Misdirected emails

Send him "This Ain't No Picnic", the labor-stealing pigdog.

just got sent a copy of my 5 year server permit for the state of Tennessee alcoholic beverage commision

That'll keep the revenuers away from your still.

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i was a little worried; hadn't heard from him in awhile.

maybe he was on vacation

beyond Uncle Julio's Perimeter…

maybe he spent his vacation at Uncle Julio's so he didn't need delivery

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$0.00 No flour tortilla. Extra chips.
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$1.29 Fajita chicken
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caek if I send you $5 can I get a monthly zine subscription to these

alternately we should do some data science to his ordering patterns

lmao

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$1.29 Fajita Steak
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
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Uncle Julio's Chicago delivers to our house now. I'm going to sign up using caek's address.

this morning I received some spam from an old email address of a friend who died a couple of years ago, it's a strange feeling

Dear Customer,

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Order Summary
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Just got emailed a photo of a torn-out newspaper clipping, which is so 'moms in 2015'. It's an article from a local paper about a middle-aged dude on a motorcycle hitting a deer.

Do we think that it's someone the sender knows, or a general warning to the small group of recipients about the dangers of riding motorcycles?

Larry Bangs <lbang✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
08:07 (1 hour ago)
Reply
to triciaw233, stboss, totallykylesbe., aratner, me
Dear Friends,

I am working as a volunteer with Paula Palmer on the Toward Right Relationship project.

Paula is very, very busy as she prepares to depart for a three month research project intended to bring to light as much credible information as possible regarding Quaker involvement in the boarding school debacle. She enjoyed very much the opportunity to present the workshop at Ghost Ranch and has asked me to be in touch with you with a simple question: Assuming that you still wish to support the project and the workshops as you indicated on your evaluation form, what would you like to do next in terms of your participation?

I would be happy to discuss this with you if that would be helpful. For those who indicated they would like to host a workshop, we can get into some detail about what that entails. For those who would like to be trained to lead, that may not be possible until early next year. Paula’s schedule is such that there just isn’t any time for her to put together and carry out a training for the next few months. For those of you who indicated a willingness to help financially – with a contribution or with advice -- again I would offer to have a conversation that would hopefully facilitate whatever intentions you might have.

Whatever you are willing to do on behalf of the project, please know that Paula and the rest of our all-volunteer team greatly appreciate whatever time and energy you choose to contribute.

If you would like to talk, please send a reply email with the best times to reach you by phone and the phone number you would like me to call.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Larry Bangs
Director of Administration for Toward Right Relationship

That was only sent to 5 people, so some quaker out there is using my email address >:[

I feel like replying with KEEP GOD OUT OF SCHOOLS !!!11

in answer to a gmail forum question i asked about a year ago

Bad answer ... you are FIRED , Move on .. your little thoughts are no now solution.. try bank teller , paste from page to page works in explorer, chrome, your butler and all but GMAIL.. HOLD onto your secrets close to your .....

To: Role Student
From: Hanna P****** (h******@ luc. edu)
Subject: Finished

I AM DONE.

Hannah P******

Answers for "Unit 5 , Student Resources, Exercise 1"

Student Name: karen lizeth onocc coyocosi
Student Email: No address provided.

Location on Site: Unit 5 > Student Resources > Exercise 1

100% Correct of 10 Scored items:
10 correct: 100%
0 incorrect: 0%

Submitted on August 22, 2015 at 1:00 AM (UTC/GMT)

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A: __________ is the play?

B: It's at 5:00.

Correct: what time

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Question 2

A: __________ is the game?

B: Thursday.

Correct: what day

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Question 3

A: Where is the party?

B: It's __________ 35 Stone Street.

Correct: at

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Question 4

A: Where is your pharmacy?

B: It's __________ the mall.

Correct: at

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Question 5

A: __________ is it?

B: It's 2:15.

Correct: what time

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Question 6

A: __________ is Ms. Allen's speech?

B: It's on Tuesday at 6:30.

Correct: when

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Question 7

A: When is your birthday?

B: It's __________ December.

Correct: in

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Question 8

A: When is the meeting?

B: It's Monday __________ 9:00.

Correct: at

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Question 9

A: Where's Circle Restaurant?

B: It's __________ Port Street.

Correct: on

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Question 10

A: When is the concert?

B: It's __________ Saturday.

Correct: on

also got a folder of photos from someone's vacation to Ulm, Germany. looks nice.

Misdirected Ulmails

Just received a guy's POA application, complete with income, family names and SSN#.

Hello, everyone!

This is [Person's Name]. I am the new Volunteer & Outreach coordinator at [education non-profit]! I wanted to welcome everyone to the start of a new and exciting school year.

I want to thank all of you for expressing interest in volunteering with XYZ. Everyone at XYZ is looking forward to meeting each and every one of you. However, I believe the children are even more excited to meet you all. They are all ecstatic to have new volunteers to develop relationships with who will help them learn and grow. I also want to personally invite you all on behalf of XXX to our volunteer orientation (to be announced) that will be held this fall. If you are still interested, please email me at volunt✧✧✧@x✧✧.o✧✧ or feel free to give me a phone call at ---------. I am looking forward to speaking with/meeting each and every one of you.

