zing

That which zings us makes us stronger.

i'm not really sure what i meant by that, but i don't think it was a zing

sometimes a zing's unity lies not in its origin but in its destination.

i think we need all the zingers we can get, in these difficult post-dom times

http://i39.tinypic.com/wtbp53.jpg

the zen of zing

is that fellow the fabled zing ring king?

sometimes at night, when ilx is most quiet, you can still hear chaki zing

― omar little

it's a really short movie too, so extra points for that.

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 18:23 (35 minutes ago) Bookmark

how did anyone ever mistake you for a cineaste?

― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 18:57 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

...

is it possible to secretly zing yourself with your choice of zings that you repost?

it was more an awesome moment in dr-morbiusness than a salient zing tbh but yeah zing accepted

lol my favorite morbius zings are times when he does things like call ppl "gabbinator" or something and you are like, what.

r u trying to turn me into a krappy Paul Rudd character?

oh Morbypants

meta-zingin'

it's all love, morbs

is this the autogoon thread or the autogeek board game thread. come on. this is not what i want from you lot!

― lex pretend, Thursday, April 2, 2009 4:39 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

why don't you autolick my american autoballs?

― splattergories (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 2, 2009 4:43 PM Bookmark

biting a classic shipley zing iirc but lol nonetheless

shouldnt say biting...reminiscent of

why don't you autolick my american autoballs?

― splattergories (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, April 2, 2009 4:43 PM Bookmark

― sugjust blaze (The Reverend), Thursday, April 2, 2009 8:46 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is like a ludacris line or something

nah he'd make it a automobeels/automoballs rhyme i feel

why don't you autolick my american autoballs
i oughta stick your american chick on the autobahn

we get it, you liked that asher debut

I've never been to any FG that had non-meat burgers, though they do have a "grilled cheese", which is just the burger minus the meat. :( I'm not holding my breath on them adding non-meat burgers; their menu is pretty simple and hasn't changed since I first starting going there.

― Vinnie, Tuesday, April 7, 2009 9:40 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

they have veggie burgers, dont listen to that fucken cumlord

― through hellfire and aspergers (cankles), Tuesday, April 7, 2009 10:44 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha i have no idea what supposed classic zing of mine is being bitten there

"flavor of my balls", but it wasnt really that similar once i thought about it

"i've forgotten more about zings than you'll ever know"

that was ethan btw

i think flavor of my balls was whiney too, or at least it wasn't me. i leave the ball-oriented zings to the firm of harvell, padgett & weingarten.

xpost

ha yeah i just realized

flavour was def ethan. i just picked up the balls and ran with it

pause

for the bawls

ludacris? more like el-p

365 horses, no horseshit
with nothing but a learner's permit
delinquents on the autobahn poppin' our airbags off the worthless
autolick my american autoballs
autobot on the fringe of liquid addiction standing six tall

yessss

w/ echo effects on the "autoballs line"

that's a cool site, but i was disappointed that i couldn't add my own to it. need somewhere to post my feelings right now.

― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:29 (22 hours ago) Permalink

try here Lonely guy just thinking baout things

― jesus is the man (jabba hands), Tuesday, 7 April 2009 01:31 (22 hours ago)

not trying to zing - trying to help

a chance to zing is a chance to cure

an ounce of zing is worth a pound of cure

Zing me once, shame on you; zing me twice, SB.

as a fully grown man with a wife, don't you have better things to do than to shit on a story about someone's roommate who made a big bong, related on the fucking internet? every time you post it's like here comes a whiff of internet b.o. sorry, but it had to be said.

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Monday, April 13, 2009 4:43 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

damn who was that directed at? where?

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=71577#unread

Matt P is a worse lush than Bimble. Sorry, but it had to be said.

but he was right about you

on Monday, April 13, 2009 4:43 AM

stevie is british

as a fully grown man with a wife, don't you have better things to do than to shit on a story about someone's roommate who made a big bong, related on the fucking internet? every time you post it's like here comes a whiff of internet b.o. sorry, but it had to be said.

― I think no pants is sexy. (Matt P), Sunday, April 12, 2009 8:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(Pacific time here, FYI.)