zing

there was a good rtc one somewhere

vees are key undershirts imo

i like tank tops best, theoretically, but no pits = no sweat moppage

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:24 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

meant more for fash purposes than addressing medical conditions

― r|t|c, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 7:17 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you'd probably just get whatever sauce they put on fettucine alfredo

― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's alfredo sauce

― Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 11:06 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this made me laugh improbably hard

LOL

omg the rtc one

ha, i literally just finally got round to RTJ2 and didn't get the fuss at all, found it drab and extremely unfun

― lex pretend, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

game recognize game

― look what you did, you lil durk (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, November 11, 2014 1:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ouch

alfredo is killing me

http://www.youtu
be/leiVGE7hfVM

http://www.youtube.com/leiVGE7hfVM

Aargh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2ySV7AfgM

I heard "Tuesday" on 89.9 The People's Station.... On a Tuesday, feel like that song might have the longest legs just because there will always be Tuesdays

― i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:49 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha so true. Share if you agree

― 龜, Sunday, 30 November 2014 12:45 Bookmark

comrade missingno will not have died in vain... let world war 0.02 commence

https://twitter.com/ozchrisrock/status/540310465998749696

― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:38 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more timeless wisdom from the chris rock parody account

― polyphonic, Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:48 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

MissingNO was banned?

he is missingNOW

find him, please

bitter lolz xp

tiny tears

i keep waiting for the uk music press to have a country epiphany. when it comes 3 years late i'll probably be extremely annoyed

― lex pretend, Thursday, November 27, 2014 2:14 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no doubt.

― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Thursday, November 27, 2014 2:18 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

finale's guest is "The Grim Reaper." Prediction: he offs pundit Colbert, pulls off mask to reveal himself as either Letterman or Fidel Castro.

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, December 18, 2014 12:48 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you used to credit Dennis Perrin when you quoted his tweets

― christmas with the canks (some dude), Thursday, December 18, 2014 2:55 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://mobile.twitter.com/mrchuckd/status/547561443134943232

mazel tov

virtuoso of what?

― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thinking

― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you guys are easily impressed :(

― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's the Steve Vai of thoughts

― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Banning is so lame

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:06 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

self-directed breaks are better, which you seem to do fairly regularly, looking forward to your next one.

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:09 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The vanity it must take to presume I give a shit

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:13 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the vanity it must take to post your garbage here at all

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:18 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or show up, act like a cunt for a few months, then peace, repeat

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:19 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

self-directed breaks are better, which you seem to do fairly regularly, looking forward to your next one.

― languagelessness (mattresslessness)

was the zing imo

yeah that was the peak, but i liked the stuff after that enough to include it

first part is zing, second part hardman

I was wondering around some lonesome Victorian gardens in my local park on xmas day and quite drunk after quadruple brandies and constantly playing Yellow Square on repeat, it was the most transcendent experience I had listening to guitar in a long time.

― xelab, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 22:17 (46 minutes ago)

Heh, some people seem to be feeling the guitar deficiency in their diets. I voted for for Forsyth album, but there's certainly no shortage of great guitar stuff.

I was wandering around the desert quite lifted after quadruple peyotes and constantly playing Colour Haze on repeat, it was the most transcendent experience I had listening to guitar in a long time.

I was wandering around the forest quite buzzed after quadruple hits and constantly playing Truckfighters on repeat, it was the most transcendent experience I had listening to guitar in a long time.

I was wandering around space, my brain imploding from the gravitational force of the oncoming black hole and constantly playing the new Ufomammut on repeat, it was the most transcendent experience I had listening to guitar in a long time...

― Fastnbulbous, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 22:40 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think a fucking cave would would be a more suitable location for you pal

― xelab, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 23:02 (4 minutes ago)

rubbish zing tho

not a zing at all. 'tis a cave for fucking.

deems that's probably cuz as the resident shilellelagh waving vagrant of ilm, you are unaware of the fnb project and how the unsolicited defence of dork rock and list of dissimilar bands does most of the zing's work before xelab's coup de grace

I recognize the quality of this zing, darragh's petition is denied

I submit

love dayo's emperor cameos

Wow, what a weird lark this movie was. It's sort of weird that PTA, following in the footsteps of Altman, is sort of preemptively devising his own cult films to scatter throughout his filmography. Too bad he's not more prolific. What's with his fascination with close ups these days? Such a weird choice from such a previously "cinematic" director.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, January 29, 2015 3:51 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

closeups were invented for the cinema

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, January 29, 2015 4:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

straight fire beautiful shot

sequel to that, not as good but when are sequels ever and how rare for a morbs shot to land

so Margaret is good then? how come it took so long to be released? looked .. intense from the trailer.

― piscesx, Thursday, 5 February 2015 19:41 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lengthy articles have addressed that topic.

― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 February 2015 19:41 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i pity you, as Armond says

How rude! Pay a guy a compliment

Also I don't think the off the peg comeback "I pity you" originates with Armond White

actually, it does

stand corrected

"bored now" - Armond White

this one on the Magma thread:

I mean, I love and have time for a hell of a lot of progressive rock (and prog-related) bands and fully embrace the overblown, over-the-top, pompous, masturbatory, so-ridiculous-it's-actually-sublime nature of the genre... but these guys are too ridiculous even for me.

― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Wednesday, February 4, 2015 8:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What else don't you like? Can we get a top 5?

― pelvic slang (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, February 4, 2015 9:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

not really a zing but still, lol

deserves a much harsher zing for such an asinine statement

deserves a permaban imo

yep

post or zing

"It is you who is so busy disrespecting artistry," she wrote on Facebook in a post that began with "Dear Kanye."