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hmmmmm

astuteness isn't everything (wins), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 10:01 (eleven years ago)

"bitch"

Treeship, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 10:34 (eleven years ago)

zing approved

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 10:36 (eleven years ago)

guys i can't find my watch.

Treeship, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 10:40 (eleven years ago)

damn can't even tell if its right twice a day

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 13:52 (eleven years ago)

Mo/r/dy

― intelligent, expressive males within the greater metropolitan (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, October 15, 2014 1:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:17 (eleven years ago)

zung

Mordy, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:18 (eleven years ago)

Bananamen's rights

am0n, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:46 (eleven years ago)

attempts on nu-missingno can logically only be self-zings

r|t|c, Wednesday, 15 October 2014 19:59 (eleven years ago)

yup

龜✊ (wins), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 21:12 (eleven years ago)

"Phil D" swaps with "Dr Morbius", ruins a screening of "The Bicycle Thief"

― DG, Wednesday, October 22, 2014 6:16 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://morphinlegacy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/title12-300x168.jpg

joie de marsh (imago), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 18:21 (eleven years ago)

most succinct 2-man zing ever

joie de marsh (imago), Wednesday, 22 October 2014 18:22 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

gentlemen are we are ready to receive some of the most important lists of this quarter? i can't wait to see how the professional buffs can basically just "tell it like it is" and knock it out of the park with some real best lists of the final quarter

this is a great opportunity to honor the buffs without which are making us hear so much new music, especially with social media making it so much faster, and streaming. we need to let them know "hey, we're listening"

but lets be honest, the real highlight of this season is what we we can't wait for, is how the pitchfork boys will basically take the list season to new heights. it doesnt get more better than this my liege - go get 'em boys

― fuhgeddaboudit! (missingNO), Sunday, November 16, 2014 2:53 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I too remember being young, when sarcasm was like a new shiny toy.

― Fastnbulbous, Sunday, November 16, 2014 8:02 AM Bookmark

I Love Makonnen: New Answers (The Reverend), Sunday, 16 November 2014 20:48 (eleven years ago)

perfect.

a total laugh package (s.clover), Monday, 17 November 2014 01:14 (eleven years ago)

when FnB is landing zings on you that probably calls for a moment's reflection about your ilx brand tbqh

well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Monday, 17 November 2014 10:05 (eleven years ago)

haha

I Love Makonnen: New Answers (The Reverend), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 06:28 (eleven years ago)

you'd probably just get whatever sauce they put on fettucine alfredo

― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's alfredo sauce

― Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:06 (eleven years ago)

there was a good rtc one somewhere

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:12 (eleven years ago)

vees are key undershirts imo

i like tank tops best, theoretically, but no pits = no sweat moppage

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:24 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

meant more for fash purposes than addressing medical conditions

― r|t|c, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 7:17 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:17 (eleven years ago)

you'd probably just get whatever sauce they put on fettucine alfredo

― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:01 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's alfredo sauce

― Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Tuesday, November 18, 2014 6:01 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― lag∞n, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 11:06 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this made me laugh improbably hard

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 20 November 2014 05:14 (eleven years ago)

LOL

the late great, Thursday, 20 November 2014 05:16 (eleven years ago)

omg the rtc one

imago, Thursday, 20 November 2014 11:40 (eleven years ago)

ha, i literally just finally got round to RTJ2 and didn't get the fuss at all, found it drab and extremely unfun

― lex pretend, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:48 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

game recognize game

― look what you did, you lil durk (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, November 11, 2014 1:21 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Monday, 24 November 2014 18:26 (eleven years ago)

ouch

the late great, Monday, 24 November 2014 19:35 (eleven years ago)

alfredo is killing me

iggwilv azaelea (sanskrit), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 04:21 (eleven years ago)

http://www.youtu
be/leiVGE7hfVM

Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 04:45 (eleven years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/leiVGE7hfVM

Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 04:47 (eleven years ago)

Aargh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bd2ySV7AfgM

Junior Dadaismus (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 12:24 (eleven years ago)

I heard "Tuesday" on 89.9 The People's Station.... On a Tuesday, feel like that song might have the longest legs just because there will always be Tuesdays

― i did it all for the 'nuki (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 30 November 2014 03:49 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha so true. Share if you agree

― 龜, Sunday, 30 November 2014 12:45 Bookmark

r|t|c, Sunday, 30 November 2014 15:12 (eleven years ago)

comrade missingno will not have died in vain... let world war 0.02 commence

r|t|c, Sunday, 30 November 2014 15:15 (eleven years ago)

https://twitter.com/ozchrisrock/status/540310465998749696

― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:38 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

more timeless wisdom from the chris rock parody account

― polyphonic, Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:48 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

نكبة (nakhchivan), Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:56 (eleven years ago)

MissingNO was banned?

