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not that anyone would call me fattey

gershy, Saturday, 15 December 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)

you're really more pleasantly plump

sanskrit, Saturday, 15 December 2007 04:56 (eighteen years ago)

"healthy"

gershy, Saturday, 15 December 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

husky

milo z, Saturday, 15 December 2007 05:02 (eighteen years ago)

guys i need something for real

69, Saturday, 15 December 2007 05:35 (eighteen years ago)

there's some extremely harsh shit on that "ilxors on parade" thread

"You better not tell them I'm really a lesbian!"
"Well, yeah, as long as you don't tell them I'm really gay."

brutal!

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 15 December 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x297/InvisiblexSeas/Mullet-NES.jpg

latebloomer, Monday, 17 December 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

from "worst poster 2"

I tought Dee was nice. What does maxi pads have to do with anything?

-- Tuomas, Monday, December 17, 2007 3:57 PM (47 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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see: "jazz hands" thread

-- moonship journey to baja, Monday, December 17, 2007 4:00 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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what does a douchebag have to do with anything?

-- moonship journey to baja, Monday, December 17, 2007 4:01 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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What douchebag?

-- Tuomas, Monday, December 17, 2007 4:02 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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omg

-- roxymuzak, Monday, December 17, 2007 4:02 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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no campaigning within 100 ft of polling place, sir

-- moonship journey to baja, Monday, December 17, 2007 4:07 PM (37 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 17 December 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f111/EMILIALISH/l_2cb7576d9bfc49af265885fbcde62e9f.jpg

jaxon, Monday, 17 December 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit

chaki, Monday, 17 December 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/12/17/death.penalty/index.html

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 December 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

Ban LJ for his Pétain-esque collaboration with his own persecutors, repeating the failures of history and revisiting the offences done to him upon the yet more disadvantaged, not unlike like modern-day Israel (too political?)

and then ban Max R.

-- Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 22 October 2007 16:10 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Dom Passantino, Monday, 17 December 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

that pic above was someone's response to my friend's myspace pic.

http://a909.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/96/l_7f54b819d093aa84f7247088df61be24.jpg

jaxon, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 02:15 (eighteen years ago)

Jaxon, both those pics are totally awesome!

Pashmina, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

i am seriously trying to construct a believable situation in which the first picture would occur

remy bean, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 04:25 (eighteen years ago)

chanukkah

s1ocki, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 04:33 (eighteen years ago)

even naked pops in the background?

remy bean, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

that's the chanukkah miracle!

s1ocki, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

im so tired

s1ocki, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

photo of the year, pants down

latebloomer, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 06:05 (eighteen years ago)

i'd be really surprised if some of you williamsboarders didn't know my friend zack in the purple hat

jaxon, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 06:49 (eighteen years ago)

lmao and wtf at that guy dropping drawers in the first photo

m coleman, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)

With all due respect, that shirtless boy with the guitar has been on the internets since like 1994.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

he is a junior at stanford but he remembers to call his parents every sunday

n/a, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_03/wearin181207_468x348.jpg

jhøshea, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

That photo was staged.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

^^^chaki

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

tuomas's TMI is nothing compared to the horror that was rumpypumper

-- moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 9:24 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you must have one resilient cock

-- BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, December 18, 2007 9:46 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

s1ocki, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://a907.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/53/l_a1fa9e18c7463c445e38199d4cb82daa.jpg

jaxon, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

that's a gay shirt. funnier pic here:

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c271/uglyredhill/1197448469806.gif

BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

haha
rfi??

sleep, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

NFL

BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

lawl

am0n, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

Three things happen in that gif, but i can't tell what the third is...

1. "Ow my balls!"
2. "Hey, fuck you"
3. ?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

4. Profit.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/8664/realsuicidegirlvs5.jpg

BLASTOCYST, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

omg

s1ocki, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

bwahah

chaki, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

i lol'd

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 08:03 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't vote in this one. i didn't have the heart.

-- gff, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:21 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i don't think i voted in this one either

-- n/a, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:23 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh i voted

-- chaki, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 5:32 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

latebloomer, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

Isn't some brave soul going to defend dog fighting as a vital aspect of inner city African-American culture?

-- dally, Wednesday, December 19, 2007 12:52 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8nfZORaYIPc

chaki, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5422/screenaw9.gif

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2317/2087510370_56d5e92035_o.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2142/2118598661_0313db29de_o.jpg

chaki, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

old news, chaki!

ian, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

:(

chaki, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

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Drive Someone Insane with Postcards

Current bid: US $190.50


Description

You are bidding on a rare chance to traumatize a treasured friend or relative with baffling, mind-numbing, mystery correspondence from abroad.

Here is the arrangement:

I will be spending the Christmas holiday in Poland in a tiny village that has one church with no bell because angry Germans stole it. Aside from vodka, there is not a lot for me to do.

During the course of my holiday I will send three postcards to one person of your choosing.

These postcards will be rant-ravingly insane, yet they will be peppered with unmistakable personal details about the addressee. Details you will provide me.

The postcards will not be coherently signed, leaving your mark confused, guessing wildly, crying out in anguish.

"How do I know this person? And how does he know I had a ferret named Goliath?"

Your beloved friend or relative will try in vain to figure out who it is. Best of all, it can't possibly be you because you'll have the perfect alibi: you're not in Poland. You're home, wherever that is, doing whatever it is you do when not driving your friends loopy with international prankery.

Your target will rack their brains in the shower. At dinner. During long drives. At work. On the golf course.

"Who did I tell about the time I got fired by a note on my chair?" they'll ponder, "And where the hell is Szczeczinek?"

But wait, there's more.

To add to the sheer confusion and genuine discomfort, one missive will be on an original promotional postcard announcing the 1995 television premiere of Central Park West on CBS.

Another will be a postcard celebrating Atlanta's disastrous hosting of the 1996 summer Olympic games.

Your mark will be at a complete loss, desperate for answers, debating contacting people he or she hasn't talked to in years.

"I know this will sound weird," they'll say, "but by any chance were you in Eastern Europe ranting about cantaloupe... twelve years ago... right before some show with Mariel Hemingway debuted?"

When you decide to end the torment is completely up to you. If you can, I recommend owning up on 1 April 2008 - giving you nearly half a year of joy and a George Clooney-esque level of prankage. If you can't hold it in that long, I totally understand.

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jaxon, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

U.P.:up.

The blue-green world is drenched with horse gore, Wednesday, 19 December 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

that is the best idea ever

Rubyredd, Thursday, 20 December 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)


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