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Hello Charlie:

It was a pleasure for Kathi and me to reacquaint with you at he 50th reunion.

The 50 years have certainly passed quickly.

Congratulations on your very successful banking career.

Take care and best wishes,

Walt

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someone that used my email for pandora loooves plies

Hi Johnny
I justed wanted to see how you were doing today.
Any increase in pain? Did we do too much?

Avi

Kind Regards
Avinesh Pursad
Lander & Pursad Biokineticists
Sports Science Institute of South Africa
Boundary Road
Newlands

I failed to win an assault rifle case, but I wanna thank my dumb-ass Texan lawyer Namensvetter for entering me.

Doesn't look very homely my love, but in a different life this could have been our hipster HQ.

Am in the caff having a medicinal fry up and hoping it makes me feel human.

Got Tessa arriving shortly to install into two tiny glass cases.

Good luck my love. Hope they agreed to 2.30

Xxxxx

this is not misdirected, but rather highly directed (to me and all the other o.g. gmail addresses with my name):

Looking to plan a war against all other names, I am your leader, junta, we are the council of Jordan's

i of course responded that i have been waiting for this day, but questioned the sender's Jordan-ness. the response:

I HAVE A DREAM, I believe our names may live in equality. May we have a long and prosperous relationship. I believe you should be the leader, the chosen 1

Good morning dear ones, Did you notice the lovely china at the farm? White with a delicate blue pattern? The china belonged to Schatzi's-Ryan's grandma. It occurred to me that it would be awesome for you 2 to have! What could be better-Schatzi's china on Mimi's table.I think Leah has a few pieces in Atlanta. I will ask her to save them to go with your china if you decide that you want it, and we will bring next week.
Do you have a kennel big enough for Lulu? We are thinking of bringing her?
xoxoxo

Hello JordanD1,
Thank you for registering at Weedmaps.com, the best way to find your bud online.

Jordan,

Thank you for signing your liability waiver, we will review it for correctness when you arrive. For your records, here is a copy of the waiver you agreed to. To save time during the check in process, you can bring a printed copy with you.

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Louisville, KY 40223

Merry Christmas Amanda! Enjoy this wonderful gift of National Geographic Magazine. Now you have more material for lighters;) Love, Ryan

Sender: Robert Y...
To: Clay S...

Subject: [no subject]

Go.

Microuf new 10 computer

One of the boys gave me this one and I’m having a hard time learning how to operate it , as I understand many other people have . I’d like to have the old one back .

HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!!

Ticket Purchase Details
Confirmation Number: 0720038823
Movie Title: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Movie Date: 12/26/2015
Movie Time: 3:30 PM
Ticket Quantity: 2
Ticket Type: 2 Adult
Theatre Name: AMC Livonia 20
Theatre Address: 19500 Haggerty Road
LIVONIA, MI 48152
Theatre Phone Number: (734) 542-3191
Ticket Amount: 2 Adult Tickets $17.58
Ticket Total: $17.58
Total Convenience Fee: $2.50

$17.58 inc tax and fees for two tickets? i'm moving to livonia mi

Reminder: Your ecard from Warren/Hilda is waiting for you at AmericanGreetings.com

- logistics planning for the muse concert in toronto jan 16
- a draft of a letter that a couple wrote with the help of their therapist to another couple

^now you're just teasing with that last one

i would feel bad posting it, but it's so vague it's not actually that interesting. i think from a husband and wife to the husband's brother and his wife.

"We're sorry we ordered the extra sour cream from Uncle Julio's. We had no idea Susan was intolerant of lactose."

Hey, DAMNIT!

Thanks for registering and becoming a PlayersPlus member.

..a woman in Oregon has spent the last few years believing my email address is hers. Stop it, damnit!

oh god I just remembered that a client of one of my former companies sent in a note to my firm, on the back of which was a letter to presumably her ex about their relationship.

juicy

Another one. No text but the subject:

Hi neighbors. Here we are at sea tac waiting for flight to la. All is good. Sunny & gorgeous here. Heard from my sister , looks like she won't be coming to basin tonight. Maybe later. Will you close my Gate at some point?  Love to you both!

I think the airport has an employee who closes the gate after a flight departs.

