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i still have no idea what's going on there

― s1ocki, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

i like teps blog

― ☪, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

link

― JW, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

i was so tempted to ask kate on a thread this morning why she uses ILX as a substitute for a therapist but i held back. what a dumb woman she is.

― ian, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

UK Cathy

― deej, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

― sleep, Friday, 27 April 2007 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

THANK YOU sleep, I was trying to find that thread last week!!

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 27 April 2007 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

i was so tempted to ask kate on a thread this morning why she uses ILX as a substitute for a therapist but i held back. what a dumb woman she is.

-- ian, Friday, 27 April 2007 22:53 (Yesterday)

yep been holding back on that one too the last few days.

― Ronan, Saturday, 28 April 2007 01:00 (nineteen years ago)

*bows duly*

― sleep, Saturday, 28 April 2007 01:01 (nineteen years ago)

Now where's the one with all of Alex in NYC's multiple uses of "pablum" and "feces".

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, 28 April 2007 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

omg the ned thread

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

bitch, y'all don't know me

-- St3ve Go1db3rg, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:09 (14 minutes ago)

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

"last few days"

― JW, Thursday, 3 May 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

I re-read David Sedaris quite a bit because he always makes me snigger. I'm trying to re-read some of the classics I was assigned in high-school (and the first go round at college) and am discovering that I probably didn't read them the first time.

-- aimurchie, Monday, May 10, 2004 8:59 PM (2 years ago)

Ditto on the Sedaris and the CDs of him reading his books are staples in our car. "You can't kill the rooster, motherfucker!" One of his CDs has a terrific performance by Ann Magnuson and his sister Amy works with him on the audio also. It turns out that I am rereading "Elegy for Iris" tonight. I mentioned it on the "what are you reading now" thread. I had forgotten it.

-- Rabin the Cat (Rabin the Cat), Monday, May 10, 2004 9:15 PM (2 years ago)

Ann Magnuson! Are you a fan of Bongwater? I just flipped through "Naked" and "Barrel Fever" and have decided that the "favorite first sentence" thread could be dominated by a post of EVERY FIRST SENTENCE SEDARIS HAS EVER WRITTEN! I like to re-read Santa Land Diaries at least twice between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

-- aimurchie, Monday, May 10, 2004 10:38 PM (2 years ago)

Yes, I'm a fan- yet another reason I love my husband. He introduced to "Decadent Iranian Country Club," for starters. I married a person far hipper than myself!

-- Rabin the Cat (Rabin the Cat), Monday, May 10, 2004 10:50 PM (2 years ago)

― and what, Friday, 4 May 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

somebdy break sedaris' typing hands.

― artdamages, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

*sarcasm*

― and what, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

"omg why am i still wearing my earrings?"

-- Allyzay, Wednesday, May 12, 2004 11:33 PM (2 years ago)

^^^ i'm still planning on using this for my book so no one steal it, i know it's hott

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 9 May 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

TEH CHORUS:
You don't...want to get...
SONNED BY A WITE KID pussy ass bitch
SONNED BY A WITE KID makin me sick
SONNED BY A WITE KID fuck y'all hoes
SONNED BY A WITE KID you fuckin homo

etc. Imagine it sung by DMX or somethin'

-- AaronHz (AaronHz), Thursday, July 22, 2004 2:13 AM (2 years ago)

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

is that an example of reverse-racism rap

― dmr, Wednesday, 9 May 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

The Economist
September 18th 2018

Contents

On the cover
Americans still lead the world in hell of shit, but no longer in the arena of technology. Decades of slacking have left the US' working population left out of the biggest advances and even the military looks to be falling behind: Leader, page 15. Busted-ass telecoms, page 35. Motherfuckers be tripping, pages 39-41

8 The world this week

Leaders

13 Euro Pussies
What in the damn hell

14 Fucking Chinks
Shitty leadership surprise

15 US Techno Meltdown
Told you, bitch

17 The New Assholes
Labour fucked you again

Letters

20 On smuggling, the Arab League, fucked-up tariffs, shit

Special Report

31 Education in Africa
Still shitcanned after all these years

...etc.

-- TOMBOT, Tuesday, September 21, 2004 11:14 PM (2 years ago)

― and what, Thursday, 17 May 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

hey mike judge made a whole movie about that

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 17 May 2007 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

give it fifteen years, you'll hear a newstory about a naked, gibbering Dana Carvey being discovered in the fetal position atop of George Bush's grave, gnawing on his fingernails.

