an ounce of zing is worth a pound of cure
― The-Reverend (rev), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)
Zing me once, shame on you; zing me twice, SB.
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)
as a fully grown man with a wife, don't you have better things to do than to shit on a story about someone's roommate who made a big bong, related on the fucking internet? every time you post it's like here comes a whiff of internet b.o. sorry, but it had to be said.
― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, April 13, 2009 4:43 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― mmmm space tang (stevie), Monday, 13 April 2009 13:40 (seventeen years ago)
damn who was that directed at? where?
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 13 April 2009 14:25 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=71577#unread
― caek, Monday, 13 April 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)
Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble. Sorry, but it had to be said.
― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, 13 April 2009 14:34 (seventeen years ago)
but he was right about you
― cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)
on Monday, April 13, 2009 4:43 AM
stevie is british
― taddletail (country matters), Monday, 13 April 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)
as a fully grown man with a wife, don't you have better things to do than to shit on a story about someone's roommate who made a big bong, related on the fucking internet? every time you post it's like here comes a whiff of internet b.o. sorry, but it had to be said.― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
(Pacific time here, FYI.)
― the bible sure is weird (libcrypt), Monday, 13 April 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)
i don't think it matters
― cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:55 (seventeen years ago)
thank god i quit drinking...
― Matt P, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:37 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)
fwiw i'm 3 months sober
xpost LOL!!
― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)
So yr follow-libcrypt-around-to-bitch-about-him work is strictly for charity, eh?
― libcrypt, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:11 (seventeen years ago)
yes
― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)
liberatin' dat crypt
― Dr. Phil, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:45 (seventeen years ago)
vendetta
― maybe u should tell that to your laughing vagina (HI DERE), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:50 (seventeen years ago)
matt p, libcrypt, and jaymc all v much in character
― The-Reverend (rev), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)
Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble.
― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, April 13, 2009 9:34 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
not possible
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)
lol "matt p drinks a lot" doesnt make that post any less zingworth, buttcrypt
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 April 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)
he's like a politician trying to deflect a zing with a smear campaign
― cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)
itt add butt to people's names
― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)
buttofu
― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)
do you one better:
― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)
forkslovebutt
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
J0rdan B.
fartsclovebuttocks
― and twat lavey (Dr. Phil), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, you can keep that one.
― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
I know, butt?
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
Hiney B. Buttgarten
― buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)
did you guys read about the dream I had about you on the ILX dreams thread on ILE?
― Take The Gothheads Bowling (Bimble), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:39 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
no i've never looked at that thread
― lorax enforcement officer (electricsound), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:43 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― rio (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:16 (seventeen years ago)
I just went and read the dreams thread and that exchange gets even better
― Bostin' Legal (sic), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:13 (seventeen years ago)
Q: Who's Whiney's favorite No Limit rap artist?A: Sea-Murder
― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, April 14, 2009 3:21 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)
i know i'm the zingee on that one, but http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)
:D probably more a lol than a zing but yeah A+
― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)
maybe even a vendetta?
― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:54 (seventeen years ago)
no
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)
clearly not LJ, stfu
― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)
aw just playin' folks
― yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)
dyson with sb
― estela, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:50 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha
― caek, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 23:51 (seventeen years ago)
fuck me if there's a more useless word than "overrated" - it's like a t-shirt saying "I have run out of interesting things to say"
― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Sunday, April 19, 2009 12:56 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
so you're saying overrated is overrated
― (ooo)genesis (k3vin k.), Sunday, April 19, 2009 1:07 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Bald, optimistic, spirited. (latebloomer), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:06 (seventeen years ago)
i am going to make a shirt that says that
― tuppence b. bag (roxymuzak), Sunday, 19 April 2009 04:10 (seventeen years ago)
sorry that u guys still cant get over ur stunted childhoods? but maybe? deal w the fact that u will never be as happy as ur were in 1985 jackin off w ur friends watchin et?
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:46 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
whoa dude i was just making a joke - didnt mean to trigger any traumatic flashbacks
― s1ocki, Sunday, April 12, 2009 9:12 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― EDUARDO MANOSPENES (latebloomer), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 05:06 (seventeen years ago)
hahahahaha where is that from?
― goddam seals get SO much pussy (stevie), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 08:21 (seventeen years ago)
the 1985 comedy thread
― cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:45 (seventeen years ago)
wasn't max born in 1985?
― ian, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)
very likely he was being conceived while i was watching back to the future
― cutty, Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:14 (seventeen years ago)
born from a puddle of sperm found inside on a ET VHS clamshell
― all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:15 (seventeen years ago)
and was named after the hit 1985 movie Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome
― all the some dudes (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 21 April 2009 14:16 (seventeen years ago)