posts very much in character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJuk6-nJfSs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cqU1pFRqYE

c&p killer

Has anyone been to Kazan?

― Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 3 November 2014 19:03 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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Posted: November 3, 2014 at 1:18:48 PM

is it possible to be an awful person at 7 years old?

yes. unfortunately.

Sadly

regretfully factually yours

so glad someone else picked up on that quintessential shakey bon mot

follow up question at what age is it appropriate to begin wishing death upon someone

http://www.raisingarrows.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Age-Appropriate-Chore-List.jpg

I would say "never" but reasonable people disagree I suppose

when did you start m@tt, or was morbs yr first?

I think I started wishing death on ppl around 6 or 7 tbh

oh shit is "raising arrows" some quiverfull shit or what

Let's not confuse the M@tts here

hi gang

my tally of posters who have gained notoriety for wishing death on others is incomplete and inaccurate, it's true

what i don't hope anyone dies

not you, the poster formerly known as matt p

xxp really the question is whether it is possible *not* to be an awful person at 7 years old

yes. unfortunately.

hi sarah (not sure who else i'm talking to, joe?). i've overdone expressions of anger at people on this message board and think it's inappropriate at any age. i've made a general apology and a few specific ones. if you're aware of anything else that should be said to someone about it, let me know. i'd like to be able to post without it being held against me if that's possible.

hey mattp wished rape on me, 4mateurist wished death. lets not slander anyone.

i was purely referring to shakey fwiw

emil.y wrote this on thread academic language is often purposely obfuscated on board I Love Everything on Feb 16, 2012

Seriously, why don't you guys just all fuck off and die?

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry) wrote this on thread I am not Jon Williams on board I Love Everything on Nov 4, 2004
Okay, now this thread sucks.

Could you fuck off and die, Randy?

shakey bon mot

lol btw

Dingbod Kesterson wrote this on thread Best of Edinburgh on board I Love Music on Jan 30, 2008

Fuck off and die, Geir. Keep off my threads.

fandango wrote this on thread Acts that you like to listen to,but you don't have the urge to see them live,cause you got a feeling it will be boring on board I Love Music on Apr 30, 2007
geir fuck off and die

thx

i think you've made your point

nb I find all of those posts equally embarrassing if serious and am glad that matt isn't posting like that anymore

dr morbius: i still feel terrible about it and have nothing to say for myself other than i have been an awful shit and i am sorry.

anyway projecting too much itt, excessive guilt knows no age

To matt's credit he did do a lot of reading on the phenomenon after the fact and I don't think he would ever post that way again

no big deal matt

BNM on bitchfork

― Raccoon Tanuki, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:23 (35 minutes ago)

lol
how morbsian

it is slightly better wordplay when you take into account the thread it's from tbfttl

i don't think our "esteemed" colleague quite understands the premise of the thread in question

more like "a-steamed" (makin me mad)

more like "s-teamed" (as in shit team)

suppose "s-teemed" would've worked better in retrospect

regrets

is joek criticism dead?

no

misread that as hoek criticism. sadly joke criticism is dead.

it's not dead, it's poorly formed

i don't think our "esteemed" colleague quite understands the premise of the thread in question

― sarahell, Thursday, November 6, 2014 11:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Now now, that's not fair!

How could any mere mortal possibly be expected comprehend such an ingenious concept as a breed of dog, being the same as a musical album title! It's frankly such an absurd and delightfully silly concept I'm sure it went right over the heads of all the people who had also originally ignored said dead thread that he himself had decided to rebirth with an appropriately styled pun!

uh, the concept of the thread was "post a picture of Ariel Pink, post a picture of a dog dressed similarly"

I have a copy of that Francis Pym book! I bought it from the International Anthony Burgess Foundation in Manchester when I went there to see Momus perform

― soref, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 00:12 (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha ha, I almost posted that here as well.