Sincerely,
Person's Name

Dear Parents,
I am going to start putting some of our projects up in the hallway before I send them home with you. We like to display the kids work as a talking point to discuss, techniques and ideas with the kids and also hoping to gain some appreciation for others efforts. I believe that children's art is some of the most beautiful in the world and rivals anything hanging in a museum. Parents sometimes are tempted to compare their child's work to others in their age group, and I would strongly urge you to resist! Each child approaches work at the table differently. Some love it, it is exactly what they want to be doing. Some kids are not so enthusiastic and would rather be playing with the new toy I just put out. These projects reflect skills we are working on, not your child's intelligence, creativity or artistic skill. So just enjoy the effort!

I like their enthusiasm.

Good Morning Mr. Baker,
Sunny and Mr. Friedman are the best candidates based on the criteria you are looking for. 
However they are both self employed and anything can happen with their income. 
Whoever can show the most reserves for the years rent should get the house. 
Let me know your thoughts. Thank you

Hmm, decisions decisions. On the one hand, Mr. Friedman provided his income and SS#. On the other hand, I'm married to Sunny. What to do, what to do.

Weird coinkydink.

I've gotten several more emails from students elated to announce that they've completed various tasks.

To: Role Student
From: Lydia M---- lm----- @luc.edu
Subject: Completed!
I have finally completed all of the orientation tasks!!! Yay!!!

Thanks Terri.

Day plan updated accordingly. Are we ok for bus to arrive at 6,20 - LM previously said not before 6.30..?

Time Event To Do Who
Tuesday 15 September
3.00pm Ben lands at MCI Leah to get Ben from airport Leah Ben
4.00pm Pick up Marigold and Nick from plaza Head to Neese's Leah Ben Marigold Nick Terri Jim
Wednesday 16 September

Thursday 17 September
9.30am Church rehearsal Leah to fix timing with Jodie Ben Leah Terri Jim Nick Marigold Cordelia Ryan Anna + TBD
10.00am Pick up Boulevard tickets Choose an organizer 4 tickets can be picked up per person, aim for 4pm tour
11.45am Lunch at Coopers Hawk Booked 18 people
3.00pm Boulevard tour Meet at Boulevard TBD
7.00pm Dinner Choose restaurant, fix numbers, book TBD
Friday 18 September
11.00am Bens other event Arrange TBD
12.30pm Bridal Lunch 40 people
16.15pm Bus leaves Sheraton for BBQ Bus arranged for 50 people 87 people
21.00pm Bus leaves Neese's for Sheraton Bus arranged for 50 people 50 people
Saturday 19 September
12.00pm Leah gets ready at home
2.00pm Ben gets ready at Sheraton
3.30pm Bus leaves Sheraton for St Peters Bus arranged for 66 people
5.45pm Bus leaves St Peters for Loose Mansion Arrange timing and route, cannot arrive before 18.30
6.45pm Ben and Leah leave for Looose Mansion
6.30pm Loose Mansion arrival reception
7.15pm Ben and Leah arrive at Loose Mansion
7.30pm People are seated for dinner
7.45pm Ben and Leah entrance for dinner
9.25pm Cake Cutting
9.35pm First dances
11.00pm Shuttle bus starts back to Sheraton
11.50pm Send off for Ben and Leah

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oh thank the lord, I was starting to worry

Special White Wing Dove Hunt in Pearsall September 5, 6,12, & 13.

The White Wing Dove and I quote "are like Bees swarming around a honey pot". Our sunflower & Milo fields near Pearsall have been loaded up with birds just like last year that was so awesome!

We have openings for the special WW zone dates (9/5, 6,12,13) and do not overload our fields. We are only a one hour drive from San Antonio so bring your friends or family and don't miss out as it's as good as it can be.

Special WW Season Promotional Pricing
PM Hunt - $100pp (youths $90)
PM hunt with in field steak dinner services available
Private fields available
PM Hunt with at WWR Luxury Lodge chef Dinner & Breakfast - $475pp per night

Call Craig to book a hunt at 210.602.4531 or cr✧✧✧@wwrofte✧✧✧.c✧✧
www.wwroftexas.com

(omitted: photo of fat fucks in camo behind unbelievable pile of tiny dead birds)

PKD Tsiakmakas <dea✧✧✧@ii✧✧✧.n✧✧.a✧>
29 Aug (2 days ago)
Reply
to trayce, me
Hi Trayce,

Hopefully I am sending this to the correct email address.

Please quote for supply and delivery to my home of one (1) CCTV Colour Digital Camera (White), same type as previous replacement:

Wall Mounted
Model: PST-HT206C
IR Waterproof HD IP CAmera
Lens: 2.8-12mm
System: PAL
Power: DC12V/800mA


Address:
[guess i better munge this], NSW, 2170
0478- [xxxxxxx]

Regards,
Peter Tsiakmakas

Dear Peter,

I'd say $129 sounds fair.

Regards,
Trayce

P.S. No, you didn't send it to correct email address. Shit in one hand and hope in the other, see which one gets the heaviest.

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Someone called Trayce Theissen just signed up for eBay with my address. Pity it doesnt send a clear text password, I coulda ordered all kinds of shit.

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my kinda party

Hmm

http://i.imgur.com/NThKogy.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZIPEHZY.png

not quite the same, but made me check anyway.

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$0.00 Sweet potato fries
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mixing it up, respect

proof that we are dealing with a man with two children imo

caek have you figured out which days of the week he has the kids

maybe he didn't have them at all over the summer?