Who is the biggest Captain-Save-A-Cyber-Ho on ILX?

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Kenan!

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)

In that case it's probably me.

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:55 (twenty years ago)

Kenan

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 22:58 (twenty years ago)

a lot of people

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

are the biggest

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:10 (twenty years ago)

kenan

ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:24 (twenty years ago)

so you guys are saying tokyo rosemary's crazy? i wouldn't say that.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

hstencil

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

tokyo rosemary is one of the least crazy people on ilx!

ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

she does have an abnormal knitting fetish though.

ian quiche-lorraine (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:32 (twenty years ago)

the definition of captain save-a-ho that i'm familiar with is a guy who's attracted to crazy women, partly for sex but also because he just really likes to help.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:33 (twenty years ago)

i was still working with the "springs to chixor's defense" theory. but i think that definition is perhaps better.

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:35 (twenty years ago)

yeah by the capn save a crazy def i can't see anyone really approaching tuomas

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:36 (twenty years ago)

i'm more like a guy who's attracted to women, for sex.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

1. captain save a cyber ho - some poor loser who thinks that by e-defending a slut whom he's never met in real life will win her over and reward him with free sex if they ever meet (which they won't)

sux2bu (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:47 (twenty years ago)

ahh i was sort of right

gear (gear), Tuesday, 30 August 2005 23:51 (twenty years ago)

yeah fuck that, i'd rather just fuck. fuck the defending bullshit.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:03 (twenty years ago)

hstencil

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

It seems like he's campaigning for the title, yes.

The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

wait what???

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

Do you think M4nde3 would bone me?

the food has a top snake of 1 (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:35 (twenty years ago)

you guys are def. confusing male feminists with male horndogs

beneath the male feminist often lies the male horndog

tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

ain't nothin' beneath this horndog!

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

i think we're all forgetting something....

jess

huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:02 (twenty years ago)

jess has had sex?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Jess has ever defended anybody.

Leon C. (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

I think the theory behind Cap'n Save A Ho allows for the possibility that the Captain hasn't in fact had sex, but merely pines for it, the pining manifesting itself in awkward stabs at chivalry.

gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:13 (twenty years ago)

except P1tchfork, these days

gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

I think the theory behind Cap'n Save A Ho allows for the possibility that the Captain hasn't in fact had sex, but merely pines for it, the pining manifesting itself in awkward stabs at chivalry.

another point for it not being me, then.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

I don't think Jess has ever defended anybody.

Don't forget about Tripe.

pr00de descending a staircase (pr00de), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:25 (twenty years ago)

yes, but you forget i have actually had sex with ethan

strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:27 (twenty years ago)

http://extratv.warnerbros.com/v2/news/0904/02/1/images/0.jpg

huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

not great sex, but nonetheless

strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:28 (twenty years ago)

hi jess!

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

hi! that was just an experiment! i guess i was un-banned at some point. i suspect i will be re-banned soonish.

strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:32 (twenty years ago)

only if you try to have sex with me.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:40 (twenty years ago)

(Is Jess female?)

-- Momus (nic...), May 1st, 2003 11:42 PM.


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only my undertaker knows for sure
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:44 PM.


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wait JESS is a woman? I thought all of you LAFFED at me when i told my story of thinking jess was a woman named jessICA back on the "wish happy birthday to jess" thread earlier this year ?
and now everyone is treating jess as a female? WTF? is there a mangina here???????????????

-- Vic (Iodine99...), May 1st, 2003 11:45 PM.

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Based on nothing:

Round 1 results:
kate over ally
jess over felicity

Round 2
POO: kate v jess


-- Roman (caff...), May 1st, 2003 11:47 PM.


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best thread evah
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.


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JESS over FELICITY? what kind of crazy world do you live in?
-- di smith (lucylure...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.


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based on vic's info:
The hottest chick on the board is JESS!
BOHICA (Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!)

-- Roman (caff...), May 1st, 2003 11:49 PM.


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fear the gaping mouth of my demon vagina
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 1st, 2003 11:51 PM.

huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

i wish you noise types no ill will.

strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:48 (twenty years ago)

it's true, you haven't maligned us in print anytime recently that i'm aware of.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

but seriously congratulations on your fancy new job. heard about that the other day.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

haha

strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:53 (twenty years ago)

i'm working on a big "HSTENCIL IS A COCK" cover story, don't worry

strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

j/k thanx

strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:54 (twenty years ago)

now hstencil, see if you can get jess and dominique to make out

gear (gear), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:55 (twenty years ago)

she is so out of my league it isn't even funny

strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

but you both think lightning bolt sounds like metallica!!!!

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

all of a sudden i'm flashing back to the girl i dated for a week in high school because she "liked fIREHOSE."

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

whats the job strongo?

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

military strongman

strng hlkngnt (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:00 (twenty years ago)

no, someone actually gave me control of a music section

strng hlkngtn (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 31 August 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)


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