Misdirected emails

The Well Mannered Dog <✧✧✧@thewell-mannered✧✧✧.c✧✧>
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Hi Trayce

I have attached the lesson notes and relaxation protocol.

The protocol is rather long with lots of explanation in the beginning. Some of it does not pertain to you (i.e., we aren't using a head collar). You may want to skip to the daily tasks.

Be sure to call/email if you have questions.

Take care

Kim

(this one to give this lady credit, she's just now replied 5 mins later with "omg my apologies for having the wrong address!!" so thats cool)

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Hi johnny crunch,

Please find the lighting quote attached as per our meeting at the store. Stock is limited.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Regards
Brenton

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$10.59 Two
$5.76 Crispy Chicken Tenders (kids)
$0.00 Ketchup
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 1
$18.49 Chicken & Beef

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.09 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.23 tip
$42.15 Total

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how does he get $5 off every order, it's really a mystery

why do you think he orders so often, fairly common reward scheme

$10.59 Two

One is $8.34 so you'd really have to be crazy NOT to get Two

So I get this one, complete with an invoice attached for about $12K worth of medical computer software, and I say wtf?

Hello Dr. Ernst,

Thank you for taking the time to meet with me today, it was a pleasure speaking with you.

I've attached a PDF of your sales agreement. Please review the document, sign, and fax (or email) it to our sales department: (408) •••-••••.

Feel free to contact me if you have any questions:

But then I find

http://i.imgur.com/lxgvOvB.jpg

haaaaaa

took me a minute but quality lolz

awesome

Hahahah thats awesome.

Subject: moms cake
I just ordered the cake for mom it’s a white cake with an irish crème filling

http://i.imgur.com/JptYLgp.jpg

What I was imagining based on the text before the img loaded <<< the reality

baked y'all a caek

the moistness

http://www2b.abc.net.au/tmb/BoardFiles/164/Emoticons/sunglasses.gif

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You have scheduled your delivery for 02/14/2015 06:30 PM

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 2
$32.99 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$9.99 Cowboy Queso

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.79 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.07 tip
$55.68 Total

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Mobile Waiters

lol at dr ernst and that cake

V-Day Cowboy Queso

finding my way around uncle julio's perimeter

To all my Raindrop sisters:

Just a quick reminder that our fun filled Retreat weekend is coming up fast, March 27th-29th. You have less than a week and a half to register for all the fun we have planned. Please don't forget to let me know if you will be needing the wood $13.50, screen $7.50 and first scarf is free, you just have to bring 4 or 5 of your favorite color Sharpie markers or you can purchase them for $5.00.
Forms for Retreat are on our website but please call Debbie Gill at 555 555 5555 and let her know you will be attending.
See you all soon

Debbie Gill, Diane Lien and Judy Meirow
Raindrop Retreat Chairs

Somebody who shares my first and last name and lives in Palo Alto is apparently very eager to play golf because I've now gotten three certificates of medical clearance (in French!) saying that she is cleared to do so. Maybe it's because we have the same name and are roughly the same age so I felt some kinship, or just because I'm a lawyer and omg HIPAA, but I actually called the clinic to let them know.

I have received several queries about the condition of a golf course for an event. Must be the time of the year where we get ready for golf.

Please don't forget to let me know if you will be needing the wood $13.50, screen $7.50 and first scarf is free, you just have to bring 4 or 5 of your favorite color Sharpie markers or you can purchase them for $5.00.

This sounds like such a baffling combo of items. Are they making scarves by drawing on them with Sharpies!?

someone's been signing up to various equestrian sites and fodder suppliers in my name.

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Chicken
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.84 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.70 tip
$37.88 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:56 PM

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$3.00 Twelve fifty-nine

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$0.00 Guacamole
$5.79 Small
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$10.59 Two

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.68 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.35 tip
$34.99 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:10 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

holy trinity of mexican cuisine

"Uncle Julio's Perimeter" is the strangest name for a restaurant ever btw. Why not just call it Grampa Joe's Area.

"does this look infected to you?"

The restaurant chain is called Uncle Julio's and Perimeter is the location in Atlanta.

There's an Uncle Julio's in Chicago. I've eaten there a couple of times and it is okay.

...the plot thickens...

like a spicy molé!

Well that makes more sense! ... I guess.

I used to live in Atlanta and am familiar with Uncle Julio's so I knew what the score was from the beginning and I'm quite sad that I didn't get to experience a world where I believed there was a restaurant called Uncle Julio's Perimeter. Because that's fucking hilarious.

According to the website there is also an Uncle Julio's Plymouth Meeting, and Uncle Julio's Grapevine, and an Uncle Julio's Woodbridge. Perimeter is definitely the best, though.

No complications. No hassle. Just a meeting between some pilgrims and native Americans mediated by my uncle Julio.

Me and Julio down by the Perimeter.

like a spicy molé!

― hammer smashed nagls (mattresslessness), Sunday, March 1, 2015 9:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i honestly considered writing these exact words tbh

group mind

Texan Word-Username has now begun to cc: me, on everything. His actual gmail username is twordusername69. That is not the year of his birth.

a few weeks back I got a misdirected email about buying a flat in barcelona.
today, i just received a misdirected email about buying a house in montreal.
i dunno if it's the same guy, but my similarly named peeps sure seem to be doing better than i am (though not at giving out their email)

For a few months last year I kept getting emails from a woman called Freya - I couldn't tell if they were to her son or an ex-lover. They were always like "Wonderful to see you again and you are looking well. Fran is not well but you know how he is. We will be looking forward to Christmas of course."

I felt bad that these sentiments weren't arriving so I told her she had the wrong man, and she apologised. But the emails kept arriving anyway. At Christmas she sent a Christmas greeting that was longer and more heartfelt. I replied as I once again felt bad that it didn't go to the right person, but I couldn't resist adding in "I hope that you and yours have a wonderful festive season."

She sent a nice reply. Not heard from her since then. RIP.

It just goes to show that sometimes love can walk into your life when you least expect it.

xxp i'm also sure the dude in canada used my email to create a dropbox account. when i went there to create an account using my email it told me i already had an account, so i thought that maybe i'd just forgotten about creating it, requested a new password, went in the account and happened upon four or five pics of landscapes, then realised the name shown wasn't mine. last activity on there was from a few years back so i kept the dropbox account and sorry for his 4-5 pics.

one of my namesakes is a real estate agent in la somewhere so I keep getting sent ask these contracts for buying houses.