that's why this summer i'll be doing the Zing-Blindness Challenge on Facebook to raise money for this crippling social disease
― This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 July 2015 13:12 (ten years ago)
whats sad is a lot of people dont even know they dont understand zings please help in any way you can
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 July 2015 13:14 (ten years ago)
this thread is an invaluable resource to zing-blindness sufferers like myself. the real cruelty is that studies show you are more likely to be zinged if you are unable to identify zings.
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 July 2015 13:32 (ten years ago)
Look me in the eye and tell me you don't care about zing-blindness
― cod latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 July 2015 13:49 (ten years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J01HlZcsOzM
― gr8080, Friday, 10 July 2015 14:07 (ten years ago)
I get more irritated by truth bomb-blindness than zing-blindness personally.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 10 July 2015 14:42 (ten years ago)
Maybe he'll tweet your credit card information
― Treeship, Sunday, July 19, 2015 6:30 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
maybe he'll tweet all your good posts, but I don't think you can just post something with no text
― lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, July 19, 2015 6:32 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 19 July 2015 18:13 (ten years ago)
Old school zing :)
― This Year's Model Victim (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 July 2015 18:14 (ten years ago)
Treeship did have that one good post that was a gif
― an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 19 July 2015 18:44 (ten years ago)
so embarrassing seeing that whiney post in more than one thread
― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:32 (ten years ago)
I made a list of everything that isn't pathetic about that post... ITS A BLANK PAGE! lol
― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:34 (ten years ago)
weak isnt a weak enough word
― irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:37 (ten years ago)
i lol'd at treesh's post tbh
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:43 (ten years ago)
Yeah that was a good snappy post, just adds to the tragedy
― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:45 (ten years ago)
lol that post was classic milquetoast treeship garbage. whiney's zing might've been like throwing a sponge at a dartboard but at least he hit the bullseye.
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:59 (ten years ago)
wrong thread
― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 20:03 (ten years ago)
is there a thread for shit retorts to posters I dislike
― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 20:04 (ten years ago)
whiney had a good run going before this 'zing'
― an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:26 (ten years ago)
yeah he clocked a half dozen not-so-shitty posts on map-my-run, maybe he should tweet that
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:30 (ten years ago)
whiney's was a solid corny zing in my book, best we can hope for in these times
― flopson, Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:47 (ten years ago)
aw man cmon
― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:49 (ten years ago)
xp when did you become such a goon crew fuckboy, flopsy?
― sarahell, Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:50 (ten years ago)
"perfectly fine terrible schoolboy comeback, who could expect more" how depressing shut the whole thread down in that case imo :-(
― wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:52 (ten years ago)
― sarahell, Sunday, July 19, 2015 5:50 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
mmm like 5-6 years ago?
― flopson, Sunday, 19 July 2015 21:55 (ten years ago)
lol
― lag∞n, Monday, 20 July 2015 00:36 (ten years ago)
markers reveals himself as a deep-dyed idealist and romantic itt. of course, his ideal is being able to call anyone a chickenshit idiot any time and anywhere he feels like and his romance is the romance of tantrums.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:08 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Your posting is the posting of badness.
― markers, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:15 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― a foe who is impervious to their strongest weapon, seduction (onimo), Thursday, 23 July 2015 10:05 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/rnSqkR5.gif
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, 23 July 2015 10:20 (ten years ago)
I'm generally into ppl being civil but Aimless's genteel authoritarianism on that thread made me want to burn things
― Treeship, Friday, 24 July 2015 05:28 (ten years ago)
trís metamorphosis begins
― irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 24 July 2015 08:09 (ten years ago)
pass agg'd from pass to agg, the treeship story
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:59 (ten years ago)
solitary posts that effortlessly sum up morbz' ilx persona
― Mordy, Tuesday, July 28, 2015 12:34 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you need to be tied to a solitary post
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), T
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 16:55 (ten years ago)
lol p good
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 16:56 (ten years ago)
haha
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:09 (ten years ago)
ouch
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:22 (ten years ago)
lol it's funny but let's not get too excited w/ the ouches. i feel no pain from that zing.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:35 (ten years ago)
zingees are not permitted to discuss merits of a zing in the zing thread, sorry mordy
― gr8080, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:41 (ten years ago)
it's a great zing but ouch implies that damage was done. i'm just showing that there are no open wounds or hard feelings.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:43 (ten years ago)
mordy u have been warned
― gr8080, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:44 (ten years ago)
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:51 (ten years ago)
― flopson, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:53 (ten years ago)
no more pain
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 18:17 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/u0G7K0R.gifv
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:14 (ten years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/u0G7K0R.gif
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:15 (ten years ago)
since 5 people found one of my zings quality, i would say "my work is done" and leave, but alas one of them was Mordy.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:21 (ten years ago)
can we get another
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:22 (ten years ago)
Strong Zing
― tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 21:25 (ten years ago)
love that gif
― gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 22:40 (ten years ago)
lol @ me being scapegoated for the board's collective anger at gawker
i know that's not why the ban happened but it's why the collective ilx will could not undo such an unjust ban
― mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Saturday, August 22, 2015 3:14 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
maybe the collective ilx will just doesn't care that much about you
― mookieproof, Saturday, August 22, 2015 3:25 PM (1 hour ago)
― sarahell, Sunday, 23 August 2015 00:15 (ten years ago)
damn thats cold as hell
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 August 2015 00:06 (ten years ago)
well, this is some moderately pleasant background music
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, October 3, 2015 9:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
truly remarkable in how it combines total wallpaper inoffensiveness with showboat egocentrism hero auteurism. and they said it couldn't be done!
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, October 3, 2015 9:28 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
They said it about your posts, mainly.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Saturday, October 3, 2015 11:41 PM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Sunday, 4 October 2015 13:02 (ten years ago)