Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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sorry, meant to say: i own fourteen tvs

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)

i am actually posting from a tv right now

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)

How do you have WebTV but not know Mamba #5

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 03:01 (eleven years ago)

i haven't got around to getting napster yet

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 03:08 (eleven years ago)

I can't prove it but feel fairly certain that in 2002 a bar in Chicago played Mambo #5 repeatedly in an effort to get me and my party to leave.

joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 04:27 (eleven years ago)

did it work?

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 13 April 2015 08:45 (eleven years ago)

We eventually left but not til it had played at least five times, so kind of a stalemate.

joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 18:07 (eleven years ago)

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/04/13/the-laker-girls-did-a-lunch-date-with-fans-and-the-pictures-are/

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:48 (eleven years ago)

OMG that is a murderers row.

schwantz, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:52 (eleven years ago)

so lol much funny
http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/4108ca2aa97e021ea5490ec2f8edcde6/201809294/17.jpg

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:21 (eleven years ago)

Carl's Jr marketing is so much different from Hardee's.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:25 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:02 (eleven years ago)

omg

And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:06 (eleven years ago)

finally someone watched that through all the way! i'd been saying!

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:17 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3aOfEx0.jpg

, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:06 (eleven years ago)

*guesses*

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:55 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x4bfHllX2A

am0n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:48 (eleven years ago)

lmfao

diamonddave85​ (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:00 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/GBMwi8g.png

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:28 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/OEZ6mg32MQt

am0n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:56 (eleven years ago)

why?

Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:58 (eleven years ago)

whah

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 17 April 2015 12:47 (eleven years ago)

that looks scarily like my brother

truvada mangano (clouds), Sunday, 19 April 2015 04:00 (eleven years ago)

i don't have much of an issue with most benign modern slang but chill/unchill is my official first self-acknowledged grumpy old man shakes fist at cloud computing moment

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:08 (eleven years ago)

wait - that's not a new thing. I feel like that's super old! The terms I mean.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:17 (eleven years ago)

i mean the recent interwebs resurrection of categorizing everything as chill/unchill or "so unchill" as a pseudo-doge dismissal
it's going through a moment

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (eleven years ago)

https://medium.com/matter/against-chill-930dfb60a577

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:21 (eleven years ago)

Damn forks has no chill

, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:42 (eleven years ago)

posts that are preordained

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:52 (eleven years ago)

http://www.drugpolicy.org/realistic-marijuana-user-stock-images?keys=recreational

goole, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:14 (eleven years ago)

http://www.drugpolicy.org/photo-library/older-female-vaping-marijuana-and-knitting

goole, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:16 (eleven years ago)

http://www.drugpolicy.org/sites/default/files/images/stock_photos/group-adults-marijuana-watching-movie_7515.jpg

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:44 (eleven years ago)

xpost to people who have figured out how to live

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:45 (eleven years ago)

I guarantee some idealistic writer is going to give cancer to the man on the left.

pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:47 (eleven years ago)

meticulous couch with those snacks and that crew seems kind of impossible

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:49 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/Twg1C3Bl.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 21:58 (eleven years ago)

"i don't know why but jenga... i mean think about that word, jenga... it's so goddamn funny, JENGA"

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:02 (eleven years ago)

http://www.drugpolicy.org/sites/default/files/images/stock_photos/group-adults-marijuana-watching-movie_7515.jpg

curtains closed - paranoid much?

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:02 (eleven years ago)

is drinking ice water out of jars a thing now

drash, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:05 (eleven years ago)

Cottonmouth buddy

, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:06 (eleven years ago)

(and i made do with lukewarm plastic bottle)

excellent idea, will adopt

drash, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:41 (eleven years ago)

Diverse group of adult women shooting heroin at a bbq

example (crüt), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 22:57 (eleven years ago)

The oughts end some time around mid-2012 with the eventual demise of dubstep.

― but then again, who really cares? I don’t. (dog latin)

the late great, Thursday, 23 April 2015 05:51 (eleven years ago)

man

https://twitter.com/jayxxx1

goole, Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:21 (eleven years ago)

JAY BUKARTEK @JAYXXX1 · Apr 20
HOW ABOUT JAYS IDEA 4 CHIPS IN A BOTTLE THAT U CAN EAT AND NO MORE RED ON HANDS FROM HOT CHIPS LET JAY KNOW IF U LIKE 2 INVEST IN IT

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:23 (eleven years ago)

dude has been doing this for awhile

JAY BUKARTEK @JAYXXX1 · Aug 27
Has anybody rated their grandparents from 1 to 5 what would you give them and did you learn from them

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 23 April 2015 20:31 (eleven years ago)


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