Misdirected emails

there oughta be a law

playing their new hit "Zero Dollar Combo" off the new album Juarez, welcome to the stage ALL PULLED CHICKEN

The most recent ding dong to use my email address to create a spotify account is at least subscribed to a good playlist that I am now following as well - https://play.spotify.com/user/12131875258/playlist/0ydkUdMC7YKssM1j3atOGE

Dear Year Up,

I just wanted to give you a brief summary of my ninth teen week at Year Up. I just wanted to share with my professors how awesome my week was. To start I had a great Monday pro skills class which I learned a lot of new interview tips. For example, I learned that asking questions in a interview is very important and can help you land a job opportunity. Further, in my week Thursday I turn in my project for Financial Accounting which I believe should be an A+ if you ask me. I'm looking forward to Friday for are guest speaker I want to learn more about Successful Business Men and Woman.

Best, Year Up

Year Up Student

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$0.00 Chicken Enchilada with Red Sauce
$0.00 Chicken Enchilada with Sour Cream Sauce
$0.00 Chicken Taco
$0.00 Pork Tamale with Beef Sauce
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.33 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$45.65 Total

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$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
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$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$40.62 Total

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starting to miss the Oak Room tbh

Your Flight Information
Mon 11MAY

LV 1:05pm LIBERIA
AR 7:00pm ATLANTA DELTA 356

FARE: 75.00 USD
Taxes/Carrier-imposed Fees: 45.17
Total: 120.17 USD

Now, that's the Liberia in Costa Rica, but still. That's one cheap airline fare.

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$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.04 tip
$40.66 Total

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it never ends

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$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.04 tip
$40.66 Total

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extra $0.04 in that tip subtle cry for help?

nah that's 15% of the pre-tax/delivery/discount amount. B/c I had to figure it out I guess. They probably clicked the "15%" option.

I finally bothered to look up Mobile Waiters Atlanta and at the bottom I saw "Powered by WISDOM"and http://www.datadreamers.com

man what a niche

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No rice. Sub with chips.

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.13 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$42.60 Total

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Okay I'm starting to worry about this person now.

What is just JUAREZ.

"Yes, please, I'd like a Nogales with some sour cream."

JUAREZ
Slow smoked pork ribs, with Chicken, Beef or Combination Fajitas
20.99

apparently Uncle Julio's exists in Chicagoland and I am very tempted

Ha, just saw that. And a GUADALAJARA and JALISCO too.

yeah he ordered april 30, 29, 27, 24, 23, 19, 13, 9, 8, 4

only once a week in march, and less in feb and january.

seems like it's getting out of hand.

apparently Uncle Julio's exists in Chicagoland and I am very tempted

― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, May 1, 2015 2:01 AM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jesse and I have eaten there multiple times. There's a tortilla conveyor belt oven in the middle of the restaurant and people stand there and make tortillas while you're eating.

It's also near Goose Island brew pub so a trip there would not be totally wasted...

he's going to have a heart attack

is this thread deindexed?

not being paranoid or anything, it's just that it doesn't show up in an "uncle julio's perimeter" google search, while "people that YELP are scumbags" does

They should just extend that conveyor belt out to faek caek's door.

There's a whole gang of juvenile delinquent hackers in Perimeter who order have figured out caek's e-mail and are now just screwing with him.

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$10.79 Soft Taco Plate
$1.29 Fajita Steak
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Beef
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No flour tortilla. Sub with chips.

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.09 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$42.00 Total

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$10.79 Soft Taco Plate
$1.29 Fajita Steak
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Beef
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
http://i.imgur.com/YNH1prK.jpg

$0.00 No flour tortilla. Sub with chips.
http://i.imgur.com/E1QAT1u.jpg

Subject: Nicks bday party

GUEST LIST:
Shika
Tia
Quirra
Lorenzo +1
Ricardo
Diego
Jerome
Randy?
Shawnda
Jolisha
Alisa
Joemane & Will
Nae
Jermell
Mervin
David

ALCOHOL(large bottles & cases):
Boru
Grey Goose
Hennesey!
Corona
Bud Light Platinum
Jello Shots (Mahogany)
Peach Paul Mason

FOOD & DRINKS:
Chicken wings/drumetts
Meatballs
Chips & dip
Nuts
Cheese and meat dip
Pepsi
Sprite
Dr. Pepper/Thurnder
Orange soda
Waters
Juices

Recommend catering from Uncle Julio's Perimeter.

Dr. Pepper/Thunder

Cheese and meat dip

block of velveeta + hormel beanless chili

Randy?

Hennessey!

the fuck is a "mahogany jello shot"

margarita autocorrect?

you can't imagine my excitement when i received a misdirected email titled "Fwd: Ben's 1st dj gig" with a video attachment.

the video is a sideways depiction of a man in what appears to be an under-populated school gym (no crowd visible), on the mic doing hype work over a techno track. it's only 10 seconds long but there's really an arc to it, here's a transcription:

"put your hands up in the air...now bring it down just like this...bring it down...bring it down...bring it down...bring it up!...bring it up...bring it up...now freeze!"

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No flour tortillas. Sub with corn Chips.
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.13 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$42.60 Total

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10 pm taco plate, damn.

Question: was Nick Party recipient same person as eats the Perimeters?

well i mean they were both sent to me so yes? other than that, don't know! i post the full text of the perimeter emails (no full names or addresses removed)

Dur yes I meant sender, ugh its friday and I cant brain anymore.

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$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 2 Ground Beef and 1 Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$0.00 No rice. Sub with tortilla chips.

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.04 tip
$40.66 Total

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