WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED

an unseen army of internet people who know how I reacted to having a crush in 2007

i believe i was in the audience, witnessed several incarnations-- one of my favorite ilx characters.

Lol nv

you are their cargo cult god LJ, embrace it

Bannable holocaust

I was genuinely more clueless than Tanooks then; perhaps he too will grow to a semi-tolerated minor issue git

i'm still haunted by the story of ethan + crut sitting in a restaurant circa 2008 and a woman walking up and introducing herself as a longtime lurker who'd never posted

no that was me & stevie d 2011!

she recognized stevie from wdyll

that is so awesome

The best is still RJG screaming out to Tuomas "HEY ARE YOU FINNISH" somewhere in Spain.

just thinking about that makes me laugh so hard

still mad I didn't yell HEY ARE YOU S1OCKI at s1ocki this one time

lol

irl recognizing an ilxor, as a lurker, must be a trip (mixed with inadvertent crepe feeling)

HEY R U A ENGLISH SPEAKING RESIDENT OF QUEBEC

(ps thank you clouds)

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drash is a premium dn

meeting internets people is always weird; the expectations are hella confused

That's mostly true but I've met a few who were exactly like I'd thought they'd be like.

You're the only one who gave me pottery (which I still have and use to hold bracelets) though. :)

well there you go!

I have met a number who are exactly as portrayed on the internet sites

i try to live up to it but sic being late for lunch made me hungrier than my internet persona

I make sure to always be drunk when I meet ppl

I regret being so drunk the time I met Dayo because apparently he and I air guitared to a pixies song while lying on some booths in a bar and I do not remember this. :( Also I was probably annoying.

it prob was for the ppl at the booth tbf

no that was me & stevie d 2011!

― example (crüt), Friday, April 10, 2015 10:39 AM (1 hour ago)

are you sure??? i'm positive you told me the story when we met a few nights later!!

not drinking makes meeting internet people really hard

I regret being so drunk the time I met Dayo because apparently he and I air guitared to a pixies song while lying on some booths in a bar and I do not remember this. :( Also I was probably annoying.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, April 10, 2015 1:05 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

You didn't seem to be that drunk that night!

Also I stole all yr cigarettes afterwards

People who were exactly like their ILX personas: ENBB, darragh, gr80, everybody

People who are not exactly like their ILX personas: Morbs, because he's adorable irl

morbs is a total real world sweetheart

she don't break his cover!

(I have heard this before)

xx-posts and good! lol @ me - I was genuinely worried about it!

I have only met ILXors who stopped being ILXors years and years ago. Wish jaymc had said hello that time he thought he recognized me on the train.

things i have learned on ilx today: telling whether or not ppl are very drunk is not an area of proficiency for 龜

are you sure??? i'm positive you told me the story when we met a few nights later!!

― gr8080, Friday, April 10, 2015 12:09 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How would anyone recognize and what IRL? I only know what he looks like because of his Facebook page - and it took him years to get to that point.

disappointed i could not see morbs this weekend!

kinda destroyed that dayo didnt find me much nicer irl

is calstars callum?

is treeship 2 actually treeship?

ja

hmm, I may have to pass him an apology. was pretty sure it was someone else goofing

shdve called himself treeship 1 to avoid confusion

it's me, i did a bunch of bad posts to as many threads as possible and i figured everyone would get that it was a goof, but for some reason no one did

hmm you were on my second-tier list of people it could be

xp

ilx is not good at recognizing those so dont feel bad

also the ones who do just chuckle quietly and never comment so youre gucci

extremely good treeship impresh, RS, keep it going

all frequently used usernames are collectivized and distributed on a lottery system. every day when you log in you are assigned a new one and post under it, so i can be dr. morbius one day and branwell the next and then wins on another day etc. and you can be me and all of these people too. it is up to the poster whether to post according to the "persona" of their new handle or to resist it but you cannot ever reveal who you *really* are.

― Treeship, Saturday, 20 September 2014 22:07 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

possibilities are

infinite

Treeship is good ppl

Out of bad posters he's not top 5000

Out of the faux naif subset of same he's still like a drop of tuomas in an ocean