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yep, same tattoos.

― I BLAME JESUS (jjjusten), Friday, 3 April 2009 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

― light turns red *hardy neanderthal guffaw* (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:47 (seventeen years ago)

― light turns red *hardy neanderthal guffaw* (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:20 (seventeen years ago)

That is truly wtf

― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Monday, 6 April 2009 02:13 (seventeen years ago)

truly lols

― cutty, Monday, 6 April 2009 02:23 (seventeen years ago)

Everything is Terrible is a pretty consistently good source of truly lols

― i'm warning you with peace and love but i have too much to do (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2009 03:24 (seventeen years ago)

― i'm warning you with peace and love but i have too much to do (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2009 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://photobucket.com/images/god%20bless%20my%20online%20friends/

― cutty, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:23 (seventeen years ago)

― open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:49 (seventeen years ago)

arghahahahahah!

― GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 05:18 (seventeen years ago)

God that song is so badass, I've always thought.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 7 April 2009 07:16 (seventeen years ago)

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4XdE6Lh2_jI/SdtiLx1-_II/AAAAAAAAAnE/8OLm7tN3-uA/s1600-h/n15928531_40590146_2696.jpg

― Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

http://bitcast-a.v1.iad1.bitgravity.com/break/holytaco/www/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/anybody_can_be_cool_awesome_takes_practice_holy_taco.jpg

― Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

big lolz at the "author of" bonus gag

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:57 (seventeen years ago)

nicely done flt, y the "author of" def seals the deal

― Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)

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that decoy is fucking hot!

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why dont you have a seat right over there?

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

i think every single one of those dudes, just a split second before hansen appears, suddenly realizes what's up.

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ 4:03

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

"no hug for me?"

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

Always keep in mind that no domestic house in America has a doorway in the kitchen with drapes covering the opening. Just a freebie for all the peds surfing the net out there.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:23 (seventeen years ago)

From the TCAP wiki: Another man had asked a decoy posing as a 14-year-old if she was willing to have oral sex with a cat and perform sex acts involving Cool Whip. She replied that she would do so on the condition that he would strip naked after entering the house. He did so and was immediately confronted by Hansen.

^^ wld love to see this

― Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

that was the last dude on the video

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:25 (seventeen years ago)

chris hansen has got some good one-liners in there, totally contending with caruso imo

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)

totally contending with caruso imo

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 3:26 PM

hell yes i was going to make same comparison

― Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:31 (seventeen years ago)

the cat dude transcripts were horrible iirc

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:33 (seventeen years ago)

lol @ "youre exactly the surprise i expected"

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:37 (seventeen years ago)

my favorite excuse those dudes throw out--just ahead of "no i wasn't going to do anything i just wanted to come over to tell her not to do this sort of thing"--is "i knew this was what was up, but i came anyway."

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:39 (seventeen years ago)

i was actually making fun of this dude last night, but the guy in that vid sorta near the end who gets handed a paper towel by hansen says "look man i didn't even shower! you know if i was going to do something with her i would've at least showered! i didn't even shower!!"

by far my favorite excuse in tcap history

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

"ah yes, well... you didn't shower, this is true. the law states that you must shower before engaging in sex with a minor, so, clearly, you did not intend on having sex with 12 year old becky"

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:42 (seventeen years ago)

also one of the most emasculating parts of tcap that no one mentions is when hansen asks the guys who they are there to see, and they have to say the girl or boy's name, and not only do they know that it's fake, it's always a really juvenile name like "becky" or "kimmy" or "jimmy" or something

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:43 (seventeen years ago)

"the baby"

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:44 (seventeen years ago)

"happy bear"

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/astronomically-epic-win.jpg

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

why these guys don't ever ever EVER bash Chris Hansen in the face is a real mystery to me

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

adding battery on top of sexual acts w/ a minor probably wouldn't be the best outcome tbh

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

i think the dudes are too stunned to do anything other than "take a seat" or run away

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

also most of them look & act like they have sub-80 iqs anyway

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:57 (seventeen years ago)

"did you have a hard time finding the place?"

"not at all."

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

"how are the brownies?"

"good"

― the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:00 (seventeen years ago)

Really, this show is some lowest of the low shit on both sides of the table. I'd kind of like to see Hansen get fucked up a little too.

― If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:03 (seventeen years ago)

chris hansen:pedos::antibacterial soap:MRSA

― Kerm, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

that dateline pedophile sting stuff was a great thread if just for modest mickey's "time to start scavenging the WDYLL threads" line.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

this shit seems to be on the cruel and unusual end of the scale imo

Another man had asked a decoy posing as a 14-year-old if she was willing to have oral sex with a cat and perform sex acts involving Cool Whip. She replied that she would do so on the condition that he would strip naked after entering the house. He did so and was immediately confronted by Hansen.

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

i always thought he just did that himself without being asked to

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

here's the cat one:

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

LOL, asking him to strip naked is totally legal and "demonstrates intent"

― "Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:12 (seventeen years ago)

lol whatever that shit is just done for hilarious tv

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

they ask other dudes to bring condoms and lube and booze, could have asked him to do the same

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

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