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so what are you whining about?

let he who has not approved of the ronaldinho bottle opener cast the (sarahell), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:10 (eleven years ago)

It was also a quality zing if anyone cares about that

joked for the dadness (wins), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:11 (eleven years ago)

i do, that's why i posted it

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:12 (eleven years ago)

Good job

joked for the dadness (wins), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 19:12 (eleven years ago)

http://micheleomara.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/imago-300x182.png

😭 (am0n), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:28 (eleven years ago)

Not that good a zing tbh, Whiney's was better.

Willibald Pirckheimers Briefwechsel (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:39 (eleven years ago)

ya

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 20:40 (eleven years ago)

don't feel bad cuz you type 8 zillion words of b.s. then i come in the thread like a boss and for sale: baby shoes, never worn your ass

― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, June 11, 2015 6:22 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

appropriation and whatnot (stevie), Friday, 12 June 2015 10:04 (eleven years ago)

are we just going to repost the whole PC Music thread then?

hongro strulkington (dog latin), Friday, 12 June 2015 10:09 (eleven years ago)

only ums' contributions

appropriation and whatnot (stevie), Friday, 12 June 2015 10:23 (eleven years ago)

i feel invigorated for all the zing i have shipped

imago, Friday, 12 June 2015 11:32 (eleven years ago)

you have inspired zing artisans to deliver their finest work, truly a selfless act

appropriation and whatnot (stevie), Friday, 12 June 2015 11:39 (eleven years ago)

handcrafted, organically sourced, fairtrade zing

hongro strulkington (dog latin), Friday, 12 June 2015 11:42 (eleven years ago)

the rich manure from which the flowers of zing have blossomed

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 12 June 2015 11:44 (eleven years ago)

it really is like a zing enema

imago, Friday, 12 June 2015 11:45 (eleven years ago)

next week i might defend conscious rap

imago, Friday, 12 June 2015 11:46 (eleven years ago)

i hope i'm unconscious for that

clouds, Friday, 12 June 2015 13:06 (eleven years ago)

oh zing!

hongro strulkington (dog latin), Friday, 12 June 2015 13:07 (eleven years ago)

it's carnage out there!

imago, Friday, 12 June 2015 13:09 (eleven years ago)

wow i just read some of that thread wow

lag∞n, Friday, 12 June 2015 14:00 (eleven years ago)

you should post in it

put a skronk ornette (wins), Friday, 12 June 2015 14:35 (eleven years ago)

I just did! I am being helpful.

Upright Mammal (mh), Friday, 12 June 2015 14:36 (eleven years ago)

off. i figured there was something like that in her background. i know of some families like that. in one case they adopted several "troubled" teens but would be very quick to boot them out if they made one transgression (including mixing with the opposite sex in evenings).

― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 2:08 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean, oof.

― he quipped with heat (amateurist), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 2:08 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pity, I liked 'Off'.

― The Manner of Crawly (Tom D.), Wednesday, June 17, 2015 2:11 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:18 (ten years ago)

always heard it as "poor kids on the phone", that can't be right

sleeve, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:20 (ten years ago)

oops, wrong thread

sleeve, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 20:21 (ten years ago)

re actor from the tv show its always sunny in philadelphia

Just met charlie and the waitress irl. Our kids were playing in the same hotel kiddie pool

― Οὖτις, Sunday, June 21, 2015 5:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Did not have phone so no pics. Waitress did the talking (all parenting stuff)

― Οὖτις, Sunday, June 21, 2015 6:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But i was p starstruck

― Οὖτις, Sunday, June 21, 2015 6:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

did u try to play it cool

― Mordy, Sunday, June 21, 2015 6:39 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mostly i just yelled "spaceship! Spaceship!"

― Οὖτις, Sunday, June 21, 2015 8:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

very cool (that you met them. not the spaceship part)

― The Once-ler, Monday, June 22, 2015 1:12 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Monday, 22 June 2015 05:22 (ten years ago)

:D

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 June 2015 05:24 (ten years ago)

suessy

e-bouquet (mattresslessness), Monday, 22 June 2015 05:28 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

actually if there was some of way of just preventing me from looking at this site in general, that would be better. i've tried (by adding the ilxor.com domain to banned hosts in my router) but it doesn't seem to stick.

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 12:45 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

get over yourself

― brimstead, Wednesday, July 8, 2015 11:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok. bye!

― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, July 8, 2015 11:23 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Thursday, 9 July 2015 18:19 (ten years ago)

not to get all aretha her, but who's zingin who?

Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Friday, 10 July 2015 09:01 (ten years ago)

ya there no zing there

there's no zing anywhere anymore :(

irl lol (darraghmac), Friday, 10 July 2015 09:20 (ten years ago)

i remember when this were all zings, far as the eye could see

Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Friday, 10 July 2015 09:50 (ten years ago)

cld be you guy dont understand zings

lag∞n, Friday, 10 July 2015 13:10 (ten years ago)

that's why this summer i'll be doing the Zing-Blindness Challenge on Facebook to raise money for this crippling social disease

This is for my new ringpiece, so please only serious answers (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 July 2015 13:12 (ten years ago)

whats sad is a lot of people dont even know they dont understand zings please help in any way you can

lag∞n, Friday, 10 July 2015 13:14 (ten years ago)

this thread is an invaluable resource to zing-blindness sufferers like myself. the real cruelty is that studies show you are more likely to be zinged if you are unable to identify zings.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 10 July 2015 13:32 (ten years ago)

Look me in the eye and tell me you don't care about zing-blindness

cod latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 July 2015 13:49 (ten years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J01HlZcsOzM

gr8080, Friday, 10 July 2015 14:07 (ten years ago)

I get more irritated by truth bomb-blindness than zing-blindness personally.

Immediate Follower (NA), Friday, 10 July 2015 14:42 (ten years ago)

Maybe he'll tweet your credit card information

― Treeship, Sunday, July 19, 2015 6:30 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe he'll tweet all your good posts, but I don't think you can just post something with no text

― lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, July 19, 2015 6:32 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 19 July 2015 18:13 (ten years ago)

Old school zing :)

This Year's Model Victim (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 July 2015 18:14 (ten years ago)

Treeship did have that one good post that was a gif

an asteroid could hit the planet (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 19 July 2015 18:44 (ten years ago)

so embarrassing seeing that whiney post in more than one thread

wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:32 (ten years ago)

I made a list of everything that isn't pathetic about that post... ITS A BLANK PAGE! lol

wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:34 (ten years ago)

weak isnt a weak enough word

irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:37 (ten years ago)

i lol'd at treesh's post tbh

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:43 (ten years ago)

Yeah that was a good snappy post, just adds to the tragedy

wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:45 (ten years ago)

lol that post was classic milquetoast treeship garbage. whiney's zing might've been like throwing a sponge at a dartboard but at least he hit the bullseye.

Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 19 July 2015 19:59 (ten years ago)

wrong thread

wins, Sunday, 19 July 2015 20:03 (ten years ago)


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