ASK STEVE SHASTA ANYTHING SERIOUSLY DUDES

dear steve: what's the best way to wash 501s that you've shitted in?

i don't mean to be a dick or nothin but ppl that buy pre-distressed jeans of that degree are despicable savages imo

seriously

wtf do I do to figure out how to find a good fit for jeans? I want to break into some nice denim but I've got pretty much no local options and don't feel like randomly buying online with the attitude that I'll return if it doesn't work. For instance, there are some of those uniqlo ones on ebay that look to be in my size, maybe?

There needs to be some chart that compares sizing to some shitty jeans that exist in every department store as a cheat guide

hey guys, steve shasta knows more than just jeans and sushi. just sayin'

HE'S A WORLD CLASS WAKEBOARDER

He knows about Barry Bonds too!

maybe I just don't know enough about steve shasta to ask the right questions

shasta, if barry bonds were going to buy a pair of jeans, which would you recommend?

just change the title of the thread to STEVE SHASTA'S DENIM BAR & SUSHI JOINT

honestly i don't know much anymore except for arcane trivia about the Amazing Race first 7 seasons (I got to ride with Phil! as he rides across the USA!!!).

Also I saw Rihanna last week with Lil Wayne shopping at LVuitton.

Denim, you should just wear what you like, don't listen to anyone esp. not on the internet. Sushi you should avoid places like "crazy sushi" or "fuji sushi" or "tokyo sushi". That's all you really need to know.

did u know, steve shasta, that my sis and i were almost contestants on the amazing race?????

pls youtube link to audition video.

i'm 80% serious about going on with either jaxon's wife or my stepfather.

oh man i don't even know if it exists any more??

i think they dinged us because:

interviewer: do u think you'd be comfortable getting romantically involved with someone on another team?
me: well, sure, i dunno, i guess--
interviewer: would u basically make out with said person on nat'l television?
my sis: no way.
interviewer: thanks for stopping by!

which of the seven do u like the best shasta??

iirc i loved the 2nd the most

LOL

4th is the worst, worst, worst.

2 and 3 are great. a lot of people love 5-6-7. first one is kind of a novelty. i liked 6 a lot.

the current season is actually pretty good. i bachelor partied with one of the winners (hippy stoners from santa cruz) of 13 a couple weeks ago in Tahoe. he was giving me advice.

i have only seen two episodes of this tv show

i dunno how well you get on w/your stepfather, but if you went on w/mrs jaxon, you'd leave w/no eyes

ps. the hippy stoners that won are friends w/avani

no wai. hilar.

mrs. jaxon and i would make gr8 tv imo. lollllll.

which was the season where they went east-->west instead of west-->east? that was the last one i watched and it was really good

this is by a wide margin the only reality show id consider going on

whatabout:
"internet music geeks who have never met prior to 1st ep"

that would be hilarious

interviewer: do u think you'd be comfortable getting romantically involved with someone on another team?
me: well, sure, i dunno, i guess--
interviewer: would u basically make out with said person on nat'l television?
my sis: no way.
interviewer: thanks for stopping by!

this is hilarious

totally. dignity = reality show dealbreaker

how prude are you not to make out with some hot grandma from Des Moines for $1 million?

look i wasn't the one who said 'no'

i would like to watch a reality tv show where the winner is the most dignified and otm

'on the money: settling arguments on the internet, hosted by [nabisco] [.]

I would totally watch Shasta and jaxon's wife amazing race! That would be bloody.

http://imgur.com/1N7t.gif

explain

NPB celeb all star game hyjinx from 3-4 years ago i think. it's on the 'tube if u search.

SS, when are you thinking of going to Mets? If yer there Sat I can meet you at the burger stand.

STEVE SHASTA

any relation to SHASTA FEY, costar of pynchon's new book "inherent vice"?

no, but I was once linked to Wanda Tinasky

yo shasta

perhaps somewhere on your drive is that mixtape we discussed over drinks?

aw shit... will do. it's on my now-seldom-used PC desktop.

<3

milty, el jefe uploaded this and thxb2him:

http://rapidshare.com/files/264163088/MiXTAPE.zip.html

the pw is: danglebury

golden bowls

why did you delete the link to my new design business facebook page that grady put on yr alls bahn mi page - i just 100 fans so i can have a custom url - shape up dude

because he deleted my post without warrant.

war is hell dawg.

maybe you can post it to the SPAM page?

dude why dont u delete one of gradys posts that dont have anything to do w/me and my endeavors say

or maybe u guys could just make up and be cool

cuz I'm pretty sure that was his only post?

i'm not mad at him or you tbh

Grady: i got mad cause he commenetd on my post AS THE BANH MI ACCOUNT saying wtf no spam
and i deleted it cause that looked retarded
thats when he deleted teh whole post
sorry bro
me: its not spam its networking - i just want a custom url

lets just put the link back and help me get a custom url - i really have my heart set on it

i mean i linked to yr sandwich page from my account

ive eaten bahn mis in vietnam - im down