final lolution

chanukkah

even naked pops in the background?

that's the chanukkah miracle!

im so tired

photo of the year, pants down

i'd be really surprised if some of you williamsboarders didn't know my friend zack in the purple hat

lmao and wtf at that guy dropping drawers in the first photo

With all due respect, that shirtless boy with the guitar has been on the internets since like 1994.

he is a junior at stanford but he remembers to call his parents every sunday

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That photo was staged.

^^^chaki

tuomas's TMI is nothing compared to the horror that was rumpypumper

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 9:24 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you must have one resilient cock

-- BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 9:46 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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that's a gay shirt. funnier pic here:

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haha
rfi??

NFL

lawl

Three things happen in that gif, but i can't tell what the third is...

1. "Ow my balls!"
2. "Hey, fuck you"
3. ?

4. Profit.

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omg

bwahah

i lol'd

i didn't vote in this one. i didn't have the heart.

-- gff, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:21 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i don't think i voted in this one either

-- n/a, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:23 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh i voted

-- chaki, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:32 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Isn't some brave soul going to defend dog fighting as a vital aspect of inner city African-American culture?

-- dally, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 12:52 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8nfZORaYIPc

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old news, chaki!

:(

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These postcards will be rant-ravingly insane, yet they will be peppered with unmistakable personal details about the addressee. Details you will provide me.

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that is the best idea ever

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"Hi yall! we are in Istanbul and someone just showed me this pitchfork interview i did, i stoped reading at the "Mel gibsons amazing film" part , i just want to clarify something that would have , unless the writer had taken the very simple technique of parenthesis (sarcastic) , not come across the way it was said, im a little jet lagged right now so i apologize for the roundabout here, anywhoooooo, the Mel gibsons fantasic film comment was said with COMPLETE sarcasm. now, i get missquoted all the time and this may seem super duper petty , but that movie was sooooooooooooooooo unbeleivably offensive that i have to write a little note explainin how i meant it! truly, with all of my heart, i thank you for your time, Devendra."

How the feck does sewage water end up in a washing machine ewww :|

-- Trayce, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

it was a metaphor for someone's intense dislike of toploader

-- electricsound, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 11:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

oh fuck I was born on the same day as donald trump

danbunny, WAHT

ban banhart

What, you've never seen interviews with "he said sarcastically" parentheticals before?

i voted for enrique b/c he was a dick to me in some movie thread ages ago.

-- bnw, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 11:14 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

that must feel so sweet.

-- s1ocki, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 11:17 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Whoah: Bearded Ladies of Space Station 11 = The State reference, no?

I feel David Banner showed us the way with his invention of a sympathetic rapper, a rapper not totally obsessed with "pussy" and "bling," a rapper willing to experiment with SOUNDS (slowing his music down, "Screwed and Chopped"). I also appreciate the street sounds of Paul Wall and Jim Jones and DFL, bass heavy neo-krunk tracks that I can really nod my head to. I think their LANGUAGE is just so amazing, irregardless of what they're SAYING. Girl, shake that Laughy Taffy, shake that Laughy Taffy.

I think rap needs to reach out to DJs and writers like Lemon Red and Emynd and the Fader Crew. Their writing about hip-hop is actual WRITING, not just scanned press releases like The Source or XXXL or Pounds. I think those guys getting rappers like Bun Bee to "collabo" with rappers like MIA and TTC created the most interesting music of the last little while-- to my ears, anyways. Groups like The Fiery Furnaces and Sufjan should be reaching out to fellow artists from the Southern and Bay rap scene.

I'd be willing to place a wager that a lot of people on this thread haven't been following the music close enough to have heard a lot of it. Dem Franchize Boyz, Marc Decoca, Pimp C, Trae, Pastor Troy, Lil Keke.

-- 3333333, Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:01 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.poundforpound.blogspot.com/ is a good place to stay up on things. I love how eclectic it is: Lady Sovereign, DJ Screw, Blood on the Wall, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I'm having wet dreams while awake at the thought of those four groups collaborating on one heat rock. Breaking down walls is NEVER bad for music.

-- 3333333333, Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

o canada

David Banner ... a rapper not totally obsessed with "pussy"

wha-huh?

i loved that bun bee CD

Whoah: Bearded Ladies of Space Station 11 = The State reference, no?

-- nabisco, Friday, December 21, 2007 1:55 AM (21 hours ago) Bookmark Link

WHOAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Now, as you all know, you are the Bearded Men of Space Station 11. And as we all know, beards do not grow in space. As such, it is my belief that you five men, from now on I will refer to as the Bearded Men of Space Station 11, are actually aliens, and as such, should be committed to life imprisonment in space jail. Are there any questions?