"You are old, Father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head--
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

"In my youth," Father William replied to his son,
"I feared it might injure the brain;
But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."

"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door--
Pray, what is the reason of that?"

"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his gray locks,
"I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment--one shilling the box--
Allow me to sell you a couple."

"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak:
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"

"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength which it gave to my jaw
Has lasted the rest of my life."

"You are old," said the youth; "one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose--
What made you so awfully clever?"

"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
Said his father, "don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you down-stairs!"

-- Lewis Carroll

Hello Alumni!

I'd first like to wish you all a Happy New Year! I hope 2016 brings you all the happiness and prosperity you deserve.

We will be hosting an open house/support meeting that is specific to **** only clients and be ecstatic if you would be able to joint us:

Event details:

Address: Men Being Honest Group, *** ******** ***. This is misleading - so we meet AT THE ENTRANCE AROUND THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BUILDING, on ********* St. under the bridge. We all go in together as it is a secure building, so please try to be on time. Look for a bunch of misfits milling about the side entrance. If you get confused, call Curtis at (***) ***-****

--there will be light snacks and beverages provided.

Fw: Watch Lecture One for "Winston Churchill and Statesmanship"

Dear mh:
I hope you will watch this series on “Winston Churchill” and possibly take a few minutes to make some notes and to begin writing your thoughts down. Because within your genes rest your great grandfather and your father who believe strongly in the Ten Commands as well as the Bill of Rights and the Constitution.
Love you
Dad

Sent from Windows Mail

Fw: 123_1.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Kar0YkR.jpg

I just got a forwarded message from my non-dad about a second part of this Churchill series

I should watch it, I am really intrigued to see how Winston Churchill is related to the ten commandments, bill of rights, and constitution

Tre,

-- how many have criminal conviction
-- need their contact info to get info on the conviction (email and phone number)
**Students with FELONY or misdemeanor charges of Domestic Violence, Physical Assault, unlawful use of a firearm, etc., will not be accepted for training. No Exceptions.**
-- how many members
-- need their full name, DOB, contact information
--do you want just white card for team members or blue cards for those who qualify to carry a weapon?
-- Company is responsible for security guards required training.
--Will have to be trained by a Board-approved instructor
--Will you be covering the cost for me to take exam if I have to take it

Dear Lord, Don.

http://i.imgur.com/rP7a6LK.jpg

lol @ "Al, Al, Al, Bill, Bill, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bruce, Bruce, Christene, Chuck, Chuck, Dale, Dan, Dan, ..."

Al
Al
Al
Bill
Bill
Bob
Bob
Bob
Bob
Bob
Bruce
Bruce
Christene
Chuck
Chuck
Dale
Dan
Dan
Dennis
Denny
Don
Ed
Gary
Gary
Gene
Gene
Jack
Jaime
Jay
Jeff
Jeremy
Jerry
Jim
Jim
Jim
Jim
Jim
Joe
Joe
Joe
Joe
Joe
John
John
Kevin
Kevin
Len
Mark
Michael
Miguel
Mike
Mike
Nick
Nick
Pat
Pat
Pat
Pat
Patrick
Patrick
Pete
Pete
Roger
Ryan
Ryan
Sal
Steve
Steve
Steve
Steve
Thomas
Tim
Tim
Tim
Tim
Timothy
Tom
Tom
Tom
Tom
Tom
Tom
Tom
Ty
Val & Laura
Wally

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What? Creepy weirdos in a thread called "(redacted)" ? I'm shocked!

Ha! Wrong thread, but I'm sticking with this mistake.

I won't have you coming into this thread and besmirching the good names of Mike, Mike, Nick, Nick, Pat, Pat, Pat, Pat, Patrick, Patrick, Pete, Pete and Roger like that.

Just the Chucks, dude. Just the Chucks. *shivers*

some recent trend with ilxors impugning the names of my coworkers

zero jareds tho

my coworker is 1/4 lebanese and a ginger, that has to count for something

Just got a resume which included this:

http://i.imgur.com/23rZhXs.png

...they're talking about pets, right?

Nope.

The english is so garbled in that. And people wonder why they cant find work.

can't find work in the health care industry, at that.

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