Misdirected emails

or just as likely standing in front of the stove with a box of fettuccine slowly starving to death

every time i consider quitting ilx, i remember that i would no longer get joey d oak room updates and i don't think i'm ready for that just now

Whitetail & Wing Shooting Ranch of Texas
Dear Ted,
The first week of Deer season for WWR came with a welcomed set of cool fronts and much needed rain. Below are highlights and we still have openings if you wish to book a hunt for any class of Whitetail, Exotics or Quail. 2014 season prices (some reduced) are updated on our website www.wwroftexas.com

(Photos of beautiful animals and the grinning white people who murdered them omitted, but here are the captions.)

JOHNS - 219" (not including broke off 13" G2) & PAMS 164"

JARROD'S BIGGEST BUCK YET - 207"

WYATT'S (10 YEARS OLD) FIRST BUCK - 173"

MASON'S BIGGEST & WITH A BOW - 155"

COLEMAN HELPING HARVEST A MNGT BUCK - 143"

JOHN'S 36" SCIMITAR ORYX

COLIN's MNGT RED STAG WITH A BOW!

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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 No Blue Cheese

$2.51 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$43.35 Total

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4 in 6 days :-(

Is it a home address? Could this be an office worker?

they're really into that joey d honey mustard, huh

http://joeydsoakroom.com/mailing-list/

EIGHT DOLLARS for those sliced tomatoes with mozzarella
gtfo

PseudoCaek isn't ordering directly from Joey D's, he's going through a third-party service, Mobile Waiters.

there are some horribly formed local business names available through Mobile Waiters

such as Bangkok Thyme and Cowtippers

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Fries
$3.75 Fettuccini Marinara
$0.00 No marinara; Butter Sauce only
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra Honey Mustard;
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No Bun

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.28 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.00 tip
$43.87 Total

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Thanks,
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no bun huh

they had a coupon this time!

must've joined the Text Club!

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certainly didnt get it via email right fellas

i didn't either

Hey Guys

Todays practice is about "creating" a Team.
The game is Softball, today the location is the Sportek near Even Gvirol Street in Tel-Aviv at 14:00.

Its coming down to the nitty-gritty,
we have to deal with technical issues, primarily raising money,
but I have nothing to do with the money unless we have devoted players.

All of us have other (better) things to do for ourselves, families and so on,
so in respect and consideration of that we will have to be organized and pre-planned.

Players are the basis of all this, and no matter how much organizing and planning we do,
If there is no real intent (& passion) lets save us all the effort.

So its GO or no go – one of the questions that I intend to raise is what day and time in the week is best ?
The only logical day in my opinion is Friday. Practices will not be longer than 1.5 hours.
Those not attending today please respond by next Tuesday.

We have to start practicing so that if we get the funds in time (registration and money by Dec 15),
we know that we have a committed Team behind them.

the formatting and punctuation,
when combined with all of the half-ass inspirational tropes - one of the posts that I intend to post is this guys crazy?

congratulation on making softball sound unfun guy

The only logical day in my opinion is Friday.

Matt,

First off, was this the kind of F-150 you were talking about at PT yesterday morning? (See attached pictures)

Also, here is an article I though you might find interesting. Too bad we are so frackin tight on our hundreds of emission laws-

http://www.mpgomatic.com/2008/03/15/35-mpg-why-wait-until-2020/

Call me when you get a chance.

Justin

― caek, Monday, June 2, 2008 1:11 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sry abt this

"frackin tight" - I see what you did there, HOOS

Sorry, got it from one of the guys on the team.
In any case, if you play softball you are invited.

Correction: if you are passionate about softball, you are invited. Don't waste our time.

do you even live in Israel caek

http://i.imgur.com/rBRmSmN.jpg

no i live in america!

someone told me theres a style of softball now where u just get one pitch and if its a strike or foul ur out if its a ball u walk if you get a hit u get a hit and so forth sounds p cool

I would play that, as an app

http://f.cl.ly/items/2t2r2a2G0J2V3g0b0r3l/Screen%20Shot%202014-11-07%20at%2020.50.58.png

i am not that girl's grandad. i feel bad that i didn't make that clearer in my attempt to be nice.

(it's probably because i used the word lest like some oldtimey weirdo smdh)

lmaooo

or her granddad's name is paul, too

ja i assume so. i get a lot of emails for people with my name.

good work getting that original gmail address for a common name anyway, whatever consequences it is now having

I have my firstn✧✧✧.lastn✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ but nobody else has my name, never mind being able to spell it

firstname/lastname/gmail/com in case that wasn't obvious

that is a pretty uncommon name

yep

maybe she thinks you're hella old

maybe she thinks you collect wooden mallard duck decoys.

maybe ur her grandpa

try it on for a few emails. see how it feels.

The Usernames and the Lastnames have been feudin' for generations.

ok, this is me getting phished, right?

http://i.imgur.com/rlCOMuV.jpg

she sounds hot

THAT'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.