truth bombs

no protection?

virus protection

the man AVG

Truth bomb about ILX, found elsewhere:

http://www.truth-out.org/media/k2/items/cache/088ae528b270c5465390928695c6f8aa_L.jpg

'ironic review' did it first iirc (lee and herring)

No offense to Dylann, who this was aimed at, but I think emil.y gets the 2014 truth bomb award with this one:

People who believe their lives are stories tend to behave like the people who surround them are characters in their stories and not living autonomous human beings. This is some major bullshit.
― emil.y, Thursday, October 16, 2014 2:17 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

77 bomb unfortunately

Also xxp kinder otm and ironic review was the prototype for Challop Theory as discussed on this board for like a decade, so that comic is extra redundant here

yeah I actually thought I posted a response a few days ago about how there was nothing truth bomby about identifying the phenomenon of a challop in 2014, but I guess I didn't hit submit?

77 bomb unfortunately

― 龜✊ (wins), Tuesday, October 21, 2014 10:52 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ahh bookmarks have blown my ability to distinguish 77 from regular ILX. Sorry guys.

Can a mod delete my previous post?

77 bomb unfortunately

― 龜✊ (wins), Tuesday, October 21, 2014 11:52 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

narc

emil.y still wins TB2014 afaic

for real

enh

a guy I went to college who is now sort of a minor local celebrity once interrupted me with "If this conversation was happening in a movie would you want to watch that movie?"

Fuck that person

sounds like they were high as heck

If this conversation were in your breakfast bowl and you could not finish it, would Garth be along to clean it up for you?

Sounds like he was reading too much Bret Easton Ellis

emil.y majorly otm

People who believe their lives are stories tend to behave like the people who surround them are characters in their stories and not living autonomous human beings. This is some major bullshit.
― emil.y, Thursday, October 16, 2014 2:17 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Never met anyone like this, and I'm on S08E03.

Lol

why is it whenever someone talks about "their work" they always turn out to have like 5 jobs none of which are real?

-author, designer, filmmaker, firestarter

― call all destroyer, Friday, 24 October 2014 18:32 (8 minutes ago) Permalink

hahahahha

people still out there claiming firestarter isnt a real job smh

"If this conversation was happening in a movie would you want to watch that movie?"

I hope you had a sock o' manure handy

I would watch that movie

blogger, digital content specialist, social media consultant, sous chef, knitter, giver of hugs, eater of food, coffee drinker, nap aficionado, dog owner, i make a great martini and feel things too deeply

sounds extremely fuckable

writer, dreamer, killer of sheep

tbf, charles burnett could use that one.

sounds extremely fuckable

― lag∞n, Friday, October 24, 2014 2:00 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

send me an ilx mail

blogger, digital content specialist, social media consultant, sous chef, knitter, giver of hugs, eater of food, coffee drinker, nap aficionado, dog owner, i make a great martini and feel things too deeply

honestly did you just make this up because this feels way too real, know at least a dozen or so people that have claimed some assemblage of this to self-describe

love "digital content specialist" i have definitely seen this as a job title quite frequently. anything from clerical web bullshit to high-level strategic positions

haha i just made it up, i've seen too many social media manager twitter bios i guess

haha

made me think of the movie KILLER OF SHEEP

feel things too deeply

my lord if people could get paid for this

made me think of the movie KILLER OF SHEEP

― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:18 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that is a very fine film

yes it is
way better than EATER OF FOOD which was a waste of 90 min

Father, daughter, ILX board attorney, appreciative of Guy Fieri

in-house counsel, outhouse plumber

btw I was intending to reference killer of sheep the movie just so u kno I am on the level I saw that too

yoga instructor and life coach

see life coach on linkedIN all of the time. wtf, you are a life coach. is life coach the ceiling for me under your tutelage?

there may be a few Van Gundy bros in the life coach game but I dunno

i have a friend who lists her occupation as "life coach" but she is actually a dominatrix

sometimes u need to have both

some people only learn the hard way

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/818963/Photos/Capture.JPG

^carrot truth bomb

carrot is a great cooking ingredient, has almost as much positive impact on a lot of dishes as garlic or onion but gets way less credit