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I got a nasty-ass blistering grease burn on my thumb. i could not allow some hot girls wearing just thongs and no tops to be exposed to that kind of danger because I. am. that. kind. of. gentleman.

i will allow some hot girls wearing just thongs and no tops to expose themselves to me

wearing just thongs = ample exposure. i'd rather have the five courses.

Tombot, please elaborate on your posts in the o_O regarding Marcello vs Blount. Thanks.

It's not any of your business, sorry.

^ this :D ?

what? no i haven't bothered to copyright or patent that yet, run with it.

?_?

ned raggett, "englande (tombot rmx)"

who is that person? ^

what is this remix?

I have no fucking idea who that is!!! hawtf

that was me & ned's collabo for the ILX Compilation. I'm still working on a whole EP of Ned reading T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ posts over my beats but I've been slacking horribly

tom, i need a recent photo of you

for non creepy purposes

I have no recent photos but I can go take on of myself in a minute and send it to flickr. are you going to use my likeness for commercial purposes?

o_O

xxpost - oh, i wrote him. he's andrew m. had a track on that comp too.

I forgot to download the comp. Ed was supposed to bring me a hard copy but he never actually came to DC.

how much would you have to be paid to sit through this?

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/untraceable/

$54.47 an hour

+ 6% for my 401K

i couldn't even make it through the trailer

how bad is this book? http://www.amazon.com/War-Nerd-Gary-Brecher/dp/0979663687

Crude, scatological, un-P.C., yet deeply informed

drudge siren

, part angry humorist àla Bill Hicks, Brecher inveighs against pieties of all stripes

dear God that looks horrid.

To date all evidence for or against Brecher's existence as a real person remains circumstantial and unverifiable. The only non-eXile source of these details is an email interview with Brecher conducted by Steve Sailer and published by United Press International.[1] The image at the top of each War Nerd column supposedly representing Brecher is actually that of Roger Edvardsen of the Norwegian rhythm & blues band Ehem.[1]

how much would you have to be paid to sit through this?

I actually PAID for this. *sadface*

Does this front page image from the UK's most read newspaper change your perception of Britishes?

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/images/homepage/2303_jewel_header.jpg

who the fuck is that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Jewell

Sports, Quitney.

have you shagged ariane yet?

how bad is this book?

no idea, presumably very

Does this front page image from the UK's most read newspaper change your perception of Britishes?

can't say it does guv

who the fuck is that?

The fat one what sends roddy down the john in Flushed Away innit

have you shagged ariane yet?

BAN

http://x.myspacecdn.com/modules/common/static/img/richtexteditor/images/crying.gif

tombot, where should i do my banking when i move to the US?

A Thread on American Banking Options That Don't Suck a Caribou's Ass

thanks tombot, i shall read

hey there fuckin' tombot-

whats your take on gentlemen's clubs?

Not my thing. I've not been inside one for almost a decade. Bleccch.

You rang?

Who?

Oh I get it

TOMBOT,

What do you have against some simple, honest trolling fun?

Curt1s

TOMBOT,

Never mind!

Curt1s

DAEREST TOMBOTOTRON,

You seem to have many important bits of wisdom to put forth in re: career options. These I respect, as you are the sort or experientially-informed late-20's sumbitch I've come to revere.

However, what of us who have no universally marketable technical skills, and have spent the past four years learning how to explain why Ridley Scott can't possibly compare to the likes of Buster Keaton? How shall we make our fortunes?

Plz. cite yr references.

Yours in Christ,

Some guy on the internet.

Nick,

You're drunk. Ask me again tomorrow.

hey what's dress code like where you work?

gr80 that is an excellent question!

YEAH!

LOL @ tom in a suit

untucked polo, chinos, doc martens, jeans on friday or sometimes just jeans whenever. my project manager who is a big black frat boy has been known to show up on fridays all clubbed up with the oversize rugby shirt and fashion jeans and matching shoes for the shirt and all that stuff.

several coworkers do stick to shirts and ties most of the time but that's because they have to interact on a regular basis with other poor schlubs who consistently dress for church at work.

also the jean jacket and fingerless gloves are pretty much permanent accessories because the HVAC in the room where I work is FREEZING. Other colleagues use fleece pullovers and a couple of the women use shawls but yeah that part kind of sucks

hey tom, the chiefs trading allen: smart or boneheaded?

the chiefs are rebuilding and the vikes want to be in the playoffs yesterday, so it makes sense for everyone involved. however I fully expect the chiefs to never actually get a whole lot better and the vikings to fall flat on their face because 1. herm lol 2. the nfc never makes any sense.

i think the vikings could be dangerous with a quarterback.

and a scheme

nah, playing in the nfc central ought to be enough.

also the jean jacket and fingerless gold lame gloves are pretty much permanent accessories because the HVAC in the room where I work is FREEZING hell yeah i'm the shit