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 December 2014 02:58 (eleven years ago)

he is missingNOW

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 December 2014 03:00 (eleven years ago)

find him, please

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 December 2014 03:05 (eleven years ago)

bitter lolz xp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 4 December 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)

tiny tears

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 4 December 2014 05:25 (eleven years ago)

i keep waiting for the uk music press to have a country epiphany. when it comes 3 years late i'll probably be extremely annoyed

― lex pretend, Thursday, November 27, 2014 2:14 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no doubt.

― Piss-Up Artist (dog latin), Thursday, November 27, 2014 2:18 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nancy Whank (jed_), Friday, 12 December 2014 01:11 (eleven years ago)

finale's guest is "The Grim Reaper." Prediction: he offs pundit Colbert, pulls off mask to reveal himself as either Letterman or Fidel Castro.

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Thursday, December 18, 2014 12:48 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you used to credit Dennis Perrin when you quoted his tweets

― christmas with the canks (some dude), Thursday, December 18, 2014 2:55 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Funky as hell even on the lap. (stevie), Friday, 19 December 2014 14:08 (eleven years ago)

https://mobile.twitter.com/mrchuckd/status/547561443134943232

a strawman stuffed with their collection of 12 cds (jjjusten), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 05:20 (eleven years ago)

mazel tov

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 05:49 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

virtuoso of what?

― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:29 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thinking

― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you guys are easily impressed :(

― I dunno. (amateurist), Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

He's the Steve Vai of thoughts

― Wu-Tang Clannad (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:48 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

celfie tucker 48 (s.clover), Thursday, 8 January 2015 18:44 (eleven years ago)

two weeks pass...

Banning is so lame

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:06 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

self-directed breaks are better, which you seem to do fairly regularly, looking forward to your next one.

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:09 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The vanity it must take to presume I give a shit

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:13 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the vanity it must take to post your garbage here at all

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:18 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or show up, act like a cunt for a few months, then peace, repeat

― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, January 26, 2015 4:19 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

diddybops 67 (120.2)(source field mix) (some dude), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:39 (eleven years ago)

self-directed breaks are better, which you seem to do fairly regularly, looking forward to your next one.

― languagelessness (mattresslessness)

was the zing imo

local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 26 January 2015 21:55 (eleven years ago)

yeah that was the peak, but i liked the stuff after that enough to include it

some dude, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 13:22 (eleven years ago)

first part is zing, second part hardman

flopson, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 15:51 (eleven years ago)

I was wondering around some lonesome Victorian gardens in my local park on xmas day and quite drunk after quadruple brandies and constantly playing Yellow Square on repeat, it was the most transcendent experience I had listening to guitar in a long time.

― xelab, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 22:17 (46 minutes ago)

Heh, some people seem to be feeling the guitar deficiency in their diets. I voted for for Forsyth album, but there's certainly no shortage of great guitar stuff.

I was wandering around the desert quite lifted after quadruple peyotes and constantly playing Colour Haze on repeat, it was the most transcendent experience I had listening to guitar in a long time.

I was wandering around the forest quite buzzed after quadruple hits and constantly playing Truckfighters on repeat, it was the most transcendent experience I had listening to guitar in a long time.

I was wandering around space, my brain imploding from the gravitational force of the oncoming black hole and constantly playing the new Ufomammut on repeat, it was the most transcendent experience I had listening to guitar in a long time...

― Fastnbulbous, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 22:40 (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think a fucking cave would would be a more suitable location for you pal

― xelab, Tuesday, 27 January 2015 23:02 (4 minutes ago)

the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 27 January 2015 23:08 (eleven years ago)

rubbish zing tho

local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:04 (eleven years ago)

not a zing at all. 'tis a cave for fucking.

It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:12 (eleven years ago)

deems that's probably cuz as the resident shilellelagh waving vagrant of ilm, you are unaware of the fnb project and how the unsolicited defence of dork rock and list of dissimilar bands does most of the zing's work before xelab's coup de grace

the prefects of the spirit world (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:20 (eleven years ago)

I recognize the quality of this zing, darragh's petition is denied

, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 00:21 (eleven years ago)


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