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^^^

ha i thought the same thing

cutty, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

xD

light turns red *hardy neanderthal guffaw* (latebloomer), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago) link

context, pls! duder looks like bob odenkirk from the yo la tengo sugarcube vid...

mmmm space tang (stevie), Friday, 3 April 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

It looks like Abbath from Immortal- is it?

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Friday, 3 April 2009 17:20 (fifteen years ago) link

yep, same tattoos.

I BLAME JESUS (jjjusten), Friday, 3 April 2009 17:25 (fifteen years ago) link

light turns red *hardy neanderthal guffaw* (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:47 (fifteen years ago) link

light turns red *hardy neanderthal guffaw* (latebloomer), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link

That is truly wtf

GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Monday, 6 April 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

truly lols

cutty, Monday, 6 April 2009 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Everything is Terrible is a pretty consistently good source of truly lols

http://photobucket.com/images/god%20bless%20my%20online%20friends/

cutty, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago) link

open up a cat of whup-ass (dan m), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago) link

arghahahahahah!

GLEEPGLOP BLOOPBLORP (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 05:18 (fifteen years ago) link

God that song is so badass, I've always thought.

Dan I., Tuesday, 7 April 2009 07:16 (fifteen years ago) link

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago) link

big lolz at the "author of" bonus gag

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:57 (fifteen years ago) link

nicely done flt, y the "author of" def seals the deal

Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago) link

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that decoy is fucking hot!

dirtymoposse8815 (1 week ago) Show Hide
why dont you have a seat right over there?

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:04 (fifteen years ago) link

i think every single one of those dudes, just a split second before hansen appears, suddenly realizes what's up.

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ 4:03

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

"no hug for me?"

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Always keep in mind that no domestic house in America has a doorway in the kitchen with drapes covering the opening. Just a freebie for all the peds surfing the net out there.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

From the TCAP wiki: Another man had asked a decoy posing as a 14-year-old if she was willing to have oral sex with a cat and perform sex acts involving Cool Whip. She replied that she would do so on the condition that he would strip naked after entering the house. He did so and was immediately confronted by Hansen.

^^ wld love to see this

Imaginary Dead Baseball Players Live in My Cornfield (Pillbox), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

that was the last dude on the video

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:25 (fifteen years ago) link

chris hansen has got some good one-liners in there, totally contending with caruso imo

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

totally contending with caruso imo

― CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 3:26 PM

hell yes i was going to make same comparison

Dr. Phil, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

the cat dude transcripts were horrible iirc

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ "youre exactly the surprise i expected"

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

my favorite excuse those dudes throw out--just ahead of "no i wasn't going to do anything i just wanted to come over to tell her not to do this sort of thing"--is "i knew this was what was up, but i came anyway."

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i was actually making fun of this dude last night, but the guy in that vid sorta near the end who gets handed a paper towel by hansen says "look man i didn't even shower! you know if i was going to do something with her i would've at least showered! i didn't even shower!!"

by far my favorite excuse in tcap history

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link

"ah yes, well... you didn't shower, this is true. the law states that you must shower before engaging in sex with a minor, so, clearly, you did not intend on having sex with 12 year old becky"

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link

also one of the most emasculating parts of tcap that no one mentions is when hansen asks the guys who they are there to see, and they have to say the girl or boy's name, and not only do they know that it's fake, it's always a really juvenile name like "becky" or "kimmy" or "jimmy" or something

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link

"the baby"

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

"happy bear"

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link

why these guys don't ever ever EVER bash Chris Hansen in the face is a real mystery to me

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link

adding battery on top of sexual acts w/ a minor probably wouldn't be the best outcome tbh

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

i think the dudes are too stunned to do anything other than "take a seat" or run away

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

also most of them look & act like they have sub-80 iqs anyway

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:57 (fifteen years ago) link

"did you have a hard time finding the place?"

"not at all."

CNTFACE (omar little), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link

"how are the brownies?"

"good"

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Really, this show is some lowest of the low shit on both sides of the table. I'd kind of like to see Hansen get fucked up a little too.

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

chris hansen:pedos::antibacterial soap:MRSA

Kerm, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

that dateline pedophile sting stuff was a great thread if just for modest mickey's "time to start scavenging the WDYLL threads" line.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link


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