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"how are the brownies?"

"good"

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:00 (seventeen years ago)

Really, this show is some lowest of the low shit on both sides of the table. I'd kind of like to see Hansen get fucked up a little too.

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

chris hansen:pedos::antibacterial soap:MRSA

― Kerm, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

that dateline pedophile sting stuff was a great thread if just for modest mickey's "time to start scavenging the WDYLL threads" line.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

this shit seems to be on the cruel and unusual end of the scale imo

Another man had asked a decoy posing as a 14-year-old if she was willing to have oral sex with a cat and perform sex acts involving Cool Whip. She replied that she would do so on the condition that he would strip naked after entering the house. He did so and was immediately confronted by Hansen.

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

i always thought he just did that himself without being asked to

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

here's the cat one:

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

LOL, asking him to strip naked is totally legal and "demonstrates intent"

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

lol whatever that shit is just done for hilarious tv

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

they ask other dudes to bring condoms and lube and booze, could have asked him to do the same

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

"... and wear a clown nose."

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

"... on yr junk."

― maybe u should tell that to your laughing vagina (HI DERE), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

LOL at him getting arrested at the end by Swamp Thing

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

how sick am i for wondering if he asked her to have oral sex with a boy cat or a girl cat

― andrei armpitshavin (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

last weekend when i was at the airport, they had tcap on at the msnbc news kiosk or w/e and there were little kids just hanging around while their parents browsed magazines while chris hansen is reading transcripts like "you asked her if she would liked to be 'blanked' in her 'blank'"

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

i always wondered why the dude never bolts for the door but i guess they get tackled by cops waiting outside :)

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

last weekend when i was at the airport, they had tcap on at the msnbc news kiosk or w/e and there were little kids just hanging around while their parents browsed magazines while chris hansen is reading transcripts like "you asked her if she would liked to be 'blanked' in her 'blank'"
― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 4:17 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Probably a good life lesson to know that the world is full of sick fucks.

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe they thought it was an updated version of the Newlywed Game.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

Or the Match Game. Nevermind.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

LOL the camouflaged officer! motherfuckers wearing a swamp thing costume!

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

this shit seems to be on the cruel and unusual end of the scale imo - I dunno, if someone is asking you to go down on a cat, I think having some cruel fun at their expense is fair play.

― Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

seriously i cannot imagine what life must be for that cat dude now, right? i mean one of the other more "average" creeps getting caught probably ends up being life-wrecking, but cat dude must be hiding out like steve bartman.

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

i mean i'm not denying the guy probably has it coming to a certain degree, but i also can't deny that it's definitely unnecessary (and hilarious!)

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

i bet cats send him fan letters in prison

― andrei armpitshavin (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

i wonder if his friends still send him lolcats

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.supercoolpets.com/pictures/cat_writing.jpg

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.sividow.de/cards/cat25.jpg
I saw you on the teevee

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

http://4allcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/cat-fancy-magazine.jpg

"dear cat fancy forum,..."

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

¡Hola, Gato!

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

*pause*

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

no bestio

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

Beat the Heat.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

"But you see, 'Heat' is the name of pet cat..."

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

oldie but a goodie

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

spiders on the wall makes me lol every time

― caek, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

did they edit it to make c[bleep]t sound like f[bleep]k or is it just my mind playing tricks on me

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

yeah there's some trickery going on there to make it better than it really is

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:46 (seventeen years ago)

Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me

― A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

― A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Friday, 10 April 2009 00:48 (seventeen years ago)

The related videos on that are like the bowels of YouTube hell

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 10 April 2009 02:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3361/3419420504_b1b1143839_b.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 10 April 2009 13:36 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3337/3418612797_fe5b15157b.jpg

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 10 April 2009 13:38 (seventeen years ago)

is that in ohio?

― patches (harbl), Friday, 10 April 2009 13:41 (seventeen years ago)

yes it is

― patches (harbl), Friday, 10 April 2009 13:42 (seventeen years ago)

Panama?

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 10 April 2009 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

o wait. misread it.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 10 April 2009 14:00 (seventeen years ago)

this is harry x. sysack's specialty i guess
http://realneo.us/system/files/SysackSignSale650.JPG

― patches (harbl), Friday, 10 April 2009 14:16 (seventeen years ago)

only in providence (wait for the interview @ 1:40)

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 10 April 2009 14:22 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahahaha

― A Very Powerful Whale Runs To Heaven (latebloomer), Friday, 10 April 2009 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

lol heres the raw footage

― Dr. Phil, Friday, 10 April 2009 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

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