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meta-zingin'

sleep, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:05 (seventeen years ago)

it's all love, morbs

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

is this the autogoon thread or the autogeek board game thread. come on. this is not what i want from you lot!

― lex pretend, Thursday, April 2, 2009 4:39 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why don't you autolick my american autoballs?

― splattergories (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 2, 2009 4:43 PM Bookmark

sugjust blaze (The Reverend), Friday, 3 April 2009 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

biting a classic shipley zing iirc but lol nonetheless

lol .xlsior (k3vin k.), Friday, 3 April 2009 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

shouldnt say biting...reminiscent of

lol .xlsior (k3vin k.), Friday, 3 April 2009 02:06 (seventeen years ago)

why don't you autolick my american autoballs?

― splattergories (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 2, 2009 4:43 PM Bookmark

― sugjust blaze (The Reverend), Thursday, April 2, 2009 8:46 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is like a ludacris line or something

strøm thurmond (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 April 2009 02:42 (seventeen years ago)

nah he'd make it a automobeels/automoballs rhyme i feel

just DO THE STANKY HOOS plain and steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 3 April 2009 02:51 (seventeen years ago)

why don't you autolick my american autoballs
i oughta stick your american chick on the autobahn

strøm thurmond (J0rdan S.), Friday, 3 April 2009 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

we get it, you liked that asher debut

lol .xlsior (k3vin k.), Friday, 3 April 2009 03:36 (seventeen years ago)

I've never been to any FG that had non-meat burgers, though they do have a "grilled cheese", which is just the burger minus the meat. :( I'm not holding my breath on them adding non-meat burgers; their menu is pretty simple and hasn't changed since I first starting going there.

― Vinnie, Tuesday, April 7, 2009 9:40 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they have veggie burgers, dont listen to that fucken cumlord

― through hellfire and aspergers (cankles), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 10:44 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:22 (seventeen years ago)

haha i have no idea what supposed classic zing of mine is being bitten there

Shawty Lo Collier (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:41 (seventeen years ago)

"flavor of my balls", but it wasnt really that similar once i thought about it

prostitutes all over the place (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

"i've forgotten more about zings than you'll ever know"

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

that was ethan btw

the rickey henderson of sbs (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:43 (seventeen years ago)

i think flavor of my balls was whiney too, or at least it wasn't me. i leave the ball-oriented zings to the firm of harvell, padgett & weingarten.

xpost

Shawty Lo Collier (some dude), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:45 (seventeen years ago)

ha yeah i just realized

prostitutes all over the place (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

flavour was def ethan. i just picked up the balls and ran with it

"Hey, We're Posting!" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

pause

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

for the bawls

i'm warning you with peace and love but i have too much to do (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

ludacris? more like el-p

365 horses, no horseshit
with nothing but a learner's permit
delinquents on the autobahn poppin' our airbags off the worthless
autolick my american autoballs
autobot on the fringe of liquid addiction standing six tall

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 21:21 (seventeen years ago)

yessss

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

w/ echo effects on the "autoballs line"

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

that's a cool site, but i was disappointed that i couldn't add my own to it. need somewhere to post my feelings right now.

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:29 (22 hours ago) Permalink

try here Lonely guy just thinking baout things

― jesus is the man (jabba hands), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:31 (22 hours ago)

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

not trying to zing - trying to help

jesus is the man (jabba hands), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 10:02 (seventeen years ago)

a chance to zing is a chance to cure

s1ocki, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 13:58 (seventeen years ago)

an ounce of zing is worth a pound of cure

The-Reverend (rev), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

Zing me once, shame on you; zing me twice, SB.

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

as a fully grown man with a wife, don't you have better things to do than to shit on a story about someone's roommate who made a big bong, related on the fucking internet? every time you post it's like here comes a whiff of internet b.o. sorry, but it had to be said.

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, April 13, 2009 4:43 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mmmm space tang (stevie), Monday, 13 April 2009 13:40 (seventeen years ago)

damn who was that directed at? where?

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 13 April 2009 14:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=71577#unread

caek, Monday, 13 April 2009 14:28 (seventeen years ago)

Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble. Sorry, but it had to be said.

Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, 13 April 2009 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

but he was right about you

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

on Monday, April 13, 2009 4:43 AM

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

stevie is british

taddletail (country matters), Monday, 13 April 2009 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

as a fully grown man with a wife, don't you have better things to do than to shit on a story about someone's roommate who made a big bong, related on the fucking internet? every time you post it's like here comes a whiff of internet b.o. sorry, but it had to be said.

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Pacific time here, FYI.)

the bible sure is weird (libcrypt), Monday, 13 April 2009 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

i don't think it matters

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 15:55 (seventeen years ago)

thank god i quit drinking...

― Matt P, Wednesday, March 18, 2009 1:37 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

fwiw i'm 3 months sober

xpost LOL!!

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

So yr follow-libcrypt-around-to-bitch-about-him work is strictly for charity, eh?

libcrypt, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

yes

I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

liberatin' dat crypt

Dr. Phil, Monday, 13 April 2009 16:45 (seventeen years ago)

vendetta

maybe u should tell that to your laughing vagina (HI DERE), Monday, 13 April 2009 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

matt p, libcrypt, and jaymc all v much in character

The-Reverend (rev), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble.

― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Monday, April 13, 2009 9:34 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark

not possible

i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Monday, 13 April 2009 18:55 (seventeen years ago)

lol "matt p drinks a lot" doesnt make that post any less zingworth, buttcrypt

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Monday, 13 April 2009 19:05 (seventeen years ago)

he's like a politician trying to deflect a zing with a smear campaign

cutty, Monday, 13 April 2009 19:14 (seventeen years ago)

itt add butt to people's names

If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

buttofu

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:00 (seventeen years ago)

do you one better:

buttoutofu (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2009 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

forkslovebutt

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 13 April 2009 21:14 (seventeen years ago)


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