Misdirected emails

and here I sometimes struggle to come up with good account names for websites, hornyfucker has this on lock

Well, him and 6,366 others.

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Chicken
$0.00 Would like to order extra chips and salsa but I could not find the order in the menu. Could we add that to the order please.
$5.45 Nino Nachos (kids)
$0.00 Cheese & Beans
$1.15 Fajta Chicken
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 2
$32.99 Chicken

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.85 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.24 tip
$56.84 Total

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"Uncle Julio's Perimeter"?

is that the legal distance Uncle Julio can venture toward a kid's meal?

32.99 chicken??

Aw it's the kids' weekend.

What's up with $32.99 chicken though.

Ah grilled chicken fajitas for two.

Very kind request for extra chips and salsa

http://i.imgur.com/LklKY2o.png

this guy's got the mad coupon hookups, 5 dollars every time without fail

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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 BBQ sauce on the side
$14.95 Marinated Chicken
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette
$0.00 BBQ sauce on the side
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Cole Slaw

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.09 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.23 tip
$42.16 Total

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To all my Raindrop sisters:
>
> Just a quick reminder that our fun filled Retreat weekend is coming up fast, March 27th-29th. You have less than a month to register for all the fun we have planned. We will be at the February meeting to take your sign ups and please don't forget to let me know if you will be needing the wood, screen and scarf. The first scarf is free, you just have to bring 4 or 5 of your favorite color Sharpie markers.
> Forms for Retreat are on our website.
> See you all soon
> Debbie Gill, Diane Lien and Judy Meir0w

Also, please do not forget to bring your painted memory boxes to Saturdays meeting. She who brings the most boxes wins a gift.
And last but not least remember the Women's Shelter items needed They are asking for size 3 and 4 diapers for the toddlers they have there. Any and all items you have will be gladly accepted.
Now remember to come and have fun painted with J3anine Maurer!!!!! See you there.

re: Tim's Bachelor Party

Damn... gonna have to miss this. It's my birthday on the 19th and I've already made plans. Sorry gentlemen! I'm sure it will be epic, but I'll be ready to drink y'all under the table at the wedding! Unless it's a dry wedding... yeah fucking right!

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Jacob,

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Tammy,

It was great seeing you at your last appointment. Your feedback is very important to us and we appreciate you taking a moment to help us enhance our service by filling out our short survey.

Click here to take the survey.

Sincerely,

Eyecare Plus

Eyecare Plus 301 Petrol Pt Peachtree City, Georgia 30269 Phone: 770-487-2020 Fax: 770-487-2720

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Tammy Word-Username from Georgia hasn't handed out my e-mail address for a couple years, since she had the Peachtree Medical Center send me Jacob's ENTIRE medical history (he is not a well man). I guess the angry phone call from the very nice medical records professional I wrote to has since worn off.

How much of it did you read

Not much. Type 2 Diabetes is depressing, also my conscience kicked in at some point.

Yeah when it gets personal - financials, job apps, etc - I immediately email the sender and say "look, if you have a phone number or something for this person please contact them and tell them this is NOT their email address". I get thanks, I hear no more... then it starts up again. How can anyone be that dense? I gaveup and I spambin them now.

I kept getting e-birthday cards for myname @hotmail.com . I emailed the people who sent it and let them know. The next day there was the same e-card in myname @gmail.com.

lol oh man

The Well Mannered Dog <✧✧✧@thewell-mannered✧✧✧.c✧✧>
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Hi Trayce

I have attached the lesson notes and relaxation protocol.

The protocol is rather long with lots of explanation in the beginning. Some of it does not pertain to you (i.e., we aren't using a head collar). You may want to skip to the daily tasks.

Be sure to call/email if you have questions.

Take care

Kim

(this one to give this lady credit, she's just now replied 5 mins later with "omg my apologies for having the wrong address!!" so thats cool)

Zebbies: Cape <c✧✧✧@zebb✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Attachments9:29 AM (12 hours ago)

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Hi johnny crunch,

Please find the lighting quote attached as per our meeting at the store. Stock is limited.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Regards
Brenton

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$10.59 Two
$5.76 Crispy Chicken Tenders (kids)
$0.00 Ketchup
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 1
$18.49 Chicken & Beef

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.09 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.23 tip
$42.15 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 5:37 PM

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how does he get $5 off every order, it's really a mystery

why do you think he orders so often, fairly common reward scheme

$10.59 Two

One is $8.34 so you'd really have to be crazy NOT to get Two

So I get this one, complete with an invoice attached for about $12K worth of medical computer software, and I say wtf?

Hello Dr. Ernst,

Thank you for taking the time to meet with me today, it was a pleasure speaking with you.

I've attached a PDF of your sales agreement. Please review the document, sign, and fax (or email) it to our sales department: (408) •••-••••.

Feel free to contact me if you have any questions:

But then I find

http://i.imgur.com/lxgvOvB.jpg

haaaaaa

took me a minute but quality lolz

awesome

Hahahah thats awesome.

Subject: moms cake
I just ordered the cake for mom it’s a white cake with an irish crème filling

http://i.imgur.com/JptYLgp.jpg

What I was imagining based on the text before the img loaded <<< the reality

baked y'all a caek

the moistness

http://www2b.abc.net.au/tmb/BoardFiles/164/Emoticons/sunglasses.gif

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 2
$32.99 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$9.99 Cowboy Queso

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.79 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.07 tip
$55.68 Total

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lol at dr ernst and that cake

V-Day Cowboy Queso

finding my way around uncle julio's perimeter

To all my Raindrop sisters:

Just a quick reminder that our fun filled Retreat weekend is coming up fast, March 27th-29th. You have less than a week and a half to register for all the fun we have planned. Please don't forget to let me know if you will be needing the wood $13.50, screen $7.50 and first scarf is free, you just have to bring 4 or 5 of your favorite color Sharpie markers or you can purchase them for $5.00.
Forms for Retreat are on our website but please call Debbie Gill at 555 555 5555 and let her know you will be attending.
See you all soon

Debbie Gill, Diane Lien and Judy Meirow
Raindrop Retreat Chairs

Somebody who shares my first and last name and lives in Palo Alto is apparently very eager to play golf because I've now gotten three certificates of medical clearance (in French!) saying that she is cleared to do so. Maybe it's because we have the same name and are roughly the same age so I felt some kinship, or just because I'm a lawyer and omg HIPAA, but I actually called the clinic to let them know.

I have received several queries about the condition of a golf course for an event. Must be the time of the year where we get ready for golf.

Please don't forget to let me know if you will be needing the wood $13.50, screen $7.50 and first scarf is free, you just have to bring 4 or 5 of your favorite color Sharpie markers or you can purchase them for $5.00.

This sounds like such a baffling combo of items. Are they making scarves by drawing on them with Sharpies!?

someone's been signing up to various equestrian sites and fodder suppliers in my name.

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Chicken
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.84 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.70 tip
$37.88 Total

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