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― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 February 2015 16:11 (eleven years ago)
cosine
― chaki wite (sanskrit), Friday, 27 February 2015 03:16 (eleven years ago)
lorentzian
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 27 February 2015 06:07 (eleven years ago)
http://sairobee.tumblr.com/post/113119692505/vastderp-lalaland1212-theatre-whovian
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 02:24 (eleven years ago)
Walk The Moon are such a fascinatingly appalling 1975 rip-off band I can't deal.
― Tim F, Friday, March 13, 2015 11:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Appalling band rips off appalling band.
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Friday, March 13, 2015 11:14 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
still not as bad as ripping off alex in nyc though
― Tim F, Friday, March 13, 2015 11:21 AM Bookmark
― raih dednelb (The Reverend), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 08:24 (eleven years ago)
XD
― 龜, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 12:01 (eleven years ago)
✓
― pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:41 (eleven years ago)
two birds, one stone
― chaki wite (sanskrit), Saturday, 21 March 2015 03:11 (eleven years ago)
the mrald isle
― max, Thursday, February 26, 2015 2:35 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
estelar zing
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 21 March 2015 03:19 (eleven years ago)
had an 'ugh this guy again' feeling when i checked out the new Late Late Show and saw that he's the house bandleader.
― some dude, Wednesday, March 25, 2015 12:51 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Same here when i saw you update this thread
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, March 25, 2015 1:06 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― how's life, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 09:45 (eleven years ago)
fucksake, lock thread
― u have wiked together fiords (imago), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 09:58 (eleven years ago)
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/mar/25/one-direction-confirm-zayn-malik-has-left-the-group
First Jeremy Clarkson gets fired and now this! #bestdayever
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:20 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's always a good idea to italicise useless Guardian comment box posts otherwise people might think it was you that wrote that
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:24 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:26 (eleven years ago)
*nods approvingly*
― 龜, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:30 (eleven years ago)
lol
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:31 (eleven years ago)
Man, she should turn her scope on Hollywood.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, March 30, 2015 5:29 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah or nazi germany!
― deej loaf (D-40), Monday, March 30, 2015 11:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 05:04 (eleven years ago)
Good thing there is an online forum where we can post freely about such things as Music and Everything.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, March 30, 2015 4:41 PM (5 hours ago)
ok but
what if instead
you just didn't?
― J0rdan S., Monday, March 30, 2015 4:57 PM (5 hours ago)
― the late great, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 05:07 (eleven years ago)
ha
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 06:49 (eleven years ago)
classic
― flopson, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:07 (eleven years ago)
wow these are terrible zings
― Mordy, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:09 (eleven years ago)
no, you're a terrible person
― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 14:14 (eleven years ago)
attempted zinging in the zing thread needs to be top drawer. otherwise that zing's on the lazy susan, and it's coming back around.
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 16:07 (eleven years ago)
i only wanted high fives from the goon crew tbh
― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:52 (eleven years ago)
the yam is the power that beyou can smell it when im walking down the street --Arctic Noon Auk
maybe eat less starchy food? --Hammer Smashed Bagels
― pimento is a cheese, some call it the caviar of the south (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:25 (eleven years ago)
No
― 龜, Thursday, 2 April 2015 23:47 (eleven years ago)
standards, people, have some standards
― brimstead, Friday, 3 April 2015 01:23 (eleven years ago)
this thread is its own zing at present
― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Friday, 3 April 2015 01:25 (eleven years ago)
smdh
― mh, Friday, 3 April 2015 01:33 (eleven years ago)
best post/user interface in a while
― rock (Jack White, Coldplay) (imago), Friday, 3 April 2015 01:39 (eleven years ago)
too bad your display name sucks
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Friday, 3 April 2015 18:11 (eleven years ago)
now we're zingin'...
― scott seward, Friday, 3 April 2015 18:23 (eleven years ago)
i feel if one wishes to complain that the zing thread is not up to your high personal standards you should express that dissatisfaction through the medium of a wizard zing at the thread or sharer's expense, and if you are not up to producing such a zing then perhaps you should shut the fuck up?
― IHeartMedia, the giant broadcaster formerly known as Clear Channel, (stevie), Friday, 3 April 2015 18:48 (eleven years ago)
(i personally have only ever zinged myself, and unintentionally, so i'm keeping schtumm)
― IHeartMedia, the giant broadcaster formerly known as Clear Channel, (stevie), Friday, 3 April 2015 18:50 (eleven years ago)
but tbf if a bad zing is posted, or a ztring of them, it needs callin
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2015 18:54 (eleven years ago)
Shutting up is never the answer
― Treeship, Friday, 3 April 2015 18:56 (eleven years ago)
(listens to the silence)
― Giant Purple Wakerobin (Aimless), Friday, 3 April 2015 19:24 (eleven years ago)
but make it zing, tho, dmac, make it ZIIIING
― IHeartMedia, the giant broadcaster formerly known as Clear Channel, (stevie), Friday, 3 April 2015 19:27 (eleven years ago)
I'm for it, I'm strongly for it, certainly
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2015 22:13 (eleven years ago)
just putting this here for future referencehttp://33.media.tumblr.com/6771dc4ee82fdb675f59cfc56ee55932/tumblr_nm103klgq81u8qr43o1_500.gif
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 April 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)
he just seems like a self-serious dbag
― call all destroyer, Thursday, April 9, 2015 8:42 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
is being mad at the guy as a guy part of the social justice analyst package or can u get it a la carte
― lag∞n, Thursday, April 9, 2015 8:44 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Friday, 10 April 2015 01:45 (eleven years ago)
that's a zing?
― jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Friday, 10 April 2015 16:27 (eleven years ago)
*checks board* ya
― post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 10 April 2015 17:05 (eleven years ago)
its like one of the top zings of all time
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:20 (eleven years ago)
once it takes more than 30 seconds to parse your sentence it is no longer a zing
― een, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:21 (eleven years ago)
let's put the ~zing~ back in zing
― een, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:22 (eleven years ago)
maybe u just need to parse harder idk
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:23 (eleven years ago)
^another excellent zing from the champ!
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:24 (eleven years ago)
― een, Friday, April 10, 2015 1:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Friday, April 10, 2015 1:23 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lag∞n, Friday, 10 April 2015 17:25 (eleven years ago)
Including the O'Reillys the Lenos and the GWB's (I think) in the final montage was all in service, successfully so, of casting Letterman as the center of the universe for the last 33 years.
― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, May 21, 2015 7:04 AM
wait are you sure it wasn't treeship? the center of the universe? that guy, treeship? i think that's who it was
― j., Thursday, May 21, 2015 7:10 AM
― sleeve, Thursday, 21 May 2015 16:58 (eleven years ago)
:D
― ultimate american sock (mh), Thursday, 21 May 2015 17:14 (eleven years ago)
suck burn
― i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Thursday, 21 May 2015 18:06 (eleven years ago)