Damage ContrLOLz 2: LOL Harder

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http://dangerousminds.net/comments/i_hate_lucy

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 4 April 2015 05:25 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/sexxxypeter (sfw)

pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 01:27 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF4TTPXu9r0

clouds, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 04:11 (eleven years ago)

About 1.23 is a good place to start there and then get some dramamine.

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 05:11 (eleven years ago)

i would say that was the most discouraging thing i've ever seen to prevent me from skydiving

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 05:12 (eleven years ago)

Ending was disappointing.

(I was expecting a cow.)

pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:30 (eleven years ago)

tears emoji tears emoji tears emoji

goole, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 21:27 (eleven years ago)

haahaha

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 21:46 (eleven years ago)

LOL! Srsly giggling at work.

schwantz, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:25 (eleven years ago)

aimless what is yr opinion on celebs who are "famous for being famous" i'm curious

I presume you are referring to such people as Paris the Hilton and the Kardashian Accumulation. They exist and therefore must be recognized. They help to fill the empty hours of shut-ins and assorted gapers. Beyond that, they're nothing special.

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 00:35 (eleven years ago)

http://www.playboy.com/articles/tunnels-to-celebrity-homes-playboy-mansion

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:23 (eleven years ago)

aimless fearlessly trenchant rn

adam, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 01:26 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/DpO1bjm.gif

clouds, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 04:09 (eleven years ago)

adam what is yr opinion on celebs who are "famous for being famous" i'm curious

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 16:56 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby/status/580813732055371776

gr8080, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:17 (eleven years ago)

oops i meant to link this one

https://twitter.com/thedavidcrosby/status/577596712295882752

gr8080, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:22 (eleven years ago)

haha

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:26 (eleven years ago)

http://uproxx.com/tv/2015/04/silicon-valley-dick-joke-oral-history/

schwantz, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 22:15 (eleven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=167&v=mGcHNnI2mh4

scott seward, Thursday, 9 April 2015 13:05 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/eBg13nzYEvZ

, Friday, 10 April 2015 02:18 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/OFqOTEnBFAV

gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 10:54 (eleven years ago)

fuuuuuuuck

gr8080, Friday, 10 April 2015 18:24 (eleven years ago)

goddam

goole, Friday, 10 April 2015 19:52 (eleven years ago)

https://vine.co/v/Ol1T7phWF0I

, Sunday, 12 April 2015 13:57 (eleven years ago)

is it bcz yr haole

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 April 2015 14:20 (eleven years ago)

everything I do, I do as a haole

Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Sunday, 12 April 2015 17:01 (eleven years ago)

lol whoops wrong thread

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 12 April 2015 17:40 (eleven years ago)

thought you were talking about the pelican; wonderful thread mislocation

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:36 (eleven years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/uye8V4B.jpg

, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:43 (eleven years ago)

i'm missing the lol? unless it's just the marketing and i'm too jaded to care.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 01:46 (eleven years ago)

http://www.metrolyrics.com/mambo-number-5-lyrics-lou-bega.html

1staethyr, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:54 (eleven years ago)

Aw you told him

I was hoping like 5 months from now forks would be in the shower or the car or something and all of a sudden be like "OHHHH THAT'S WHAT THAT WAS"

, Monday, 13 April 2015 01:55 (eleven years ago)

i um never really heard mambo #5 and it took your follow up post for me to figure out the lyrics and the pic were related

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:01 (eleven years ago)

i mean, i can recognize it when i hear it but i wasn't listening to pop radio in '99 i guess and have somehow mostly avoided it without really meaning to.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:02 (eleven years ago)

Cool dude I accept the fact that you don't own a TV and I respect you for that

, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:05 (eleven years ago)

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 13 April 2015 02:28 (eleven years ago)

i own four tvs but i was completely broke and working at a salvation army in 99 so minimal media exposure at the time

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)

sorry, meant to say: i own fourteen tvs

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)

i am actually posting from a tv right now

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)

How do you have WebTV but not know Mamba #5

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 03:01 (eleven years ago)

i haven't got around to getting napster yet

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 03:08 (eleven years ago)

I can't prove it but feel fairly certain that in 2002 a bar in Chicago played Mambo #5 repeatedly in an effort to get me and my party to leave.

joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 04:27 (eleven years ago)

did it work?

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 13 April 2015 08:45 (eleven years ago)

We eventually left but not til it had played at least five times, so kind of a stalemate.

joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 18:07 (eleven years ago)

http://www.mandatory.com/2015/04/13/the-laker-girls-did-a-lunch-date-with-fans-and-the-pictures-are/

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:48 (eleven years ago)

OMG that is a murderers row.

schwantz, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 23:52 (eleven years ago)

so lol much funny
http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/4108ca2aa97e021ea5490ec2f8edcde6/201809294/17.jpg

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 00:21 (eleven years ago)


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