zing

you have inspired zing artisans to deliver their finest work, truly a selfless act

handcrafted, organically sourced, fairtrade zing

the rich manure from which the flowers of zing have blossomed

it really is like a zing enema

next week i might defend conscious rap

i hope i'm unconscious for that

oh zing!

it's carnage out there!

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wow i just read some of that thread wow

you should post in it

I just did! I am being helpful.

off. i figured there was something like that in her background. i know of some families like that. in one case they adopted several "troubled" teens but would be very quick to boot them out if they made one transgression (including mixing with the opposite sex in evenings).

― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 2:08 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean, oof.

― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 2:08 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pity, I liked 'Off'.

― The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 2:11 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

always heard it as "poor kids on the phone", that can't be right

oops, wrong thread

re actor from the tv show its always sunny in philadelphia

Just met charlie and the waitress irl. Our kids were playing in the same hotel kiddie pool

― Οὖτις, Sunday, June 21, 2015 5:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Did not have phone so no pics. Waitress did the talking (all parenting stuff)

― Οὖτις, Sunday, June 21, 2015 6:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But i was p starstruck

― Οὖτις, Sunday, June 21, 2015 6:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did u try to play it cool

― Mordy, Sunday, June 21, 2015 6:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mostly i just yelled "spaceship! Spaceship!"

― Οὖτις, Sunday, June 21, 2015 8:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

very cool (that you met them. not the spaceship part)

― The Once-ler, Monday, June 22, 2015 1:12 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:D

suessy

actually if there was some of way of just preventing me from looking at this site in general, that would be better. i've tried (by adding the ilxor.com domain to banned hosts in my router) but it doesn't seem to stick.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 12:45 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get over yourself

― brimstead, Wednesday, July 8, 2015 11:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok. bye!

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not to get all aretha her, but who's zingin who?

ya there no zing there

there's no zing anywhere anymore :(

i remember when this were all zings, far as the eye could see

cld be you guy dont understand zings

that's why this summer i'll be doing the Zing-Blindness Challenge on Facebook to raise money for this crippling social disease

whats sad is a lot of people dont even know they dont understand zings please help in any way you can

this thread is an invaluable resource to zing-blindness sufferers like myself. the real cruelty is that studies show you are more likely to be zinged if you are unable to identify zings.

Look me in the eye and tell me you don't care about zing-blindness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J01HlZcsOzM

I get more irritated by truth bomb-blindness than zing-blindness personally.

Maybe he'll tweet your credit card information

― Treeship, Sunday, July 19, 2015 6:30 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe he'll tweet all your good posts, but I don't think you can just post something with no text

― lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, July 19, 2015 6:32 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Old school zing :)

Treeship did have that one good post that was a gif

so embarrassing seeing that whiney post in more than one thread

I made a list of everything that isn't pathetic about that post... ITS A BLANK PAGE! lol

weak isnt a weak enough word

i lol'd at treesh's post tbh

Yeah that was a good snappy post, just adds to the tragedy

lol that post was classic milquetoast treeship garbage. whiney's zing might've been like throwing a sponge at a dartboard but at least he hit the bullseye.

wrong thread

is there a thread for shit retorts to posters I dislike

whiney had a good run going before this 'zing'

yeah he clocked a half dozen not-so-shitty posts on map-my-run, maybe he should tweet that

whiney's was a solid corny zing in my book, best we can hope for in these times

aw man cmon

xp when did you become such a goon crew fuckboy, flopsy?

"perfectly fine terrible schoolboy comeback, who could expect more" how depressing shut the whole thread down in that case imo :-(

xp when did you become such a goon crew fuckboy, flopsy?

― sarahell, Sunday, July 19, 2015 5:50 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mmm like 5-6 years ago?

lol

markers reveals himself as a deep-dyed idealist and romantic itt. of course, his ideal is being able to call anyone a chickenshit idiot any time and anywhere he feels like and his romance is the romance of tantrums.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:08 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Your posting is the posting of badness.

― markers, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:15 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/rnSqkR5.gif