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its good for nurturing the requisite self loathing necessary to ordering form the same place twice in one day

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

eating at the same place for lunch and dinner is one of my favorite lows for sure

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:50 (eleven years ago)

Never done that, I get mad enough at myself when I have the same protein two times in one day.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:02 (eleven years ago)

I have opened the refrigerator and quickly closed it in shame after grabbing a beer when I notice some greens going bad

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:05 (eleven years ago)

face the truth throw those radishes away you won't make that salad

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:06 (eleven years ago)

what I'm saying is that you can buy expensive foods that aren't from a restaurant

That, I got no beef with. Or tuna with.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)

i literally just got my order and it included bok choy, asian pears, a big sprig of rosemary, a butternut squash, farmer's cheese and a bottle of mcclure's bloody mary mix.

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:31 (eleven years ago)

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/df/74/d4/df74d4485056f658ec8d0146ba7467b0.jpg

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)

WHy would you want to buy expensive food not from a restaurant.

pplains, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)

Bcz sometimes the only way to buy qual 'greds for cooking is sadly to have to pay more for em?

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:30 (eleven years ago)

i get fresh squeezed kosher orange juice for $12.99 a gallon. It is the best orange juice.

sarahell, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:35 (eleven years ago)

food can be expensive but still cheaper than it would be in a restaurant

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:42 (eleven years ago)

just saying if it's expensive vs expensive, may as well go with restaurant food.

pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:48 (eleven years ago)

people who get in to cooking but only ever buy super nice expensive ingredients thats not really cooking thats shopping

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:58 (eleven years ago)

as long as we're going down this road, my current fave dumb thing to buy and cook at home is SHISHITO PEPPERS, blistered in a wok with a spoonful of sesame oil, pat em down after five minutes and hit it with kosher salt and lime juice
they are awesome and easy and i am eating them now

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:01 (eleven years ago)

I like to add frozen peas to my velveeta shells with cheese

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:24 (eleven years ago)

Misdirected threads.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:49 (eleven years ago)

i like to go to subway and just be all well whatu got just whip me something up ur the artist and then i never leave

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

lol

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:37 (eleven years ago)

such a lovely place

pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:45 (eleven years ago)

i love sun chips

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:48 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/HansonOHaver/status/524286040719114240

✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:28 (eleven years ago)

lol at that guy having a blue tick

well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:54 (eleven years ago)

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$3.75 Fettuccini Marinara
$0.00 Sauce on the side please
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun, fries instead of slaw
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.59 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.15 tip
$33.38 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:22 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

caek, Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:18 (eleven years ago)

wow did they figure out how to get the fries for free

lag∞n, Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)

"sauce on the side" is a striking change-up in MO

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Monday, 17 November 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

does he know that someone is on to him

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Monday, 17 November 2014 00:11 (eleven years ago)

someone who thinks they have my email address is really, really interested in a quote from esurance

I see your auto insurance quotes, Jennifer!

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Monday, 17 November 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

is jenny short for jennifer

Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Monday, 17 November 2014 04:13 (eleven years ago)

jenny is short for butter sauce

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 November 2014 14:45 (eleven years ago)

i'm not much of a salad person, is it reasonable that the manhattan chef salad costs more than the oak room chicken sandwich w/fries?

you little affront to god (reddening), Monday, 17 November 2014 18:24 (eleven years ago)

no but places always do that :(

kinder, Monday, 17 November 2014 18:40 (eleven years ago)

hmm, just got scans of someone's passport with the text "you owe me big time!!!"

also had a nice conversation with someone else's match.com date (i explained to her that this dude keeps thinking he has my email, to which she responded "well that is a crack up!") and i'm getting the same person's usps tracking info.

and here's someone else's Domino's order since you guys seem to like that sort of thing:

Order Details
Order #: 333031
Date: 11/15/2014 8:32PM

The following order is being delivered hot and fresh to your door:

Quantity Description Amount
1
8-Piece Boneless Chicken
Options: No Kicker Hot Sauce, Blue Cheese Sauce
$6.99
1
Side Blue Cheese Dipping Cup
$0.75
1
Italian Sausage Marinara BreadBowl Pasta
Options: Italian Sausage, Hearty Marinara Sauce, No Shredded Provolone Cheese
$7.99
Food & Bev Total: $15.73
Tax: $1.46
Bottle Deposit: $0.00
Delivery Charge: $2.50
Total: $19.69

festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 18:52 (eleven years ago)

could be worse, at least they didn't order - BIG HOOS SANDWICH TRAITOR

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 19:02 (eleven years ago)

Italian Sausage Marinara BreadBowl Pasta
Options: Butter sauce only. No marinara.

you little affront to god (reddening), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 19:05 (eleven years ago)

Joey D speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality to kill the brutals that multiply and are legion. To this end, Joey D gave you the gift of the butter sauce. The butter sauce is good. The marinara is evil.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 20:36 (eleven years ago)

Marinara means something diff't in the US doesnt it? Like, just tomato sauce or something? Here its seafood pasta.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:26 (eleven years ago)

yeah, red sauce

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:27 (eleven years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marinara_sauce

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:27 (eleven years ago)

basic meatless red sauce

lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:29 (eleven years ago)

basic evil meatless red sauce

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:31 (eleven years ago)

whoa man

lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)

rude

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:48 (eleven years ago)

"red sauce" makes it sound so bland and lifeless. A properly made tomato sugo can be a thing of simple beauty.

Anyway Im not gonna derail this thread yet again lol.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:49 (eleven years ago)

for sure, which is why I prefer white sauce

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:51 (eleven years ago)

yeah, white sauce is butter sauce

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)

it becomes confusing when you use 'butter sauce' to compliment other sauces

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)

you'd probably just get whatever sauce they put on fettucine alfredo

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:01 (eleven years ago)

that's alfredo sauce

Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:01 (eleven years ago)

that is to say, I am commenting on the pasta sauce landscape of north america

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:01 (eleven years ago)


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