truth bombs

btw I was intending to reference killer of sheep the movie just so u kno I am on the level I saw that too

yoga instructor and life coach

see life coach on linkedIN all of the time. wtf, you are a life coach. is life coach the ceiling for me under your tutelage?

there may be a few Van Gundy bros in the life coach game but I dunno

i have a friend who lists her occupation as "life coach" but she is actually a dominatrix

sometimes u need to have both

some people only learn the hard way

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^carrot truth bomb

carrot is a great cooking ingredient, has almost as much positive impact on a lot of dishes as garlic or onion but gets way less credit

garlic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...carrot

i am sorry but that is the truth as I know it

has almost as much positive impact on a lot of dishes as garlic or onion but gets way less credit

have to disagree, carrots are great but i don't always want that root vegetable sweetness in my food

sarahell otm.

probably 90% of the dishes i cook start with onions & garlic. 10% AT BEST start with carrots.

carrots are nice and all but they ain't the "workhorse of the kitchen" that onions or garlic are.

well they are, but only in the sense imo that a punchy temperamental genius creator like a garlic or an onion needs a watercarrier like carrot just to disperse the beauty

so wait what catastrophe befell the carrot world in 98

early life coach global conference agreed to go with the stick

i'll allow it

Since we're talking about fictional jobs, I have a friend from high school who woke up one morning and decided that she was not, in fact, a play director/educator of high school students, but instead an intuitive life coach. I have not yet had the heart to ask her how that's working out for her since this also coincided with a divorce and a surprise baby with the dude she cheated on her husband with and I suspect Other Issues may have contributed to this revelation.

surprise babies are now intuitive babies

carrots suck

you joke but every other post about her 5-month-old infant talks about how it is an indigo baby

If you want to boggle at some New Age nonsense, google "indigo children"

indigo and outicome

I just feel bad for that infant tbh

^^^ truth bomb

send me an ilx mail

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i have a friend who lists her occupation as "life coach" but she is actually a dominatrix

― sarahell, Friday, October 24, 2014 3:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao excellent

If you want to boggle at some New Age nonsense, google "indigo children"

― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Friday, October 24, 2014 2:03 PM (10 minutes ago)

didn't we have a hilarious thread about this a few years back?

who among us realized, in the 90s, that he/she was living in the decade of the carrot?

btw carrots are obvs key as theyre part of the holy mirepoix trinity, believing otherwise is just ignorant

oh yea they are key, most stocks i'll make will definitely have them, but are they on the level as onion or garlic? pffft

did avatar have something to do with indigo children?

onion is obvs the most central ingredient across many dishes and cuisines, garlic is very key but doesnt have quite as strong of a case, anyway they are all key and theres no need to compare them at the level of some dumb facebook person

tis true

just want to register i have noticed and appreciated d-mac's wit itt today, friday oct. 24

via snorts surely heard by terrible coworkers

<3

u know what would really top off my friday nite, saying that celery is underrated on an internet msgboard

now you're talking

live a little

celery sucks, but you need it sometimes....kind of like people

gettin to a real stewsdays with morrie kinda place rn itt

ILX has its own little in-crowd of indigo children if you ask me grumble grumble.

name names!

Their glow manifests itself.

the gay thread is hardly an in crowd

celery is a crucial cooking ingredient esp as base of soups it is true.

xpost

I just laughed at "indigo and outicome" and person I'm with said "what?" and I said "nothing", then she said "no, but what?" and I muttered that it was too complicated to explain, and then started laughing again, which didn't go down v well.

can someone express an opinion abt leeks pls

leeks are awesome. Probably the best soup ingredient imo.