DANA: babble, gah gah, munch...
SECURITY GUARD: Mr. Carvey, Mr. Carvey...
(gently pulls DANA's hands away from his mouth)
SECURITY GUARD: You're just chewing bone now. Come on.

-- Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, March 16, 2005

― and what, Friday, 18 May 2007 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Motherfuckers be tripping, pages 39-41

― nickalicious, Friday, 18 May 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

On the flipside, I can't help but Imagine a black guy in a Flash Costume whenever I say "Turbonegro"

"My name iz Wally Washington, an' I'm the fastest nigga alive. And this is mah bitch, XS"

-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, May 4, 2003

― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

oh god

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

you couldn't even ban custos because he wasn't so much a racist as an imbecile

― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ludickid.com/122503.htm

― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

omg

― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

geoff you are today's winner in the internet archeology sweepstakes

― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

i am today's winner in the being a complete fuckup because i can remember "lord custos's" real name is "william renkin" but not what the birthdays of anyone close to me are contest

― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

srsly, a line from keats in there? nope. william renkin.

― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

how do you know his name??

― s1ocki, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

his old email address

― strongohulkington, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

i remembered his old email i guess. he was in his heydey when i first arrived and was trying to figure this place out so i guess it stuck

xpost

― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

god that's in poor taste, custos.
-- vahid (vahid), Sunday, May 4, 2003 3:32 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

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But its hilarious.
-- David Allen, Sunday, May 4, 2003 3:34 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― gff, Monday, 21 May 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

And one thing I know is I ain't no suckah, sucka. I been at all this shit longer than mosta your bitch asses. I don't know why you bringing "sexual" into this, I am a 45 year-old straight man with kids. What have I said that is "sexual"? I find this part fascinating.

Yo, moonship, keep it gully!

-- Saxby D. Elder, Thursday, May 24, 2007 3:02 AM (52 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

nice abrupt change of tone there with the last sentence.

― s1ocki, Thursday, 24 May 2007 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

every forksclovetofu post

― and what, Friday, 25 May 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Cunga

― am0n, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

KRS-One had the right idea, but he was a bit too crazed. I prefer Michael Franti of the DHH. He's Jello Biafra with a tan!

-- Lord Custos X, Friday, June 14, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Monday, 28 May 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

omg

― s1ocki, Monday, 28 May 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

the problem is that the definition of "unfit to live" might suddenly change while the purge is going on. First the so-called "cleansers" get rid of the "obvious losers and wastes of vital resources" and then they suddenly add "suspected losers and wastes of vital resources"; and then they start weeding within their own ranks. Eventually, everybody is fair game in the Coming Cull.
Like my uncle would've said "hey...if the bad buys can do it to a Jew, they can just as easy do it to you."
and so forth.

-- Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Sunday, August 8, 2004 2:16 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

wow... where to start

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

the problem with genocide is that it might lead to infighting!!

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

custos is x+1 times better than the "sensitive" new ILE crew

― moonship journey to baja, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

"WHERE'S MAH TIP?"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:54 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"U AIN'T GETTING NO PIZZA 'TIL I GETS MAH TIP!"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 7:59 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"UM...TIP?"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:03 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"LOOK, LAST LADY TOTALLY STIFFED ME...I AIN'T GOIN' HOME TONITE WITHOUT..."

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:04 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

"WAIT...AM I BEING PUNK'D? ASHTON?"

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 19, 2007 8:05 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

BAD MOVIE NIGHT 4: WE HEAR DIS PLANE STEALTH IS A BAD MOTHER

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:15 (3 weeks ago) Link

shut yo mouf

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:26 (3 weeks ago) Link

I'm just talkin bout Stealth!

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 9 June 2007 01:27 (3 weeks ago) Link

― and what, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

bernie mac once made me spit out my coke twice, like, i spit it out but there was still some in my mouth and i was moving to clean it off my hand and then he made another joke and i spit out the rest.

-- ethan, Tuesday, March 19, 2002 1:00 AM

― sanskrit, Friday, 6 July 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

post on bernie mac tribute thread

― and what, Friday, 6 July 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

Big Johnson Attorney's: Our Habeas Will Make You a Corpus

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, 12 July 2007 18:54 (55 minutes ago) Link

― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 12 July 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

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