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i think flavor of my balls was whiney too, or at least it wasn't me. i leave the ball-oriented zings to the firm of harvell, padgett & weingarten.

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Shawty Lo Collier (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

ha yeah i just realized

prostitutes all over the place (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

flavour was def ethan. i just picked up the balls and ran with it

"Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

pause

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

for the bawls

i'm warning you with peace and love but i have too much to do (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

ludacris? more like el-p

365 horses, no horseshit
with nothing but a learner's permit
delinquents on the autobahn poppin' our airbags off the worthless
autolick my american autoballs
autobot on the fringe of liquid addiction standing six tall

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

yessss

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

w/ echo effects on the "autoballs line"

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

that's a cool site, but i was disappointed that i couldn't add my own to it. need somewhere to post my feelings right now.

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:29 (22 hours ago) Permalink

try here Lonely guy just thinking baout things

― jesus is the man (jabba hands), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:31 (22 hours ago)

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

not trying to zing - trying to help

jesus is the man (jabba hands), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 10:02 (seventeen years ago)

a chance to zing is a chance to cure

s1ocki, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

an ounce of zing is worth a pound of cure

The-Reverend (rev), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

Zing me once, shame on you; zing me twice, SB.

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

as a fully grown man with a wife, don't you have better things to do than to shit on a story about someone's roommate who made a big bong, related on the fucking internet? every time you post it's like here comes a whiff of internet b.o. sorry, but it had to be said.

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, April 13, 2009 4:43 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mmmm space tang (stevie), Monday, 13 April 2009 13:40 (seventeen years ago)

damn who was that directed at? where?

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 13 April 2009 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=71577#unread

caek, Monday, 13 April 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble. Sorry, but it had to be said.

Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, 13 April 2009 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

but he was right about you

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

on Monday, April 13, 2009 4:43 AM

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

stevie is british

taddletail (country matters), Monday, 13 April 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

as a fully grown man with a wife, don't you have better things to do than to shit on a story about someone's roommate who made a big bong, related on the fucking internet? every time you post it's like here comes a whiff of internet b.o. sorry, but it had to be said.

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Pacific time here, FYI.)

the bible sure is weird (libcrypt), Monday, 13 April 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

i don't think it matters

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

thank god i quit drinking...

― Matt P, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:37 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

fwiw i'm 3 months sober

xpost LOL!!

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

So yr follow-libcrypt-around-to-bitch-about-him work is strictly for charity, eh?

libcrypt, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

yes

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

liberatin' dat crypt

Dr. Phil, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

vendetta

maybe u should tell that to your laughing vagina (HI DERE), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

matt p, libcrypt, and jaymc all v much in character

The-Reverend (rev), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble.

― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, April 13, 2009 9:34 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

not possible

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

lol "matt p drinks a lot" doesnt make that post any less zingworth, buttcrypt

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 April 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

he's like a politician trying to deflect a zing with a smear campaign

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

itt add butt to people's names

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

buttofu

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

do you one better:

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

forkslovebutt

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

J0rdan B.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

fartsclovebuttocks

and twat lavey (Dr. Phil), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, you can keep that one.

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

I know, butt?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

Hiney B. Buttgarten

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

did you guys read about the dream I had about you on the ILX dreams thread on ILE?

― Take The Gothheads Bowling (Bimble), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:39 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no i've never looked at that thread

― lorax enforcement officer (electricsound), Tuesday, April 14, 2009 6:43 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

rio (r1o natsume), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 12:16 (seventeen years ago)

I just went and read the dreams thread and that exchange gets even better

Bostin' Legal (sic), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 13:13 (seventeen years ago)

Q: Who's Whiney's favorite No Limit rap artist?
A: Sea-Murder

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, April 14, 2009 3:21 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

i know i'm the zingee on that one, but
http://web.mit.edu/ryangray/Public/Gnus/thumbs_up.jpg

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:45 (seventeen years ago)

:D probably more a lol than a zing but yeah A+

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

maybe even a vendetta?

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 21:54 (seventeen years ago)

no

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:16 (seventeen years ago)

clearly not LJ, stfu

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

aw just playin' folks

yes threads (country matters), Tuesday, 14 April 2009 22:36 (seventeen years ago)


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