posts very much in character

god i loved sassy and I totally remember dirt too

shit I still hate read xojane

xojane, what a crock

still read it tho

totally know rox was a savvy and sassy adolescent

Have any of you read this?

http://www.girlofacertainage.com/

It's by Kim France.

sorry/not sorry to take over the thread with Sassy nostalgia

i think its p normal to read teen mags at that age!

xpost - omg I could hate on p much every single xojane writer for . . . a long time. What's wrong with them? Why are they so incompetent at life? Why do I know that one of them freebleeds onto her couch during her period? Why do I subject myself to them? WHY? WHY? WHY?

I remember reading 17 at 12 and my dad being all confused.

i distinctly remember overhearing my mom talking about me reading 17 on the phone to her best friend and being like "idk. so many articles about sex. i hope she just looks at the clothes and stuff"

i was in 8th grade i think

TR - I forgot all about that. Will check it out. I fucking love the A-line denim skirt on that first page. It's $460. Kill me.

lol that's awesome

I made the mistake of leaving a copy of Bust lying around years ago and my dad found it and was like, What kind of magazine are you reading!? The ads are all for sex toys and there's porn in it?

I remember reading 17 at 12 and my dad being all confused.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, March 25, 2015 3:47 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

the typical Sassy readers i knew were gay men in their 20s

SASSIEST YOUNG THING ON ILX

my sister got sassy so i read it too

I just watched the first 3 episodes of the first season.

meh.

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius)

from "Mad Men" thread

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn),

Alfred, you may be stunned to learn that John (RIP) Leonard and Tom Shales panned Mad Men's first season. I know you pop critics are accustomed to unanimity.

in reference to the talmud:

secular people learn life from life, mistakes etc. not an advice book on how and when to do things. sorry.
― Arctic Noon Auk, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 1:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

he has clearly not learned from his, given the specific circumstances that earned him 50+ FPs in under an hour

dude is on fire right now

I would argue this as a clearly disingenous point as it's already been stated that millions of people are still following the words of the torah, as Mordy has already mentioned. So let's talk about it.
― Arctic Noon Auk, Wednesday, April 1, 2015

we will compile the posts leading to his first 5 FP bannings into 5 books, the Pentanuk

Omg rofl Pentanuk

Have you been to a xtian wedding recently? Most xtian women still consider themselves property of the husband, if you push them on it. And the vows and attitudes reflect that. How many female rabbis are in Israel?
― Arctic Noon Auk, Wednesday, April 1, 2015

I'll stop now, these are just pretty impressive

A+

game recognize game

lol Sufjan

We're not allowed to critisize a racist, sexist, homophobic, genocidal book on morally sensitve ILX? Interesting.

It's customary to stop at midday fyi

well we're just used to YOU being the author of the racist, sexist, homophobic, and genocidal content, so it's just confusing is all....

we will compile the posts leading to his first 5 FP bannings into 5 books, the Pentanuk

A+

wow

this is hugely welcome

Make thee an auk of raccoon wood, posts shalt thou flag from the sock

Almost wish I was in on this but Tbh he's just calum redux and barely worth the notice

I mean that just underlines my point
― da croupier, Saturday, April 4, 2015

mad men is a garbage show for idiots

(1000 xps)

1000 fps

If whiskey (of any sort) is a solvent to extract hardwood phenols, why haven't any enterprising producers used sawdust and milling waste for faster aging. Granted, it sounds cheap, but surely we can do better in the 21st century. We have the technology.

― Oreskes Klein Watts (Sanpaku), Sunday, April 5, 2015 2:30 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

2 weeks pass...

The new album is very good. That may sound obvious or pat, but really, nobody else can be them, and they just have it down still. Couple of real standouts on this one.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 5 April 2015 17:37 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my sister got sassy so i read it too

hahahaha God I love this post out of context

ahma read u sis

i just burned hot cross buns

actually think my tastebuds think burnt toast is just how it tastes at this point, can't recall the last time i made toast that wasn't either charcoal or just hot bread

― lex pretend, Wednesday, April 8, 2015 1:09 PM

lol

oh lexpaws

still got a tiny black mole on my heart for the ilxor bluds.
--$90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT)

I think he drinkin again

There's a tiny black mole on his heart today.

i saw the mole today, oh boy

all this shit looks like it was taken from The Parallax View

― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Monday, April 13, 2015 4:36 PM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink