Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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oops i meant to link this one

https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby/status/577596712295882752

gr8080, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:22 (eleven years ago)

haha

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:26 (eleven years ago)

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/04/silicon-valley-dick-joke-oral-history/

schwantz, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 22:15 (eleven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=167&v=mGcHNnI2mh4

scott seward, Thursday, 9 April 2015 13:05 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eBg13nzYEvZ

, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:18 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/OFqOTEnBFAV

gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 10:54 (eleven years ago)

fuuuuuuuck

gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:24 (eleven years ago)

goddam

goole, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:52 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/Ol1T7phWF0I

, Sunday, 12 April 2015 13:57 (eleven years ago)

is it bcz yr haole

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:20 (eleven years ago)

everything I do, I do as a haole

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Sunday, 12 April 2015 17:01 (eleven years ago)

lol whoops wrong thread

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 April 2015 17:40 (eleven years ago)

thought you were talking about the pelican; wonderful thread mislocation

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:36 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/uye8V4B.jpg

, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:43 (eleven years ago)

i'm missing the lol? unless it's just the marketing and i'm too jaded to care.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:46 (eleven years ago)

http://www.metrolyrics.com/mambo-number-5-lyrics-lou-bega.html

1staethyr, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:54 (eleven years ago)

Aw you told him

I was hoping like 5 months from now forks would be in the shower or the car or something and all of a sudden be like "OHHHH THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS"

, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:55 (eleven years ago)

i um never really heard mambo #5 and it took your follow up post for me to figure out the lyrics and the pic were related

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:01 (eleven years ago)

i mean, i can recognize it when i hear it but i wasn't listening to pop radio in '99 i guess and have somehow mostly avoided it without really meaning to.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:02 (eleven years ago)

Cool dude I accept the fact that you don't own a TV and I respect you for that

, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:05 (eleven years ago)

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:28 (eleven years ago)

i own four tvs but i was completely broke and working at a salvation army in 99 so minimal media exposure at the time

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)

sorry, meant to say: i own fourteen tvs

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)

i am actually posting from a tv right now

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)

How do you have WebTV but not know Mamba #5

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 03:01 (eleven years ago)

i haven't got around to getting napster yet

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 03:08 (eleven years ago)

I can't prove it but feel fairly certain that in 2002 a bar in Chicago played Mambo #5 repeatedly in an effort to get me and my party to leave.

joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 04:27 (eleven years ago)

did it work?

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 13 April 2015 08:45 (eleven years ago)

We eventually left but not til it had played at least five times, so kind of a stalemate.

joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 18:07 (eleven years ago)

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/04/13/the-laker-girls-did-a-lunch-date-with-fans-and-the-pictures-are/

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:48 (eleven years ago)

OMG that is a murderers row.

schwantz, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:52 (eleven years ago)

so lol much funny
http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/4108ca2aa97e021ea5490ec2f8edcde6/201809294/17.jpg

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:21 (eleven years ago)

Carl's Jr marketing is so much different from Hardee's.

pplains, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:25 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 04:02 (eleven years ago)

omg

And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:06 (eleven years ago)

finally someone watched that through all the way! i'd been saying!

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:17 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/3aOfEx0.jpg

, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:06 (eleven years ago)

*guesses*

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 11:55 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x4bfHllX2A

am0n, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 14:48 (eleven years ago)

lmfao

diamonddave85​ (diamonddave85), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:00 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/GBMwi8g.png

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:28 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/OEZ6mg32MQt

am0n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:56 (eleven years ago)

why?

Keith Moom (Neil S), Thursday, 16 April 2015 18:58 (eleven years ago)

whah

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 17 April 2015 12:47 (eleven years ago)

that looks scarily like my brother

truvada mangano (clouds), Sunday, 19 April 2015 04:00 (eleven years ago)

i don't have much of an issue with most benign modern slang but chill/unchill is my official first self-acknowledged grumpy old man shakes fist at cloud computing moment

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:08 (eleven years ago)

wait - that's not a new thing. I feel like that's super old! The terms I mean.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:17 (eleven years ago)


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