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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 No bun
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 No blue cheese. Extra Honey mustard

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.02 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$40.86 Total

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Come Celebrate Griffin's NEW Employment.
We are blessed and want to Celebrate with all of you and give thanks!!

Sunday Dec. 21st
5:00 - 8:00pm
Overtime Sports Bar and Grill
11300 W 135th St.
Families welcome.
Casual, just drop by or stay.

- The Weyforth Clan

i find myself closely reading every new Joey D's Oak Room order as if it is a freshly written poem and this is the song that plays in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2mbGP6vFI

All,

Here is an outline of the beach weekend:

Mike and Jen will get to Selma at 4:03 (assuming on time) – we will pick them up and head to the beach (takes about 2 hrs from train station), assumes we will get to key pick-up about 6pm. Staying at Summer Winds, Mile 11.5 (center of Emerald Isle)

We will eat diner in Friday night

Meals:

· 3 diners (Fri, Sat, Sun) – two will be in – Friday and one other, one diner out; Mike/Jen do 1 dinner; Austin/Marion do other

· 2 lunches – we will take care of this – we may want to do 1 lunch out

· 3 breakfasts in – we will take of that

We will buy all groceries except the two eat in dinners (we can pick up what you want if you give us and shopping list and we will let you know cost). We will bring staples. You should each bring any snack or drink that you may personally want.

Bring a bathing suit. Right now they are saying the hot tub area will be closed; however there is a chance the roof repair will done before we get there and it will be open.

Looking forward to a great trip!!!

Love Dad

not going if the hot tub areas closed

is the implication that if the hot tub were open, you need not bring a bathing suit?

Hi Trayce,

As discussed, please find attached general information about V.I.P Franchises.
Additionally, this email is to confirm that Scott in the V.I.P Sydney office will contact you to discuss your Franchise enquiry.


Appointment with:
Scott Easton, Franchise Development Manager
Date:
Wednesday 7th January 2015
Time:
3:30pm
Location:

N/A

If something comes up and you need to reschedule, please call me on 08 8220 4538 or simply email me and I will advise Scott of any changes.

I know Scott is looking forward to speaking with you and thank you again for your time.

Kind Regards,

Alex Cummins
Franchise Development Co-Ordinator
P: 08 8220 4500
F: 08 8220 4588
E: al✧✧✧@viphomeservi✧✧✧.c✧✧
W: www.viphomeservices.com
VIP Sig Footer

VIP are a gardening/cleaning franchise.

It should go without saying I didnt make this enquiry. I'm a bit worried why someone in Sydney used me email, but eh.

received an email the other day from a guy telling me that the apartment he'd showed me in barcelona had been sold for 400 000 € so i replied to tell him he had the wrong address and person. he sent me a message later to thank me for telling him so and that if i was ever interested in buying property in barcelona i should contact him.
gotta enjoy that hustle

cn i stay in yr barcelona apartment some time

sure, as soon as i find a nice place it's open to all. just need to hear back from my guy out there

its good to have a guy take care of all that for you

i dunno how i managed to live without one before

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prob spam, but i want to believe

This year's Christmas card for 6ary 6rubbs asked, "When are you going to come up? We haven't heard from you in so long!"

Gary rented a room in our house for about six months, eight years ago.

its time

just today i've gotten a picture of someone's Cote d'Ivoire passport, a picture of a young couple in quirky vintage '50s dress, and a loan agreement for a farm:

​I need a little information from you to complete the farm summary.

1. I need your gross milk income $ _______________________

I have your pounds as 120,000 lbs
I need your total withholds:
Hauling $__________________
CWT _____________________
Advertising_________________
Dues______________________
Fuel Surcharge_______________

Anything else?

btw the occupation on the passport is 'footballeur'.

Gross milk

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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$17.95 Homestyle Chopped Beef Steak
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 Med
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette
$29.95 Filet Mignon
$0.00 Med
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$3.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.62 tip
$59.51 Total

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paleo new year's resolution

ha tru

http://corinawrites.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/dazed_livin_black_shirt.jpg

what

http://i.imgur.com/oU8xaHU.gif

hahahahahah

its beautiful great work

due to my IG name being a common pharse in a certain US state i get misdirected IG tags almost once a week

Daddy,

3 questions Veronica (Dorothy’s boss) wanted to know…Can you ask Crystal:

1. Veronica wants to talk with James…is that possible, ok with James?
2. Is it okay with James if TLA ppl come to the funeral?
3. “If” TLA ppl make contributions, is there a fund she wants that to go to?

Regards,

:(

4. After the service, should we get honey mustard or ranch to go along with the bbq chicken?

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From HudsonGrilleSandySprings:
$10.95 Cobb Salad
$0.00 Balsamic -Citrus Vinaigrette
$0.00 No cheese
$14.95 Herb Chicken
$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 Vegetable Medley

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.46 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.88 tip
$31.23 Total

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3ifsQOFiPw

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thats a much more solid order, props to this guy hes killin 2015

legit curious where he got the discount coupon if not via email

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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$14.95 Marinated Chicken
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette
$29.95 Filet Mignon
$0.00 Med
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.79 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.08 tip
$55.76 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:29 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a78uALZwWNE

whoa filet

that is so much food in technically less than 24 hrs wtf

this is totally someone having a paleo diet hotel affair with someone they met at crossfit

the love story of our time

Robert Downey Jr and one of the women from Friends in the winter romcom Let's Call the Oak Room

lol someone just paypalled me $131. i guess it was a matter of time!

loool

any cues based on the sender/transaction?

it looks like an ebay refund for a car brake shop called brakem0tive

that's a lot of cole slaw.

More notifications of upcoming franchise interview BS in my inbox.
Actualy found this guy on FB (he has a very googlable surname) so I'm half tempted to PM him and ask him to cut it the f&^%^ out.

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