sorry to break this to you, but if they want to record you through a window they are going to use a laser microphone. that technology is as old as small laser diode chips, i.e. 50 years old, and the laser microphone is not going to require a high-speed camera to obtain high frequency information.
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:55 (ten years ago) link
can they see the thoughts in my head yet?
― cross over the mushroom circle (La Lechera), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link
through my protective thought-preserving tinfoil helmet, i mean
i figure if they want to record me they'll just give me a contract
― go ahead. make vid where u rap about this new TMNT movie. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 August 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link
also, the signal from the 60 fps camera is pretty low. they have no noise in this demonstration. a more impressive demonstration would show that the SNR is good enough to recover conversations in the presence of typical room noise
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 22:59 (ten years ago) link
if you have a refrigerator, you are probably safe from this kind of eavesdropping for now
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 23:02 (ten years ago) link
What if I'm done talking, I smash the bag of chips?
― pplains, Monday, 4 August 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link
you make your house plant send the sign off signal, which is:http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--RD1edZ9M--/840535846751927878.gif
― Sufjan Grafton, Monday, 4 August 2014 23:19 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/NKBvL3H.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:22 (ten years ago) link
that's like something that'd crawl out of the wall in a j-horror film
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:31 (ten years ago) link
You'd escape it by running into a room and locking the door behind you only to see
http://i.imgur.com/RXlKNw8.gif
― 龜, Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:35 (ten years ago) link
ah very good
http://img.pandawhale.com/120614-mark-Wahlberg-computer-gif-Img-2v5J.gif
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 5 August 2014 01:42 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/URrpJWm.gifhttp://i.imgur.com/zqCIJyZ.gif
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 21:51 (ten years ago) link
that's definitely lol thread not o_O imo :D
― i'm elf-ein lusophonic (imago), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:09 (ten years ago) link
dude is actively o_Oing imo
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 22:20 (ten years ago) link
http://www.ohgizmo.com/2014/08/22/hyperlip-plastic-lips-forces-face-grimace/
http://i.imgur.com/zfYloUq.jpg
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 August 2014 20:22 (ten years ago) link
NO WAY DUDE
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/the_black_market_work_of_an_outlaw_taxidermist/?onswipe_redirect=no&oswrr=1
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:47 (ten years ago) link
http://images.dangerousminds.net/uploads/images/taxidermy2ponmfla.jpg
― scott seward, Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:48 (ten years ago) link
those are kind of great! ... in a depressing scary sort of way
― SEEMS TO ME (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 September 2014 17:56 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvaKfMFoNcI
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 September 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link
as a species we have failed
― imago, Sunday, 14 September 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2768117/Sushi-lover-s-entire-body-left-riddled-tapeworm-parasites-eating-contaminated-sashimi.html
― nakhchivan, Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:05 (nine years ago) link
bleeeeehhhhhhhhh
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 25 September 2014 03:27 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/A1gYmNM.gif
― 龜, Thursday, 9 October 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CbSmAic.jpg?1
― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4OYPiV1GsY
― gr8080, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link
ew
― how's life, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link
http://www.straitstimes.com/news/asia/east-asia/story/wife-chops-cheating-husbands-penis-twice-20150114
― 龜, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link
chase no face has a new contenderhttp://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/zombie-cat-buried-cat-believed-dead-meows-back/story?id=28519513
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 10:38 (nine years ago) link
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/A7f3APFhw5c/0.jpg
“The only thing I can think of is that this is God’s miracle. And I thought, why five days later? If Bart was alive before, he would have come to our homes earlier. All I can think of is that God created animal life on the fifth day.“He said this has been an emotional ordeal for him and his girlfriend, but he hasn't tried explaining the situation to his two-year old daughter."As a two-year old, she doesn't understand any of this either," he said.
He said this has been an emotional ordeal for him and his girlfriend, but he hasn't tried explaining the situation to his two-year old daughter.
"As a two-year old, she doesn't understand any of this either," he said.
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 10:40 (nine years ago) link
those motherfuckers that buried a living cat are forever on my shitlist
I hope Bart eats their faces off
― mh, Wednesday, 28 January 2015 22:33 (nine years ago) link
http://boingboing.net/2015/06/23/motorcycle-helmets-that-look-l.html
― goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 22:44 (nine years ago) link
oh shit is posting boingboing to the noize bord a yellowcard
― goole, Tuesday, 23 June 2015 22:45 (nine years ago) link
It was back in the day
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link
on my way to goole's house to make him persona non grata in person
― Upright Mammal (mh), Wednesday, 24 June 2015 00:59 (nine years ago) link
http://concepthuman.tumblr.com/post/122352041992/grawly-vinebox-where-does-the-ball-go
― gr8080, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link
you can see the ball roll away
― Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 25 June 2015 10:28 (nine years ago) link
WHERE
― gr8080, Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I cant see it D:
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 26 June 2015 05:28 (nine years ago) link
OK spoilers then...
You just get a glimpse of the ball rolling away if you concentrate on the left armpit of the kid in the yellow-green t-shirt. I think the illusion works so well because the eye thinks the ball must be rolling away behind the one in the black t-shirt, rather than the yellow one.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 26 June 2015 10:05 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, got it, you can see it as it falls before it hits the grass and he masks it as it rolls off the left of the screen.
― arbiter of sorrow (aldo), Friday, 26 June 2015 10:24 (nine years ago) link
*sheepishly removes Church of the Ball priest's robes*
― mad maxwell's wasteland death suite (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 26 June 2015 14:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Ifidf4y.gif
― 龜, Saturday, 4 July 2015 13:33 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZVk21Pco-c
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 04:45 (nine years ago) link
Holy wtf
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 05:44 (nine years ago) link
see
i know in my head that that's what it's like and yet seeing it is even worse than i imagine
._.
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 06:19 (nine years ago) link
http://articles.latimes.com/1995-11-16/business/fi-3736_1_calvin-klein
― gr8080, Monday, 13 July 2015 01:24 (nine years ago) link
classic o_O
― Upright Mammal (mh), Monday, 13 July 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-N-SZm6Iw
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
the comments on that are a traet
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link