Ask TOMBOT

Wow, you're so amazing and superior to me, I'll try to remember that next time your towering intellect crosses my humble path.

Sorry, TOMBOT.

lol humble

I know trollbait when I write it, trust me on that!

i talked to andy warhol; he said you're lame

What to do about personal space invader who lives downstairs, can hear his drunken caterwauling. Dude is always drunk or hung over and SMELLS too.

Set him on fire.

let me guess, nick nolte?

No.

what band is he in?

Gorillaz.

xpost it's funny because the satire and the object of satire are more or less indistinguishable

If I set him on fire, TOMBOT, there is a slight risk the rising flames might singe my own apartment.

Also, jail sucks.

Well, move out yourself or force him to move out somehow. At least he hasn't shown up at your door off his meds and requested that you punch him.

Motherfucker freaks me out, what can I say, but neither of us will be moving AFAIK. There's a form for asking your neighbours to check for leaks but pounding on doors and shouting through the letterbox before you've even left your seat JUST AIN'T IT. Skin. Crawling...

minimize time spent at home

Hahahaha, I *am* on a fucker of a deadline as it happens.

Tombot, please elaborate on your posts in the o_O regarding Marcello vs Blount. Thanks.

goddaaaamn dude I just made a steak following your directions and it was one of the best steaks I ever had! thanks!

Actually being completely honest, I think the best porn would just be some hot girls looking like they just got out of bed preparing a full 5-course meal in a big kitchen but wearing just thongs and no tops.

-- TOMBOT, Monday, December 22, 2003 5:08 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

^ this :D ?

I got a nasty-ass blistering grease burn on my thumb. i could not allow some hot girls wearing just thongs and no tops to be exposed to that kind of danger because I. am. that. kind. of. gentleman.

i will allow some hot girls wearing just thongs and no tops to expose themselves to me

wearing just thongs = ample exposure. i'd rather have the five courses.

Tombot, please elaborate on your posts in the o_O regarding Marcello vs Blount. Thanks.

It's not any of your business, sorry.

^ this :D ?

what? no i haven't bothered to copyright or patent that yet, run with it.

?_?

ned raggett, "englande (tombot rmx)"

who is that person? ^

what is this remix?

I have no fucking idea who that is!!! hawtf

that was me & ned's collabo for the ILX Compilation. I'm still working on a whole EP of Ned reading T✧✧@K✧✧.E✧✧ posts over my beats but I've been slacking horribly

tom, i need a recent photo of you

for non creepy purposes

I have no recent photos but I can go take on of myself in a minute and send it to flickr. are you going to use my likeness for commercial purposes?

o_O

xxpost - oh, i wrote him. he's andrew m. had a track on that comp too.

I forgot to download the comp. Ed was supposed to bring me a hard copy but he never actually came to DC.

how much would you have to be paid to sit through this?

http://www.apple.com/trailers/sony_pictures/untraceable/

$54.47 an hour

+ 6% for my 401K

i couldn't even make it through the trailer

how bad is this book? http://www.amazon.com/War-Nerd-Gary-Brecher/dp/0979663687

Crude, scatological, un-P.C., yet deeply informed

drudge siren

, part angry humorist àla Bill Hicks, Brecher inveighs against pieties of all stripes

dear God that looks horrid.

To date all evidence for or against Brecher's existence as a real person remains circumstantial and unverifiable. The only non-eXile source of these details is an email interview with Brecher conducted by Steve Sailer and published by United Press International.[1] The image at the top of each War Nerd column supposedly representing Brecher is actually that of Roger Edvardsen of the Norwegian rhythm & blues band Ehem.[1]

how much would you have to be paid to sit through this?

I actually PAID for this. *sadface*

Does this front page image from the UK's most read newspaper change your perception of Britishes?

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/images/homepage/2303_jewel_header.jpg

who the fuck is that?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Jewell

Sports, Quitney.

have you shagged ariane yet?

how bad is this book?

no idea, presumably very

Does this front page image from the UK's most read newspaper change your perception of Britishes?

can't say it does guv

who the fuck is that?

The fat one what sends roddy down the john in Flushed Away innit

have you shagged ariane yet?

BAN

http://x.myspacecdn.com/modules/common/static/img/richtexteditor/images/crying.gif

tombot, where should i do my banking when i move to the US?

A Thread on American Banking Options That Don't Suck a Caribou's Ass

thanks tombot, i shall read

hey there fuckin' tombot-

whats your take on gentlemen's clubs?

Not my thing. I've not been inside one for almost a decade. Bleccch.

You rang?

Who?

Oh I get it

TOMBOT,

What do you have against some simple, honest trolling fun?

Curt1s