This year's Christmas card for 6ary 6rubbs asked, "When are you going to come up? We haven't heard from you in so long!"
Gary rented a room in our house for about six months, eight years ago.
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:26 (nine years ago) link
its time
― lagβn, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link
just today i've gotten a picture of someone's Cote d'Ivoire passport, a picture of a young couple in quirky vintage '50s dress, and a loan agreement for a farm:
βI need a little information from you to complete the farm summary.
1. I need your gross milk income $ _______________________
I have your pounds as 120,000 lbsI need your total withholds:Hauling $__________________CWT _____________________Advertising_________________Dues______________________Fuel Surcharge_______________
Anything else?
― virtuoso thigh slapper (Jordan), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link
btw the occupation on the passport is 'footballeur'.
― virtuoso thigh slapper (Jordan), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link
Gross milk
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link
Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!
From Joey D's Oak Room:$17.95 Homestyle Chopped Beef Steak$0.00 Vegetable$0.00 Med$0.00 house salad$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette$29.95 Filet Mignon$0.00 Med$0.00 Vegetable$0.00 house salad$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$3.00 Tax$4.99 Delivery$8.62 tip$59.51 Total
Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:07 PM
Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.
Thanks,Mobile Waiters
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link
paleo new year's resolution
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:16 (nine years ago) link
ha tru
― lagβn, Thursday, 22 January 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link
http://corinawrites.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/dazed_livin_black_shirt.jpg
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 22 January 2015 06:10 (nine years ago) link
what
http://i.imgur.com/oU8xaHU.gif
― pplains, Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:31 (nine years ago) link
hahahahahah
― gr8080, Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:37 (nine years ago) link
its beautiful great work
― lagβn, Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link
due to my IG name being a common pharse in a certain US state i get misdirected IG tags almost once a week
― gr8080, Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:38 (nine years ago) link
Daddy,
3 questions Veronica (Dorothyβs boss) wanted to knowβ¦Can you ask Crystal: 1. Veronica wants to talk with Jamesβ¦is that possible, ok with James?2. Is it okay with James if TLA ppl come to the funeral?3. βIfβ TLA ppl make contributions, is there a fund she wants that to go to? Regards,
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:59 (nine years ago) link
:(
4. After the service, should we get honey mustard or ranch to go along with the bbq chicken?
― pplains, Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link
From HudsonGrilleSandySprings:$10.95 Cobb Salad$0.00 Balsamic -Citrus Vinaigrette$0.00 No cheese$14.95 Herb Chicken$0.00 Cole Slaw$0.00 Vegetable Medley
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$1.46 Tax$4.99 Delivery$3.88 tip$31.23 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:39 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 23 January 2015 23:54 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ifsQOFiPw
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link
Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact.
― kinder, Saturday, 24 January 2015 06:13 (nine years ago) link
thats a much more solid order, props to this guy hes killin 2015
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 24 January 2015 06:15 (nine years ago) link
legit curious where he got the discount coupon if not via email
― gr8080, Saturday, 24 January 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link
From Joey D's Oak Room:$14.95 Marinated Chicken$0.00 Vegetable$0.00 house salad$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette$29.95 Filet Mignon$0.00 Med$0.00 Vegetable$0.00 house salad$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.79 Tax$4.99 Delivery$8.08 tip$55.76 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:29 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Saturday, 24 January 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a78uALZwWNE
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 January 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link
whoa filet
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link
that is so much food in technically less than 24 hrs wtf
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link
this is totally someone having a paleo diet hotel affair with someone they met at crossfit
― mh, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link
the love story of our time
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link
Robert Downey Jr and one of the women from Friends in the winter romcom Let's Call the Oak Room
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 January 2015 05:45 (nine years ago) link
lol someone just paypalled me $131. i guess it was a matter of time!
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:20 (nine years ago) link
loool
― gr8080, Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link
any cues based on the sender/transaction?
it looks like an ebay refund for a car brake shop called brakem0tive
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link
that's a lot of cole slaw.
― pplains, Sunday, 25 January 2015 23:24 (nine years ago) link
More notifications of upcoming franchise interview BS in my inbox.Actualy found this guy on FB (he has a very googlable surname) so I'm half tempted to PM him and ask him to cut it the f&^%^ out.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 26 January 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link
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― mh, Monday, 26 January 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link
activate furiously
― lagβn, Monday, 26 January 2015 14:44 (nine years ago) link
and here I sometimes struggle to come up with good account names for websites, hornyfucker has this on lock
― mh, Monday, 26 January 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link
Well, him and 6,366 others.
― pplains, Monday, 26 January 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$6.17 Fajita (kids)$0.00 Chicken$0.00 Would like to order extra chips and salsa but I could not find the order in the menu. Could we add that to the order please.$5.45 Nino Nachos (kids)$0.00 Cheese & Beans$1.15 Fajta Chicken$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 2$32.99 Chicken
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.85 Tax$4.99 Delivery$8.24 tip$56.84 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 6:54 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:23 (nine years ago) link
"Uncle Julio's Perimeter"?
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 January 2015 13:36 (nine years ago) link
is that the legal distance Uncle Julio can venture toward a kid's meal?
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 January 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link
32.99 chicken??
― kinder, Saturday, 31 January 2015 13:40 (nine years ago) link
Aw it's the kids' weekend.
What's up with $32.99 chicken though.
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Saturday, 31 January 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link
Ah grilled chicken fajitas for two.
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Saturday, 31 January 2015 14:19 (nine years ago) link
Very kind request for extra chips and salsa
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 31 January 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/LklKY2o.png
― gr8080, Saturday, 31 January 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link
this guy's got the mad coupon hookups, 5 dollars every time without fail
― bonkers candle ancestors (reddening), Saturday, 31 January 2015 21:08 (nine years ago) link
From Joey D's Oak Room:$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich$0.00 Cole Slaw$0.00 BBQ sauce on the side$14.95 Marinated Chicken$0.00 Vegetable$0.00 house salad$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette$0.00 BBQ sauce on the side$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich$0.00 Cole Slaw
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.09 Tax$4.99 Delivery$5.23 tip$42.16 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 6:39 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 2 February 2015 02:24 (nine years ago) link
To all my Raindrop sisters:> > Just a quick reminder that our fun filled Retreat weekend is coming up fast, March 27th-29th. You have less than a month to register for all the fun we have planned. We will be at the February meeting to take your sign ups and please don't forget to let me know if you will be needing the wood, screen and scarf. The first scarf is free, you just have to bring 4 or 5 of your favorite color Sharpie markers.> Forms for Retreat are on our website.> See you all soon> Debbie Gill, Diane Lien and Judy Meir0w
Also, please do not forget to bring your painted memory boxes to Saturdays meeting. She who brings the most boxes wins a gift.And last but not least remember the Women's Shelter items needed They are asking for size 3 and 4 diapers for the toddlers they have there. Any and all items you have will be gladly accepted.Now remember to come and have fun painted with J3anine Maurer!!!!! See you there.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 2 February 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link
re: Tim's Bachelor Party
Damn... gonna have to miss this. It's my birthday on the 19th and I've already made plans. Sorry gentlemen! I'm sure it will be epic, but I'll be ready to drink y'all under the table at the wedding! Unless it's a dry wedding... yeah fucking right!
― Clay, Monday, 2 February 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link