LOLZ @ LAWYERS

what a refrigerator does
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAubcIUr82I

^still one of the top twenty best live shows i've ever seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0XWSBAe-1U&feature=youtu.be&t=1m09s

ff to 1m 09 s

that's why they call it jones day night and weekends lololol

MY BEST MEMORIES, ONCE ALL FIRSTLIFE MEMORIES WERE ERASED FROM MINDDRIVE, ARE THE ALL-NIGHTERS

clause 9.2, been there man

nothing gets the heart racing quite like memories of billable hours past

The twinkle in his eyes as he drops his guard a bit really pulls it through for me.

There's a lot, and nothing at all, going on in those 44 seconds.

i watched it again. he has the face of a man who hasn't slept in years. it's all about the written word.

He has wet eyes

...and is unconciously shaking his head "NO NO NO". It's a sad sick world and the good times have been gone for about 20 years or so.

relatedly

"One thing ... that's very different from 10 years ago is that associates have a perspective on balance that was never discussed before," Kowalczyk said. "Finding a firm in a regional legal market that allows them to do quality work, get paid well and still go home to their families at 8 p.m. is very attractive."

was gonna put this on the lindsay lohan hot ready and legal thread but it's a long thread
http://lawprofessors.typepad.com/crimprof_blog/2015/11/young-ready-on-body-worn-camera-activation-among-police-officers.html

better call barry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cb3gPWoKZ84

http://i.imgur.com/Bq3AlqQ.jpg

love those forfeiture captions they never get old

They're like little portraits of lives.

DEA case in California from what I can see in pacer. What a pulp character.

I made this

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xal1/v/t1.0-9/13102871_10156766601330304_7771361438783094901_n.jpg?oh=22ccd28f17a64da7d24a991e909e1c62&oe=57B04285

http://www.rossintelligence.com/lawyers/

https://www.judiciary.state.nj.us/appdiv/manualonstyle.pdf

hahaha

was really hoping the whole thing would be in comic sans and not just the cover

https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/simgad/5415028177800239645

lolz

http://i.imgur.com/DjtqCaI.png

Wertkin, who worked in Washington for Akin Gump Strauss Hauer & Feld LLP, believed he would hand a copy of a complaint to an employee of the company, which was accused in the complaint by a whistle-blower of falsely billing the government. Wertkin, who was wearing a wig and using the name of Dan, was met instead by an FBI agent, according to arrest documents unsealed on Feb. 6.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-02-08/akin-gump-lawyer-accused-of-trying-to-sell-lawsuit-under-seal

false dan

wertkin'd

https://i.imgur.com/qjel5f1.jpg

How did those children graduate with her?

do you ever start to read a transcript of yourself feeling dread you will look like an idiot, keep reading, then say damn this is some good lawyering who is this

he he

https://i.imgur.com/CGcHRsk.jpg

CLE is such a fucking scam. I'm trying to get 24 credits done in a week (oops). I bought one of those online packages -- all you have to do is leave it running very quietly in the background, because the videos pause when the code you need to demonstrate participation is given out. The one I'm watching now is about wellness for lawyers and literally included a guided meditation.

loool I'm in the same position as my last revive two years ago. Today's BS CLE was on how not to be stressed or some bullshit.

But the reason I actually revived was that I spent the last several days in brutal deposition preparations with a very meticulous partner who wanted his 90-page outline perfect. Anyone who knows me knows I (1) hate working in this way and (2) am terrified of making mistakes at work. In the middle of reviewing the outline I noted to the partner that there was a typo in the document number. He then said "We need to sit down and talk about this." My heart sank for about a full 30 seconds before I realized he was just reading the first line of the document we had come to in the outline.

No, I'm sorry. "We need to sit down and talk about this" is the name of my dog.

The guy defending the deposition I'm watching right now is the biggest schmuck.

He has repeatedly objected to "reading a document not admitted into evidence." Nothing is admitted into evidence, this is a deposition. He also keeps objecting to "hearsay" the second a document is introduced and before any statement from it has actually be referred to.

There’s definitely a feeling of “how long can I keep up this charade” to litigating from home in sweatpants.

Loving this Boston defense attorney’s content pic.twitter.com/AVXWkfi6at

— 𝔅𝔞𝔟𝔶 𝔤𝔲𝔯𝔩 𝔡𝔞 𝔭𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔢𝔰𝔰 (@sug_knight) July 29, 2021

have literally argued this defense irl

The “LawTube” trend is excruciating but I’m fascinated by the people, mostly women in their 40s and 50s, that donate to these creeps. They are usually male personal injury lawyers in their 30s or 40s. It’s barely “true crime” and mostly consists of moaning about millennials, expungement, and bail reform.

“Thanks for the donation “PotteryMom,” “#JusticeForSally!”

I also don’t want people to confuse this with courts streaming their proceedings. I think that’s (conceptually) good and sometimes enjoy watching them. It’s just the “reaction” culture that I find really gross.

Verdict Unsealing videos