Also my college boyfriend lived in that apartment complex.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:33 (ten years ago)
Wait monitor lizards! Sorry. Whatever point is some dude in Delaware was eaten by lizards.
― carl agatha, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:34 (ten years ago)
HORRIFYING
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:38 (ten years ago)
eh, no worse than cats
― Upright Mammal (mh), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:40 (ten years ago)
Pretty sure a cat would eat you if you were already dead. Though keeping massive lizards AND cats is what freaked me out about that story - hopefully they were separated somehow b/c I bet a monitor could kill a cat.
― emil.y, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:44 (ten years ago)
Yeah there was a story about a dude that died alone in his apartment and wasn't found for a couple weeks and when he was his two pugs, who were starving by that point, had started eating him. :(
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:45 (ten years ago)
Pretty sure a cat would eat you if you were already dead.
this is because cats are considerate.
― Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 14:00 (ten years ago)
just for the record, i don't think you can really domesticate a komodo dragon
A variety of behaviors have been observed from captive specimens. Most individuals are relatively tame within a short time, and are capable of recognizing individual humans and discriminating between familiar keepers.Even seemingly docile dragons may become unpredictably aggressive, especially when the animal's territory is invaded by someone unfamiliar. In June 2001, a Komodo dragon seriously injured Phil Bronstein, the then husband of actress Sharon Stone, when he entered its enclosure at the Los Angeles Zoo after being invited in by its keeper. Bronstein was bitten on his bare foot, as the keeper had told him to take off his white shoes and socks, which the keeper stated could potentially excite the Komodo dragon as they were the same color as the white rats the zoo fed the dragon. Although he escaped, Bronstein needed to have several tendons in his foot reattached surgically.
Even seemingly docile dragons may become unpredictably aggressive, especially when the animal's territory is invaded by someone unfamiliar. In June 2001, a Komodo dragon seriously injured Phil Bronstein, the then husband of actress Sharon Stone, when he entered its enclosure at the Los Angeles Zoo after being invited in by its keeper. Bronstein was bitten on his bare foot, as the keeper had told him to take off his white shoes and socks, which the keeper stated could potentially excite the Komodo dragon as they were the same color as the white rats the zoo fed the dragon. Although he escaped, Bronstein needed to have several tendons in his foot reattached surgically.
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 14:36 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Bno-qsnbUA
― gr8080, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 18:28 (ten years ago)
not that you were saying they are, but monitors are obv different from komodo dragons
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 19:37 (ten years ago)
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― mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 23:54 (ten years ago)
aaaaaw.
― JuliaA, Thursday, 6 August 2015 00:36 (ten years ago)
aw, seconded
― drash, Thursday, 6 August 2015 07:53 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkYS3IXhEdI
― drash, Thursday, 6 August 2015 07:54 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTq153N3QLc
― drash, Thursday, 6 August 2015 09:28 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3uXnvp7_-M
Yeah there was a story about a dude that died alone in his apartment and wasn't found for a couple weeks and when he was his two pugs, who were starving by that point, had started eating him.
Mary Provost did not look her bestThe day the cops bust into her loneiy nestIn the cheap hotel upon Hollywood West July 29She'd been lyin' therefor two or three weeksThe neighbors saidthey never heard a squeakFor hungry eyes that couid not speakSaid even little doggie's have got to eat
She was a winnerThe became the doggie's dinnerShe never meant that much to me(But now I see) Oh poor Mary
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 6 August 2015 09:43 (ten years ago)
http://imgur.com/gallery/6yAEG
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 6 August 2015 16:00 (ten years ago)
you get the idea. it's been a long day.
guys this is so sweet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R46C7p7GN0M
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 7 August 2015 14:13 (ten years ago)
also lol at THUG LIFE VIDZ
aw :)seals are the cuddliest
― drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 15:16 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/ELKXBcf.gif
― 龜, Thursday, 13 August 2015 12:39 (ten years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMVvOxlUYAAnt6S.jpg
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 August 2015 21:54 (ten years ago)
noOoooooo
― Upright Mammal (mh), Saturday, 15 August 2015 05:40 (ten years ago)
snake is all like 'whoa we just met, bro'
― mookieproof, Saturday, 15 August 2015 06:12 (ten years ago)
It's a statue, right?
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Saturday, 15 August 2015 10:44 (ten years ago)
iirc it was a movie prop or something like that.
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 15 August 2015 11:51 (ten years ago)
http://gothamist.com/2015/08/26/baby_porcupine_swoon.php#photo-1
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 22:50 (ten years ago)
Oh my god I want to hug it until my face is full of quills.
― We Boo... The Cross (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 28 August 2015 07:19 (ten years ago)
C g
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Sunday, 6 September 2015 17:41 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/T3joeUS.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 7 September 2015 01:59 (ten years ago)
take it to the booty cleaner thread, for god's sake!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 7 September 2015 13:49 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPxDw7ajfGE
― 龜, Thursday, 10 September 2015 12:17 (ten years ago)
omg!!
― AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 10 September 2015 14:27 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLMp6Ybw3Dk
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 September 2015 17:37 (ten years ago)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno/a-dog-kept-watch-over-her-trapped-best-friend-for-a-week-unt#.jkx8dQal33
― Three Word Username, Friday, 18 September 2015 20:36 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/GCRQMxi.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 26 September 2015 12:33 (ten years ago)
<3
― drash, Saturday, 26 September 2015 15:04 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCJKILJoVLw
― drash, Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:07 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzIpR3mmNrM
― drash, Saturday, 26 September 2015 17:20 (ten years ago)
http://mediastore.magnumphotos.com/CoreXDoc/MAG/Media/TR2/3/2/b/6/NYC105164.jpg
― drash, Sunday, 4 October 2015 15:05 (ten years ago)
http://38.media.tumblr.com/35e01392aa7e82c5e0864ab487d45b75/tumblr_nuz085I25v1tyncywo1_500.gif
― mookieproof, Sunday, 4 October 2015 16:30 (ten years ago)
http://www.coronadoclarion.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/ll.jpg
― soref, Friday, 9 October 2015 00:00 (ten years ago)
http://i59.tinypic.com/2z5iw75.jpg
― StanM, Saturday, 24 October 2015 13:09 (ten years ago)
Oh my god.
― si monvmentvm reqvires, pvmpkin spice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 24 October 2015 18:22 (ten years ago)
...howled the dog.
― si monvmentvm reqvires, pvmpkin spice (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 24 October 2015 18:23 (ten years ago)
dying
― balls, Sunday, 25 October 2015 20:40 (ten years ago)
idk how to post a vine directly, but:
https://vine.co/v/OttYwedqW3j
― JuliaA, Monday, 9 November 2015 14:53 (ten years ago)
https://twitter.com/jelani9/status/667835776974069760
― mookieproof, Friday, 20 November 2015 22:52 (ten years ago)