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Ol Bertie Dastard, Sunday, 30 March 2008 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

tombot, where should i do my banking when i move to the US?

Rubyredd, Sunday, 30 March 2008 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

A Thread on American Banking Options That Don't Suck a Caribou's Ass

El Tomboto, Monday, 31 March 2008 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

thanks tombot, i shall read

Rubyredd, Monday, 31 March 2008 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

hey there fuckin' tombot-

whats your take on gentlemen's clubs?

gr8080, Monday, 31 March 2008 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

Not my thing. I've not been inside one for almost a decade. Bleccch.

El Tomboto, Monday, 31 March 2008 04:29 (eighteen years ago)

You rang?

James Redd and the Blecchs, Monday, 31 March 2008 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

Who?

El Tomboto, Monday, 31 March 2008 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

Oh I get it

El Tomboto, Monday, 31 March 2008 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

TOMBOT,

What do you have against some simple, honest trolling fun?

Curt1s

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 31 March 2008 06:31 (eighteen years ago)

TOMBOT,

Never mind!

Curt1s

Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 31 March 2008 06:33 (eighteen years ago)

DAEREST TOMBOTOTRON,

You seem to have many important bits of wisdom to put forth in re: career options. These I respect, as you are the sort or experientially-informed late-20's sumbitch I've come to revere.

However, what of us who have no universally marketable technical skills, and have spent the past four years learning how to explain why Ridley Scott can't possibly compare to the likes of Buster Keaton? How shall we make our fortunes?

Plz. cite yr references.

Yours in Christ,

Some guy on the internet.

en i see kay, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

Nick,

You're drunk. Ask me again tomorrow.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

hey what's dress code like where you work?

gr8080, Thursday, 24 April 2008 06:44 (eighteen years ago)

gr80 that is an excellent question!

tehresa, Thursday, 24 April 2008 07:53 (eighteen years ago)

YEAH!

strgn, Thursday, 24 April 2008 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ tom in a suit

69, Thursday, 24 April 2008 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

untucked polo, chinos, doc martens, jeans on friday or sometimes just jeans whenever. my project manager who is a big black frat boy has been known to show up on fridays all clubbed up with the oversize rugby shirt and fashion jeans and matching shoes for the shirt and all that stuff.

several coworkers do stick to shirts and ties most of the time but that's because they have to interact on a regular basis with other poor schlubs who consistently dress for church at work.

also the jean jacket and fingerless gloves are pretty much permanent accessories because the HVAC in the room where I work is FREEZING. Other colleagues use fleece pullovers and a couple of the women use shawls but yeah that part kind of sucks

El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 April 2008 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

hey tom, the chiefs trading allen: smart or boneheaded?

chicago kevin, Thursday, 24 April 2008 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

the chiefs are rebuilding and the vikes want to be in the playoffs yesterday, so it makes sense for everyone involved. however I fully expect the chiefs to never actually get a whole lot better and the vikings to fall flat on their face because 1. herm lol 2. the nfc never makes any sense.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 April 2008 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

i think the vikings could be dangerous with a quarterback.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 24 April 2008 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

and a scheme

El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 April 2008 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

nah, playing in the nfc central ought to be enough.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 24 April 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

also the jean jacket and fingerless gold lame gloves are pretty much permanent accessories because the HVAC in the room where I work is FREEZING hell yeah i'm the shit

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 24 April 2008 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha

El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 April 2008 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

ysi? jan hammer jeff beck track from yr muxtape plz

jhøshea, Sunday, 4 May 2008 02:25 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Tombot-

How many Military Balls have you attended?
What is your opinion of Military Balls/ how would you sum up the Military Ball experience?
Any memorable stories that took place at a Military Ball?

-gr8080 (working an MP Ball tonite)

gr8080, Friday, 23 May 2008 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

so?

jergïns, Friday, 23 May 2008 06:14 (eighteen years ago)

tombot,

am i a jackass?

also

what is the best self-help book you've ever read?

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 23 May 2008 06:41 (eighteen years ago)

do you ever get embarrassed when you jizz all over your shit? like computer security threads or gundam threads or military threads? or whatever "your shit" is?

i just put up like 50 posts on that "africentric school" thread and i feel sorta dumb.

moonship journey to baja, Friday, 23 May 2008 08:16 (eighteen years ago)

your posts in that thread were really good!

horseshoe, Friday, 23 May 2008 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

ysi? jan hammer jeff beck track from yr muxtape plz

-- jhøshea, Saturday, May 3, 2008 10:25 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

jhøshea, Friday, 23 May 2008 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

Tom, what is that smallish used bookstore on the southwestish (?) side of Dupont Circle? They had a good film section 18 months ago.

Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 May 2008 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

second story books

mookieproof, Friday, 23 May 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

thanks TOM

69, Friday, 23 May 2008 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

AND ANTIQUES

El Tomboto, Friday, 23 May 2008 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

haha, thx

Dr Morbius, Friday, 23 May 2008 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

will tor actually protect me from the evil corporations that expect to be paid for their work?

bnw, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

not really, websense et al. have all got the tools to detect tor usage, it's fairly trivial. We can't see where you're going but we can see that you're using tor, savvy? and in most cases tor is assumed to be associated with "somebody doing something they're not supposed to," period.

you can always give it a shot. I don't know who you work for, they might not care (for example, most of the government doesn't)

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

ah I meant at home for bit torrent stuff and those scary emails the movie/music industry is using saying they spotted your ip address and will be notifying your service provider.

bnw, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

Stop breaking the law.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

and talking about it on the internet.

tehresa, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

hate u guys.

bnw, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

watch it, i have ban power.

tehresa, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

the law is there to be broken otherwise they would call it the law - duh - didnt they teach you this in homeland security school

jhøshea, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

that's the dumbest shit I've heard in a minute

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

if you don't know if tor is effective, are you going to be smart enough to get your torrent client to use it?

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

btw, working at a company where you're under discovery rules all the time sucks

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:08 (eighteen years ago)

u r the dumbest shit ive heard in a minute law man

jhøshea, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

I am gonna guess Tombot is not so keen on the NSZ.

The Neighborhood Safety Zone initiative has been developed to help increase security for those who live in high-crime areas around the city and to help residents reclaim their communities. The program will authorize the Metropolitan Police Department to set up public safety checks to help safeguard community members and create safer neighborhoods in the District by increasing police presence aimed at deterring crime.

The safety zones will be established only upon request by a District Commander where there is evidence to support the existence of neighborhood violent crime, such as intelligence, violent crime data, police reports and feedback and concerns from the affected community.

Potential Neighborhood Safety Zones must be approved by the Chief of Police, and will be in effect for a maximum of 10 days. Public safety checks will be established along the main thoroughfares of the established neighborhoods. Anyone driving into a designated area may be asked to show valid identification with a home address in that neighborhood, or to provide an explanation for entering the NSZ, such as attending church, a doctor’s appointment or visiting friends or relatives. Pedestrians will not be subject to the public safety checks.

“The Neighborhood Safety Zones is just another tool MPD will employ to stop crime before it happens. The Neighborhood Safety Zone initiative will help residents terrorized by violent crime to take back their neighborhoods,” said Chief Lanier.

Initiatives such as the Neighborhood Safety Zones have been accepted by federal courts as a legitimate law enforcement practice in keeping with the Constitution’s Fourth Amendment. The constitutionality of the NSZ initiative has been reviewed by the D.C. Office of the Attorney General.

The NSZ will be launched next week in the Trinidad area.

bnw, Thursday, 5 June 2008 16:34 (eighteen years ago)


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