tumblr_o2klv0DyYM1rpqkdto3_500.png
http://41.media.tumblr.com/cf73fbdee02af41f032968094562be21/tumblr_o2klv0DyYM1rpqkdto1_500.png
http://36.media.tumblr.com/38ae67dfdec9a362384b8593f5086f87/tumblr_o2klv0DyYM1rpqkdto2_500.png

― JRN, Thursday, 3 March 2016 21:43 (ten years ago)

that's beautiful

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 3 March 2016 21:45 (ten years ago)

Love that site.

― One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Thursday, 3 March 2016 22:18 (ten years ago)

Speaking of stuff from tumblr

http://i.imgur.com/EX1FKho.png

― JRN, Saturday, 5 March 2016 03:40 (ten years ago)

amazing

― the uniqueness of our billionaires (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 5 March 2016 10:30 (ten years ago)

looooooool