Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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that looks scarily like my brother

truvada mangano (clouds), Sunday, 19 April 2015 04:00 (eleven years ago)

i don't have much of an issue with most benign modern slang but chill/unchill is my official first self-acknowledged grumpy old man shakes fist at cloud computing moment

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:08 (eleven years ago)

wait - that's not a new thing. I feel like that's super old! The terms I mean.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:17 (eleven years ago)

i mean the recent interwebs resurrection of categorizing everything as chill/unchill or "so unchill" as a pseudo-doge dismissal
it's going through a moment

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (eleven years ago)

https://medium.com/matter/against-chill-930dfb60a577

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (eleven years ago)

Damn forks has no chill

, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:42 (eleven years ago)

posts that are preordained

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:52 (eleven years ago)

http://www.drugpolicy.org/realistic-marijuana-user-stock-images?keys=recreational

goole, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:14 (eleven years ago)

http://www.drugpolicy.org/photo-library/older-female-vaping-marijuana-and-knitting

goole, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:16 (eleven years ago)

http://www.drugpolicy.org/sites/default/files/images/stock_photos/group-adults-marijuana-watching-movie_7515.jpg

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:44 (eleven years ago)

xpost to people who have figured out how to live

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:45 (eleven years ago)

I guarantee some idealistic writer is going to give cancer to the man on the left.

pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:47 (eleven years ago)

meticulous couch with those snacks and that crew seems kind of impossible

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:49 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Twg1C3Bl.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:58 (eleven years ago)

"i don't know why but jenga... i mean think about that word, jenga... it's so goddamn funny, JENGA"

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:02 (eleven years ago)

http://www.drugpolicy.org/sites/default/files/images/stock_photos/group-adults-marijuana-watching-movie_7515.jpg

curtains closed - paranoid much?

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:02 (eleven years ago)

is drinking ice water out of jars a thing now

drash, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:05 (eleven years ago)

Cottonmouth buddy

, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:06 (eleven years ago)

(and i made do with lukewarm plastic bottle)

excellent idea, will adopt

drash, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:41 (eleven years ago)

Diverse group of adult women shooting heroin at a bbq

example (crüt), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:57 (eleven years ago)

The oughts end some time around mid-2012 with the eventual demise of dubstep.

― but then again, who really cares? I don’t. (dog latin)

the late great, Thursday, 23 April 2015 05:51 (eleven years ago)

man

https://twitter.com/jayxxx1

goole, Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:21 (eleven years ago)

JAY BUKARTEK @JAYXXX1 · Apr 20
HOW ABOUT JAYS IDEA 4 CHIPS IN A BOTTLE THAT U CAN EAT AND NO MORE RED ON HANDS FROM HOT CHIPS LET JAY KNOW IF U LIKE 2 INVEST IN IT

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:23 (eleven years ago)

dude has been doing this for awhile

JAY BUKARTEK @JAYXXX1 · Aug 27
Has anybody rated their grandparents from 1 to 5 what would you give them and did you learn from them

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:31 (eleven years ago)

I saw someone wearing pants like those on the street a week ago no joke they pulled it off.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 April 2015 21:02 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/gewqk/status/593788568818065408

goole, Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:51 (eleven years ago)

http://global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/tretert363636.jpg

StanM, Friday, 1 May 2015 03:19 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZPQVs-y8oQ

gr8080, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:41 (eleven years ago)

"Missing Plug-in"

markers, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:55 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/crushingbort/status/591425839344017408

markers, Sunday, 3 May 2015 23:56 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yicM-N1bvm0

del griffith, Thursday, 7 May 2015 02:03 (eleven years ago)

i'm hearing this song in my head while watching that video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 04:44 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9qnhKYt4f0

😂 (am0n), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:48 (eleven years ago)

https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nieogiWtQZ1rxm7g0.mp4

😂 (am0n), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:50 (eleven years ago)

Have watched that at least a dozen times in the last 30 seconds.

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:10 (eleven years ago)

A++ on both

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:19 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/mXJyGLZ.jpg

all my hatians if u play they make u (gr8080), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:23 (eleven years ago)

A+ collar bone rub

check out this insane slothroprhymes yall (Spottie), Thursday, 14 May 2015 16:50 (eleven years ago)

A+ eyeroll

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Thursday, 14 May 2015 18:16 (eleven years ago)

doesn't live up to the classic

http://whenfallsthecoliseum.com/wp-content/uploads/wolf-blitzer-on-jeopardy.jpg

Immediate Follower (NA), Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:21 (eleven years ago)

i'm not rly getting the lol factor on either of those, someone plz explain it to me

WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:24 (eleven years ago)

mr. wonderful! and wolf blitzer are idiots

😂 (am0n), Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:17 (eleven years ago)

mr. wonderful really is an idiot.
the guess that put him in the red for good was on a question as to which city Bruce Springsteen was singing about in his lyrics, "Oh brother are you gonna leave me wastin' away on the streets of _____"
mr. wonderful's guess was "new jersey"

“audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:22 (eleven years ago)


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