zing

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xp

good as hel

Not so much "zing" as much as "scorched earth" but amazing nonetheless. ..

boy you guys are really easily excited by obvious Apocalypse Now refs eh

― Οὖτις, Friday, November 6, 2015 4:44 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i would deeply love it if you got the fuck out of this thread forever

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, November 9, 2015 12:08 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beat me to it; thought about pasting it in the stfu thread

US politics or Star Wars or ...

i've turned into basically a big blank nothing since i started ADs. but tbh i'll take feeling not much of anything rather than go back to the absolute misery of before.

wrong fuckin thread

of all the places to post in the wrong thread

:)

<3

What I really meant tho was reading the energy of the crowd as much as their tastes. If the crowd is ready to party, play to that. If the crowd is trying to kick back at the bar, keep the energy lower.

― The Reverend, Monday, November 9, 2015 12:29 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also when cooking, don't burn things or undercook them

― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Monday, November 9, 2015 11:15 AM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A+

disgusted by the avalanche of hot takes in support of Charlie Sheen i.e. "OMG SO BRAVE!" & "WE NEED TO RE-EXAMINE HOW WE TALK ABOUT PEOPLE WITH HIV" & "NONE OF OUR BUSINESS!"

last one true i suppose, but Sheen got ahead of the story by going on the Today Show the day before the Enquirer story was supposed to drop, and now he's got the spin on his side. If anyone heard Bree Olson on Howard Stern this morning, you'd know the motherfucker lied to hundreds of women - including her - about his diagnosis for 4 years or more. she got tested YESTERDAY and is negative- Sheen never told her ANYTHING. i find the outpouring of support from Arianna Huffington, Lady Gaga, et al. reprehensible

― flappy bird, Tuesday, November 17, 2015 10:40 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i suggest throwing away all of your media consumption habits and starting over

― downfall as in the film about Hitler? If so great film (mattresslessness), Tuesday, November 17, 2015 10:45 AM

just some friendly advice tbh

would hope bree olson had been tested at some point in the period since she and sheen split anyway tbh

sheen zing?

no just porn workers should be (and i thought were) regularly tested. maybe she's retired i guess.

balls deep

is it cool to post old zings? this one stuck with me, maybe it's been posted:

lol lex just because you choose to listen to miley cyrus m8, chill out lmao

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, December 10, 2013 12:57 PM (1 year ago)

DY i think your attempt at an insouciant posting style would work better with either the lol at the start or the lmao at the end but not both, bc that's a bit try-hard tbh

― lex pretend, Tuesday, December 10, 2013 12:58 PM (1 year ago)

Yeah posted

flopson wrote this on thread zing on board All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar on 10-Dec-2013

i like this dry zing by lex

lol lex just because you choose to listen to miley cyrus m8, chill out lmao
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:57 (8 hours ago) Permalink

DY i think your attempt at an insouciant posting style would work better with either the lol at the start or the lmao at the end but not both, bc that's a bit try-hard tbh

― lex pretend, Tuesday, 10 December 2013 12:58 (8 hours ago) Permalink

hehe... so good though

was afraid my browser would crash if I loaded 5911 messages in order to ctrl+f

zing is a dish best served cold

zingtage

that's not a zing - it's an argument.

post it on the "well-argued statement" thread

not sure why a casual swatting like that wouldn't qualify but one bit of context that gives it extra bite is that as well as being the embodiment of "tryhard" wd was known for constant solicitation of writing advice

post it on the "well-argued statement" thread

― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Wednesday, November 18, 2015 11:38 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm guessing that's not a very long thread

otm

Ha, sitewide zing

It's like I zinged the zing thread. Lifetime ambition achieved.

sorry i'm being pedantic but it's something i talk with my students a lot about so i guess i'm unusually sensitive to it.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, November 24, 2015 2:27 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you talk to your students about being pedantic a lot?

― a (waterface), Tuesday, November 24, 2015 2:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or do they just infer

― a (waterface), Tuesday, November 24, 2015 2:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

open goal, but what a killshot

I hope it's pretty much straight to VOD, 'cause it looks really nice, so I want to watch it with the sound off like I do with Michael Mann movies.

― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Wednesday, November 4, 2015 10:50 AM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Def could not imagine you wanting to hear what black people have to say, even for two hours

― bricc baby hitlo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, November 4, 2015 4:14 PM (3 weeks ago)

^ re the new Spike Lee movie

I had a longer thing but your thesis about when national news media began reporting on the increase in Chicago gang violence is just wrong, it's been proven wrong whether you moved to Chicago after college or not.

― tremendous crime wave and killing wave (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Sunday, December 13, 2015 7:32 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wtf That dude wrote a good book about miles Davis

Wtf That dude wrote a good book about miles Davis

Wtf That dude wrote a good book about miles Davis

I mean that's not a zing, that's just shut talking

shit.

Zings are not diatribes

x*p

i thought "whether you moved to Chicago after college or not" was a pretty good zing.

haha just looked up what thread that zing came from. it's amazing that deej will self-clown himself over and over in a variety of different topics and to a variety of different posters without any sign of growth whatsoever.

self-clown himself

had to check to see if chief keef was involved and loool

i thought "whether you moved to Chicago after college or not" was a pretty good zing.

― big WHOIS aka the nameserver (s.clover), Sunday, January 3, 2016 2:34 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was born in chicago but ok

haha just looked up what thread that zing came from. it's amazing that deej will self-clown himself over and over in a variety of different topics and to a variety of different posters without any sign of growth whatsoever.

― Mordy, Sunday, January 3, 2016 9:49 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its super weak how you claim im wrong about shit all the time but never actually engage with it

this is the zing thread, not the "accurate statement" thread

we're getting engaged

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white privilege is deej thinking every stupid thing he decides to type is worthy of a response