love "digital content specialist" i have definitely seen this as a job title quite frequently. anything from clerical web bullshit to high-level strategic positions
― marcos, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
haha i just made it up, i've seen too many social media manager twitter bios i guess
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
haha
― marcos, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link
made me think of the movie KILLER OF SHEEP
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link
feel things too deeply
my lord if people could get paid for this
― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:18 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that is a very fine film
― the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
yes it isway better than EATER OF FOOD which was a waste of 90 min
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:23 (nine years ago) link
Father, daughter, ILX board attorney, appreciative of Guy Fieri
― 龜, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:24 (nine years ago) link
in-house counsel, outhouse plumber
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link
btw I was intending to reference killer of sheep the movie just so u kno I am on the level I saw that too
yoga instructor and life coach
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link
see life coach on linkedIN all of the time. wtf, you are a life coach. is life coach the ceiling for me under your tutelage?
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
there may be a few Van Gundy bros in the life coach game but I dunno
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:50 (nine years ago) link
i have a friend who lists her occupation as "life coach" but she is actually a dominatrix
― sarahell, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link
sometimes u need to have both
― example (crüt), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
some people only learn the hard way
― sarahell, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/818963/Photos/Capture.JPG
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:05 (nine years ago) link
^carrot truth bomb
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:06 (nine years ago) link
carrot is a great cooking ingredient, has almost as much positive impact on a lot of dishes as garlic or onion but gets way less credit
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:08 (nine years ago) link
garlic >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>...carrot
i am sorry but that is the truth as I know it
― sarahell, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:09 (nine years ago) link
has almost as much positive impact on a lot of dishes as garlic or onion but gets way less credit
have to disagree, carrots are great but i don't always want that root vegetable sweetness in my food
― marcos, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:10 (nine years ago) link
sarahell otm.
― marcos, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:11 (nine years ago) link
probably 90% of the dishes i cook start with onions & garlic. 10% AT BEST start with carrots.
― marcos, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link
carrots are nice and all but they ain't the "workhorse of the kitchen" that onions or garlic are.
well they are, but only in the sense imo that a punchy temperamental genius creator like a garlic or an onion needs a watercarrier like carrot just to disperse the beauty
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:15 (nine years ago) link
so wait what catastrophe befell the carrot world in 98
― r|t|c, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
early life coach global conference agreed to go with the stick
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:27 (nine years ago) link
i'll allow it
― r|t|c, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:29 (nine years ago) link
Since we're talking about fictional jobs, I have a friend from high school who woke up one morning and decided that she was not, in fact, a play director/educator of high school students, but instead an intuitive life coach. I have not yet had the heart to ask her how that's working out for her since this also coincided with a divorce and a surprise baby with the dude she cheated on her husband with and I suspect Other Issues may have contributed to this revelation.
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:53 (nine years ago) link
surprise babies are now intuitive babies
― this horrible, rotten slog to rigor mortis (Dr Morbius), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:55 (nine years ago) link
carrots suck
― mookieproof, Friday, 24 October 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link
you joke but every other post about her 5-month-old infant talks about how it is an indigo baby
If you want to boggle at some New Age nonsense, google "indigo children"
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Friday, 24 October 2014 21:03 (nine years ago) link
indigo and outicome
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 24 October 2014 21:05 (nine years ago) link
I just feel bad for that infant tbh
― $0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 October 2014 21:07 (nine years ago) link
^^^ truth bomb
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Friday, 24 October 2014 21:08 (nine years ago) link
send me an ilx mail
― u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, October 24, 2014 3:11 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
sry ello is my exclusive sexting platform of choice
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 October 2014 21:13 (nine years ago) link
― sarahell, Friday, October 24, 2014 3:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lmao excellent
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 October 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Friday, October 24, 2014 2:03 PM (10 minutes ago)
didn't we have a hilarious thread about this a few years back?
― sarahell, Friday, 24 October 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link
who among us realized, in the 90s, that he/she was living in the decade of the carrot?
― a matter of fuiud aesthetics (rip van wanko), Friday, 24 October 2014 21:15 (nine years ago) link
btw carrots are obvs key as theyre part of the holy mirepoix trinity, believing otherwise is just ignorant
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 October 2014 21:17 (nine years ago) link
oh yea they are key, most stocks i'll make will definitely have them, but are they on the level as onion or garlic? pffft
― marcos, Friday, 24 October 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link
did avatar have something to do with indigo children?
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 October 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link
onion is obvs the most central ingredient across many dishes and cuisines, garlic is very key but doesnt have quite as strong of a case, anyway they are all key and theres no need to compare them at the level of some dumb facebook person
― lag∞n, Friday, 24 October 2014 21:21 (nine years ago) link
tis true
― marcos, Friday, 24 October 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
just want to register i have noticed and appreciated d-mac's wit itt today, friday oct. 24
― mattresslessness, Friday, 24 October 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
via snorts surely heard by terrible coworkers
― mattresslessness, Friday, 24 October 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link
<3
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 24 October 2014 21:28 (nine years ago) link
u know what would really top off my friday nite, saying that celery is underrated on an internet msgboard
― r|t|c, Friday, 24 October 2014 21:30 (nine years ago) link
now you're talking
― mattresslessness, Friday, 24 October 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link
live a little
― Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Friday, 24 October 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link