powerful conservative images

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11141163_983309281701402_7171529521544238239_n.jpg?oh=2675cbcb5f1f37b71e47ab8bc45362e2&oe=55FAA9A8

lol

I'd like to see a conservative horror film, a la 'The Swarm', where Obama commands armies of ants to destroy nativity scenes, heterosexual wedding cakes etc.

I'd like to see the sequel, where Immortan Joe Biden hides the last heterosexual wedding cake in a giant vault on a hill.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGnLkuSXAAAHaiT.jpg

they don't even understand how bombs work and bombs are their favorite thing

it's clearly napalm

>:| second guessing powerful conservative jpegs why i oughta

ISIS leadership quickly came to regret the decision to require full attendance at the 2nd annual ISIS social mixer BBQ retreat in the middle of an open field, completely vulnerable to a single catastrophic U.S. airstrike

farside caption ^

can't find it rn but there's a twitter meme image of sandra fluke with a grim look on her face in front of a gray landscape with the text "not funny" and i love it unreservedly

― goole, Monday, September 15, 2014 11:25 AM (9 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

god finally

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIMJ3iqUcAEswLH.jpg

I just found out that batshit rightwing cartoonist BRANCO produces art prints as well!

http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server3200/90c91/products/2502/images/5297/POPR_00049_Freedoms_Battle__97234.1410293053.1280.1280.jpg?c=2

This print of conservative artist A.F. Branco's painting Freedom's Battle visualizes the very real battle between freedom and tyranny. Communism, as depicted by hands holding the Communist hammer and sickle, is pulling at the very fabric of America, while freedom, symbolized by the American Eagle, grasps the flag in an attempt to keep it from the holds of communism.

It's easy to take our freedom for granted, and forget about the battle that's raging. This artwork serves as a beautiful yet sobering reminder of what's at stake, and how important the fight is.

CLARK P.Verified Buyer
12/26/14
EAGLE'S WING COLORING OFF, BUT GETS THE POING ACROSS

http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server3200/90c91/products/2511/images/5336/POPR_00050_A_Nashville_After_Hours__90779.1411577250.600.600.jpg?c=2

AUTOGRAPHED BY THE ARTIST.

Whether country music is your thing or not, you can appreciate the contribution it has made to American culture. There is something uniquely American that makes country music, "country". No matter what the situation, there's almost always a country song for it.

This print is a wonderful tribute to country music legends Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Patsy Cline, and Hank Williams Sr. Set in a bar that looks very similar to the Tootsies Orchid Lounge in Nashville, where many of the classic country singers frequented.

Painted by widely acclaimed conservative artist, A.F. Branco. Autographed on the front by the artist.

So communism is like the Earth and America's struggling with it. Makes sense.

GETS THE POING ACROSS

a poinged warning to the ppl of American

can't stop laughing at the mouthbreathing expression on the eagle, also I now have Rotterdam Termination Source stuck in my head

on the eagle's face, rather

surprisingly can't find version of nighthawks with conservative figures (e.g. reagan & thatcher as couple at the bar)

Why is Waylon holding his hands up like a grandmother watching her grandkids at a church recital?

lol, artist may intend that yellow thing to be flame from lighter cradled in his hands

https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10984453_1130715580321903_1483431111072768081_n.jpg?oh=b8a2fe96d5a28a3ab8545461092eb383&oe=55E8127C

Corrupt, much like babies.

well, tbh it’s not wrong (about virtually every party ever)

http://internet.gawker.com/how-a-sesame-street-illustrator-became-the-truther-scen-1717488190

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--GtNe2Uek--/1341844922712647464.jpg

is that Oprah?

and Sarah Palin?
i'm confused

afaict
oprah, madonna, nancy pelosi, michelle obama, hillary, barney frank, sarah palin, ? (lady gaga?), condoleezza

al gore looks like pen & pixel

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMvJBd9UEAAPNGu.jpg

powerful bill blass images

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMxaThQUAAA-5Ma.jpg

In her eyes,

Young children

Already dance.

Go find her, Paedophile.

Thank god for egalitarians like John Boehner.

What is "Particularist"?

any variation of Protestant belief that most human beings were rejected by God before they were even conceived

i.e. humanity is divided between "the elect" and "fuck you"

pro-monarchy?

monarchy is part of natural law and the great chain of being. of course these guys argue about "true" monarchs and shit but some kind of Hobbes-ian monarchy is their preferred political utopia because wealthy white people are naturally just better than everybody else

the irony of the whole dark enlightenment is that it's based on a supremely cock-eyed and post-enlightenment reading of pre-18th century politics and philosophy imo - they claim to be rediscovering the thing they are making up, like neo-pagans etc

otm

What is "Particularist"?

― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, August 19, 2015 11:24 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

any variation of Protestant belief that most human beings were rejected by God before they were even conceived

― bombsover# (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, August 19, 2015 11:29 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't think so? it's another way of stating their anti-universalism. no such thing as "human rights" or equality. particularism is a way of saying these people have these rules in this place and you can fuck off with your complaining about it

perhaps? Particularism does have that specific theological meaning tho, and i'd've thought belief in the Elect is what they're getting at, whether in purely religious or in general political terms.

let's be honest, whoever made that gif probly just picked the word up on a scumbag message board

that macro just seems like it thinks it's far smarter than it actually is and would corner me in a bar for ten minutes until my friend got there and i could ditch it

afaict your scumbag message board types use it to mean that "races are different, genders are different, cultures are different," a nationalist (or just natalist) reading of "let everyone do their own thing, man!" ie that strict hierarchy is natural and any belief in equality is a form of social control

What is natural law?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=438UKM1Av1g

Also LOL at them saying a politician feigns support of gun laws, traditional marriage, etc. yet their model of authenticity is a stock photo actor/model.

Woah how is one ant-materialism AND classist?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMyUiMPWEAAOqFS.jpg

Does his hat have eyes too?